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    Default Re: Girl Genius XXIX: A giant corkboard of continuity madness

    As the waiter helpfully pointed out "It's no good having a key if there's no lock to use it with." Yet this key seems awfully persistent about being in this location, which implies to me that there is a lock somewhere nearby waiting for it. The Guild Hall might not be as destroyed as everyone thinks it is. It was larger on the outside than it was on the inside after all.

    And I do find it rather suspicious that Snakkerjape states specifically "What I need is the Guild Hall" not the guild itself. He did apparently know the former head of the guild while Jorbelox was the Popes monster, did he learn some secrets of the Hall in that time?

    At any rate, we can't possibly name the next thread anything without XXXenophile as the number (or XXX: ...enophile), that would be a crime to miss.

    EDIT: Got names confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    Edited by his conniving wife and drawn by their friend who is the kingly rival of the mole-people. If this story doesn't end up with causality twisted like a pretzel I will be mildly surprised.
    It does say MAD SCIENCE right on the cover, if causality survives intact something went wrong
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    Default Re: Girl Genius XXIX: A giant corkboard of continuity madness

    Quote Originally Posted by Zazu Yen View Post
    As the waiter helpfully pointed out "It's no good having a key if there's no lock to use it with." Yet this key seems awfully persistent about being in this location, which implies to me that there is a lock somewhere nearby waiting for it. The Guild Hall might not be as destroyed as everyone thinks it is. It was larger on the outside than it was on the inside after all.

    And I do find it rather suspicious that Snakkerjape states specifically "What I need is the Guild Hall" not the guild itself. He did apparently know the former head of the guild while Jorbelox was the Popes monster, did he learn some secrets of the Hall in that time?

    At any rate, we can't possibly name the next thread anything without XXXenophile as the number (or XXX: ...enophile), that would be a crime to miss.

    EDIT: Got names confused.

    EDIT II:

    It does say MAD SCIENCE right on the cover, if causality survives intact something went wrong
    Also worth noting: he needs the Guild Hall, not a Guild Hall. Persistent key, former guild master who fought against desperate odds to save the building, acquaintance of guild master returns and takes servile low-paying job, the inability to construct anything not a gazebo on the spot, building described as having been bigger on the outside than the inside - yeah, it's possible some sort of dimensional or temporal shenanigans are afoot.
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    At first I thought "what's the big deal? most buildings are bigger outside than inside", but now I remember that cellars are a thing...
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    I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).

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    OK, we've slipped into Page 50, so time for that new, twisty thread to go with the new twisty story.

    To no-one's surprise, despite some interesting late challengers, the new thread is Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition.

    For those who are interested, the final polls stand as follows:
    Spoiler: VOTES! (In Memory of Mad Cap'n Tom...)
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    Title Votes Proposer and Voters
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Why, then you would have Dreen 2 HandofShadows, runeghost
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Oh! You're surprised! How charming! 1 Zazu Yen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Where a Monster can Live Well 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: The Mutual Carnage, Shanty and Rum Society 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: But it's Ladies Night! 1 Manga Shoggoth
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Ooh--I do like a man who's still alive 1 Ellen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside than the inside 2 Shining Wrath, Kantaki
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside and the inside 1 Willie the Duck
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Monsters are important 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Run them out of town 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl or I shall Transfer Your Brain To a Spaniel 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Being Too Reasonable 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Desecrate a Sacred Relic 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Sinister Monster 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Clay Tablet Romance Novels 3 Rockphed, Rakaydos, SZbNAhL
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: In the Center of the Fleshyards 1 TheStranger
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Howling Vacuum of Existential Isolation 1 Shining Wrath
    Girl Genius 30: ...enophile Edition 3 Rakaydos, Rockphed, TeChameleon
    Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition 11 TheStranger, Squire Doodad, Manga Shoggoth, Rhodin, Traab, The Glyphstone, wingnutx, InvisibleBison, runeghost, Divayth Fyr, lord_khaine
    Warning: This posting may contain wit, wisdom, pathos, irony, satire, sarcasm and puns. And traces of nut.

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    Default Re: Girl Genius XXIX: A giant corkboard of continuity madness

    Quote Originally Posted by Manga Shoggoth View Post
    OK, we've slipped into Page 50, so time for that new, twisty thread to go with the new twisty story.

    To no-one's surprise, despite some interesting late challengers, the new thread is Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition.

    For those who are interested, the final polls stand as follows:
    Spoiler: VOTES! (In Memory of Mad Cap'n Tom...)
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    Title Votes Proposer and Voters
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Why, then you would have Dreen 2 HandofShadows, runeghost
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Oh! You're surprised! How charming! 1 Zazu Yen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Where a Monster can Live Well 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: The Mutual Carnage, Shanty and Rum Society 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: But it's Ladies Night! 1 Manga Shoggoth
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Ooh--I do like a man who's still alive 1 Ellen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside than the inside 2 Shining Wrath, Kantaki
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside and the inside 1 Willie the Duck
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Monsters are important 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Run them out of town 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl or I shall Transfer Your Brain To a Spaniel 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Being Too Reasonable 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Desecrate a Sacred Relic 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Sinister Monster 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Clay Tablet Romance Novels 3 Rockphed, Rakaydos, SZbNAhL
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: In the Center of the Fleshyards 1 TheStranger
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Howling Vacuum of Existential Isolation 1 Shining Wrath
    Girl Genius 30: ...enophile Edition 3 Rakaydos, Rockphed, TeChameleon
    Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition 11 TheStranger, Squire Doodad, Manga Shoggoth, Rhodin, Traab, The Glyphstone, wingnutx, InvisibleBison, runeghost, Divayth Fyr, lord_khaine
    Alas for the Howling Vacuum. Alas.
    This ... is my signature finishing move!

    "It's never good when you make a fiend cringe" - MadGrady

    According to some online quiz, I'm a 6th level TN Wizard. They didn't give me full XP for all the monsters I've defeated while daydreaming.
    http://easydamus.com/character.html

    I am a Ranger Archetype: Gleaming Warden (thx to Ninja Prawn)

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    Default Re: Girl Genius XXIX: A giant corkboard of continuity madness

    Quote Originally Posted by Manga Shoggoth View Post
    OK, we've slipped into Page 50, so time for that new, twisty thread to go with the new twisty story.

    To no-one's surprise, despite some interesting late challengers, the new thread is Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition.

    For those who are interested, the final polls stand as follows:
    Spoiler: VOTES! (In Memory of Mad Cap'n Tom...)
    Show

    Title Votes Proposer and Voters
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Why, then you would have Dreen 2 HandofShadows, runeghost
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Oh! You're surprised! How charming! 1 Zazu Yen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Where a Monster can Live Well 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: The Mutual Carnage, Shanty and Rum Society 1 Ailurus
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: But it's Ladies Night! 1 Manga Shoggoth
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Ooh--I do like a man who's still alive 1 Ellen
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside than the inside 2 Shining Wrath, Kantaki
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Bigger on the outside and the inside 1 Willie the Duck
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Monsters are important 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Run them out of town 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl or I shall Transfer Your Brain To a Spaniel 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Begone Churl 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Being Too Reasonable 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Desecrate a Sacred Relic 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Sinister Monster 1 Rockphed
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Clay Tablet Romance Novels 3 Rockphed, Rakaydos, SZbNAhL
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: In the Center of the Fleshyards 1 TheStranger
    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Howling Vacuum of Existential Isolation 1 Shining Wrath
    Girl Genius 30: ...enophile Edition 3 Rakaydos, Rockphed, TeChameleon
    Girl Genius: XXXenophile Edition 11 TheStranger, Squire Doodad, Manga Shoggoth, Rhodin, Traab, The Glyphstone, wingnutx, InvisibleBison, runeghost, Divayth Fyr, lord_khaine
    I'm happy with the vote but adding the "XXXenophile" to my selection would have been fun

    Girl Genius XXXenophile Edition: Oh! You're surprised! How charming!
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