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Thread: I'm A Billionaire Now
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2021-03-31, 11:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm A Billionaire Now
Hey everybody. I got some exciting news to tell you. Yesterday I play the lottery and I won 2.5 billion dollars. The numbers were 30, 1, 17, 21, 4, and 5. I'm so glad that TV chooses the right number. I've never been so happy in my entire life.
It's time to get my Magikarp on!
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2021-04-01, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Forum Wisdom
Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-04-01, 05:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2020
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Another year, another billion, great !
"By Google's own reckoning, 60% of the ads that are charged for are never seen by any human being – literally the majority of the industry's product is a figment of feverish machine imaginations." Pluralistic
The bots are selling ads to bots which mostly bots are viewing, We really are living in XXI century.
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2021-04-01, 05:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
But did you get any sweet autographs recently?
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2021-04-01, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- Germany
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2021-04-01, 05:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
That's great. Hey, can you send me some money? My car just exploded after colliding with an elephant and I really need it. Like, half a million or so, that's such a low percentage, you would barely notice.
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2021-04-01, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 06:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
No giant check? I don't believe anything until I see an image manipulated giant check.
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2021-04-01, 06:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 07:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Really or April fool?
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention
One of the best methods to show purity is rice purity test
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2021-04-01, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2015
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Was that Zimbabwean Dollars? They had a hyperinflation going up to the beginning of 2009, when they effectively abandoned that currency. There was even a 100 Trillion Dollar note, just before the end.
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2021-04-01, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
I'm just saying. Just because you painted an elephant in black and white stripes doesn't make it a street legal zebra.
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2021-04-01, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
You’re lucky! I only got one million dollars from helping out that Nigerian businessman who had to flee the country to escape religious persecution.
LGBTitp
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2021-04-01, 10:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Last edited by Peelee; 2021-04-01 at 10:05 AM.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2021-04-01, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2021-04-01, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 10:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”
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2021-04-01, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
I'm pretty sure you need fists to participate in a fistfight. Elephants don't have hands, thus no fists.
And yes, elephants always have the right of way. April fool's jokes aside, there are several countries where elephants live wild where "elephants have the right of way" is codified into law.
Unless there's a dragon. Then the dragons have the right of way.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-04-01, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
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2021-04-01, 10:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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2021-04-01, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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That's great. You might be interested in a speculative venture I've been trying to find backing for, a mission to recover lost pirate gold from bottom of the ocean. I just need 10 million in start-up costs, but it's guaranteed to return at least 10 billion worth of gold and jewels, and you can have half of the profit. That's a 5000x rate of return on your investment!
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2021-04-01, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Last edited by Peelee; 2021-04-01 at 11:00 AM.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2021-04-01, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-04-01, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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