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    And yet we have avoided the form of the classic mid-20th century elephant joke:

    Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a plum?
    A: A plum is purple.
    Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants on the path?
    A: Here come the elephants on the path.
    Q: What did Jane say?
    A: Here come the plums. (Jane was colorblind)
    Q: What did Charles de Gaulle say?
    A: Voila les elephants on the path.
    Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Charles de Gaulle?
    A: Nothing, elephants don't speak French.
    etc.
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    But have you run those by the jesting elephant?

    How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two the the back.
    How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.
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    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
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    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyoi View Post
    I was confused by why an April fools thread was still going weeks later, but then I realized: on this forum, when an opportunity to belabor a running joke presents itself, the original topic rapidly becomes irrelephant.
    We do not enjoy truncated jokes around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyoi View Post
    I was confused by why an April fools thread was still going weeks later, but then I realized: on this forum, when an opportunity to belabor a running joke presents itself, the original topic rapidly becomes irrelephant.
    Elephants are never forgotten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymouswizard View Post
    But have you run those by the jesting elephant?

    How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two the the back.
    How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.
    Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

    - You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge


    Q: How do you get five lions in a fridge?

    - You open the fridge, take out the 2 elephants, put in the 5 lions, you close the fridge.


    Q: What do you do when a fridge-elephant asks you to let them out?

    - Don't believe them, they're Lion.

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    You are aware you could have fit all of them in the fridge if you had consulted the "Pack-yderm".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taevyr View Post
    Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

    - You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge


    Q: How do you get five lions in a fridge?

    - You open the fridge, take out the 2 elephants, put in the 5 lions, you close the fridge.


    Q: What do you do when a fridge-elephant asks you to let them out?

    - Don't believe them, they're Lion.
    Or they're an elephant pretending to be a lion.
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    Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
    A. So they can hide in cherry trees.

    Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
    A. See, that's how great it works!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelphas View Post
    So here I am, trapped in my laboratory, trying to create a Mechabeast that's powerful enough to take down the howling horde outside my door, but also won't join them once it realizes what I've done...twentieth time's the charm, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    How about a Jovian Uplift stuck in a Case morph? it makes so little sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziproot View Post
    Or they're an elephant pretending to be a lion.
    Such an obvious scorpio move. They should have tried pretending to be pisces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taevyr View Post
    Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

    - You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge
    And how do you tell if there are elephants in your fridge right now?
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    They giggle when the light goes out.


    How do you tell there was an elephant in your fridge before?
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