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[Anonymouswizard]

But have you run those by the jesting elephant?

How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two the the back.
How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.

[Tvtyrant]

I was confused by why an April fools thread was still going weeks later, but then I realized: on this forum, when an opportunity to belabor a running joke presents itself, the original topic rapidly becomes irrelephant.

We do not enjoy truncated jokes around here.

[BisectedBrioche]

I was confused by why an April fools thread was still going weeks later, but then I realized: on this forum, when an opportunity to belabor a running joke presents itself, the original topic rapidly becomes irrelephant.

Elephants are never forgotten.

[Taevyr]

But have you run those by the jesting elephant?

How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two the the back.
How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.

Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

- You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge


Q: How do you get five lions in a fridge?

- You open the fridge, take out the 2 elephants, put in the 5 lions, you close the fridge.


Q: What do you do when a fridge-elephant asks you to let them out?

- Don't believe them, they're Lion.

[Scarlet Knight]

You are aware you could have fit all of them in the fridge if you had consulted the "Pack-yderm".

[ziproot]

Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

- You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge


Q: How do you get five lions in a fridge?

- You open the fridge, take out the 2 elephants, put in the 5 lions, you close the fridge.


Q: What do you do when a fridge-elephant asks you to let them out?

- Don't believe them, they're Lion.

Or they're an elephant pretending to be a lion.

[Anonymouswizard]

Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A. So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A. See, that's how great it works!

[Cazero]

Or they're an elephant pretending to be a lion.

Such an obvious scorpio move. They should have tried pretending to be pisces.

[Eldan]

Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?

- You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge

And how do you tell if there are elephants in your fridge right now?

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They giggle when the light goes out.

How do you tell there was an elephant in your fridge before?

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They leave footprints in the butter.

[Tarmor]

I also want to be like that

We could squash you into the fridge too. Please don't sit in the butter.

[snowblizz]

Honest elephant reported the cheater to the principal.

[Anonymouswizard]

Sounds like a snitching elephant.

My jiving elephant saysthey're much less useful than a stitching elephant.

[Peelee]

If you're really mesmerized then it's bread to start away from the bewitching elephant.

[Corian]

Ah, the classic elephant jokes!
This was my favourite when young.

Q: How does an elephant climb on a 50-ft tall tree?
A: Climbs on the 70-ft tall tree and jumps down.

Q: How does the elephant climb down the 50-ft tall tree?
A: Gets on a leaf, waits for fall

Q: Why are crocodiles flat-headed?
A: Because they sometimes walk under the trees in fall


Now my favourite is a variant on the well known classic:

5 old, wise, blind elephants meet a man.
The first elephant feels the shape of the man, and declares "a man is flat."
The other four agree with him.