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Thread: I'm A Billionaire Now
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2021-04-01, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 12:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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I believe the following anecdote is appropriate for Forum rules, April Fools, and rear-ending elephants.
When my daughter was little, my wife & I took her to see the elephant at the zoo (while one still can).
As I went for popcorn, they visited the elephant and my daughter asked my wife “What’s that long thing on the elephant?” My wife answered: “That’s his trunk.” “No Mommy, the other long thing.” “Oh that’s his tail.” “Nooo the long thing underneath.” Flustered, my wife said “Oh that’s nothing, sweetie.”
When I returned my daughter decided to try her luck with me for a better answer.
“Daddy, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” I answered: ”That’s his trunk.” “No Daddy, the other long thing.” “Oh that’s his tail.” “Nooo the long thing underneath.”
I answered the only way a father could and said, “Ask your Mother.” To which my daughter stated that she already did. “And what did she say, honey?” “Mommy said it was nothing.” I turned to my blushing wife and said “You have to understand, sweetheart. You mother’s been spoiled.”"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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2021-04-01, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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To be serious for a moment (which I rather dislike), zoos ain't circuses. Modern zoos are primarily geared towards conservation (with robust programs like interbreeding cooperation to help endangered animals maintain a healthy gene pool, for example), and elephants will not be disappearing from zoos anytime in the foreseeable future.
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2021-04-01, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Clearly you've not met the rather vocal young people who feel very strongly about the subject of animals.
Also a circus is exactly what a modern zoo is. Just without clowns. Or ninjas. Or clown ninjas.
One day she'll be old enough to understand that joke. And you'll regret it when paying for the therapy.
That sounds exactly lik C-rate movie form the budget horror section. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_S...us_Mecha_Shark
Movies that make the Sharknado franchise look positively mainstream.
Oh I think I saw that show on National Geographic already. Are you oen of the Lagina (spelling?) brothers, Rick and Marty?
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2021-04-01, 02:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yes, I am slightly egomaniac. Why didn't you ask?
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2021-04-01, 02:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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This, a zoo's primary functions as far as I understand them are ) help conserve animals and 2) get people excited about animals. There will of course be zoos with questionable methods and motives, but I think it's unfair to apply such labels to all of them.
To be serious for a moment, I have family in the circus business, and I believe technically in the clowning business (but only family friends as clowns or ninjas). From a modern perspective of the industry it's mostly untrue, circus these days is about human endeavours.
As for zoos being like '[classic' circus in the putting animals on display, it depends on the zoo you're talking about and how you're defining circus in this instance. While I'm not happy with how many zoos keep their animals in relatively small cages, but by circus standards the animals are incredibly well looked after and it's not universal (I know of zoos with relatively large and open enclosures).
The real issue here is animal performance shows, which are still orders of magnitude better than they were back in the days of animal circus. The real question here should be what animals can be included in shows ethically, and if the answer is none then I'll happily never see another sea-lion show.
Yes, there is a valid argument for leaving animals in their natural habitat and not setting them up in zoos, but I also think there's an argument for zoos being used to raise awareness of animal issues and help get children and adults into more animals.
Also if you've never seen modern circus I highly recommend it. Find yourself a smaller show, I personaly recommend one with contact juggling, or watch street jugglers occasionall. Some of the stuff you can see is amazing, and the first time I heard Mongolian throat singing was at a juggling show.
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2021-04-01, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, our local zoo just built a gigantic elephant enclosure. Like, so big that most of it can't be seen from outside it.
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2021-04-01, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Fortunately, my diving elephant is not a driving elephant.
Ohhhhhh, that makes much more sense. In that story, the elephant was kind of the elephant in the room, so I instantly thought of that framing instead of covid issues.
I am one of those rather vocal young people who feel very strongly about the subject of animals.
Well, for loose definitions of "young", anyway.Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2021-04-01, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Congrats on your april fools billionaire i guess lol
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2021-04-01, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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But what if you then ride the elephant? What are you then? A pedestri-equestrian?
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2021-04-01, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2021-04-01, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-01, 10:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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April Fools aside: Jaywalking is only a crime because of a dedicated push by various lobbyists representing the automobile industry to get laws changed to clear out the roads and encourage people to buy cars.
Before, most roads and streets were built for pedestrian traffic and cars were guests on the road. If a car hit a pedestrian, it was assumed by default that the driver of the vehicle was responsible unless it could be proved otherwise.
Jaywalking laws are a combination of victim-blaming(blaming people using the streets as intended for being injured by people using the streets as not intended) and that episode of Hey Arnold where the kids clear out a community-owned vacant lot so they have a place to play baseball and then the adults in the community immediately take it over and ban the kids from playing there so that they can use the space for their own things.
Of course, nowadays many decades later "roads are for cars" is so engrained that overturning that particular bit of garbage would be dangerous.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2021-04-02, 02:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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And that deends on the country - it's not a crime for most roads in the UK.
I tend to think of it as "The car has the right of way in most cases, but that said, the driver really has to make sure that (s)he does not hit the pedestrian".
There is also talk of chaning the law to give pedestrians the right of way which I consider a mistake - too easy for them to deliberately block traffic.
Back the the thread - some food for thought - all these elephant jokes roc.
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There is at least one.
Yes, I am slightly egomaniac. Why didn't you ask?
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2021-04-02, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-02, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, elephants aren't subtle, especially when they are inside rooms. I hope you learned a lesson.
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