I'm A Billionaire Now

[Mystic Muse]

You sure? I'd hate for it to meet a riving elephant.

How about a high-fiving elephant?

[Peelee]

How about a high-fiving elephant?

I'd imagine that would be reserved for an enterprising elephant.

[The Glyphstone]

The odds could be calculated precisely by a deriving elephant.

[Peelee]

The odds could be calculated precisely by a deriving elephant.

Until they're shocked by the surprising elephant.

[Keltest]

Until they're shocked by the surprising elephant.

Only if he can get past the Supervising Elephant

[Peelee]

Only if he can get past the Supervising Elephant

I'm afraid that one was run off by the uprising elephant.

[Taevyr]

I'm afraid that one was run off by the uprising elephant.

At first, but now he's been hidden by the disguising elephant. Does quite an impressive job, having no thumbs and all.

[Peelee]

At first, but now he's been hidden by the disguising elephant. Does quite an impressive job, having no thumbs and all.

Only to be mocked by the deriding elephant.

[Keltest]

Only to be mocked by the deriding elephant.

Surely he would have run afoul of the presiding elephant?

[Willie the Duck]

So we all gotta make sure THIS thread lasts six months

That would be the goal of the Striving Elephant.

[Taevyr]

That would be the goal of the Striving Elephant.

True, the only desire of that one is to become the Thriving elephant

[Peelee]

It'd a shame that all of these are gone now. For, as we all know, there is only one lone surviving elephant.

[The Glyphstone]

It'd a shame that all of these are gone now. For, as we all know, there is only one lone surviving elephant.

For now, at least. It may yet turn out to be a dividing elephant.

[Rater202]

Nah, it's fine, they've all been cloned by the reviving elephant.

[Peelee]

But how would they find the hiding elephant?

[Taevyr]

By performing a quick aerial survey with the help of the gliding elephant, of course!

[snowblizz]

Sounds like a somewhat eccentric elephant.

[ziproot]

By performing a quick aerial survey with the help of the gliding elephant, of course!

But the gliding elephant can't see after running into the blinding elephant.

[137beth]

I wanna ask permission to put as much of this elephant stuff in my extended sig as will fig.

And if I'm not allowed to quote some of it, or if it won't all fit, then compromising elephant will help me trim it down to just what I can get.

[Willie the Duck]

And if I'm not allowed to quote some of it, or if it won't all fit, then compromising elephant will help me trim it down to just what I can get.

If it won't all fit, could the compromising elephant store the rest of it in a trunk?

[Eldan]

What have I done.

I have become elephant, destroyer of this thread.

[Peelee]

This is starting to sound like a fairly contriving elephant.

[Rater202]

What have I done.

I have become elephant, destroyer of this thread.

No, you haven't, the thread is set to be destroyed by a dragon about a year from now.

Specifically, me, when I finish my transformation.

And before anyone gets smart, I've already set up countermeasures against the dragon-slaying elephant, the dragon-preying elephant, the dragon-delaying elephant, the dragon-taming elephant, and just in case the organ harvesting elephant.

[ziproot]

No, you haven't, the thread is set to be destroyed by a dragon about a year from now.

Specifically, me, when I finish my transformation.

And before anyone gets smart, I've already set up countermeasures against the dragon-slaying elephant, the dragon-preying elephant, the dragon-delaying elephant, the dragon-taming elephant, and just in case the organ harvesting elephant.

But unfortunately for you, you forgot to account for the dragon-betraying elephant.

[Eldan]

No, you haven't, the thread is set to be destroyed by a dragon about a year from now.

Specifically, me, when I finish my transformation.

And before anyone gets smart, I've already set up countermeasures against the dragon-slaying elephant, the dragon-preying elephant, the dragon-delaying elephant, the dragon-taming elephant, and just in case the organ harvesting elephant.

But what if we send a dragon-parleying elephant and negotiate a reprieve?

[Taevyr]

No, you haven't, the thread is set to be destroyed by a dragon about a year from now.

Specifically, me, when I finish my transformation.

And before anyone gets smart, I've already set up countermeasures against the dragon-slaying elephant, the dragon-preying elephant, the dragon-delaying elephant, the dragon-taming elephant, and just in case the organ harvesting elephant.

How about the most classic of elephants: the dragon-laying elephant?

[Rater202]

But unfortunately for you, you forgot to account for the dragon-betraying elephant.

But what if we send a dragon-parleying elephant and negotiate a reprieve?

Those would both requiring my being willing to work with or negotiate with elephants. Not making that mistake again.

How about the most classic of elephants: the dragon-laying elephant?

That's a subcategory of dragon-delaying elephants.

[Eldan]

I see. So we need some kind of Mammoth in Disguise.

[Peelee]

And before anyone gets smart

That's something you never need to worry about with me. Which, of course, is why I keep around an information-spraying elephant.

Also, stay away from the seas or you might get stopped by a dragon-belaying elephant.

[ziproot]

Those would both requiring my being willing to work with or negotiate with elephants. Not making that mistake again.


That's a subcategory of dragon-delaying elephants.

What about the dragon-flambéing elephant?