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Thread: I'm A Billionaire Now
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2021-04-16, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
But have you run those by the jesting elephant?
How do you get four elephants in a mini? Two in the front, two the the back.
How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and over the Severn Bridge.
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2021-04-16, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
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2021-04-16, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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- Some rainly old island
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Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2021-04-16, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2020
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- Right behind you
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Q: How do you get 2 elephants in a fridge?
- You open the fridge, put the elephants in, you close the fridge
Q: How do you get five lions in a fridge?
- You open the fridge, take out the 2 elephants, put in the 5 lions, you close the fridge.
Q: What do you do when a fridge-elephant asks you to let them out?
- Don't believe them, they're Lion.
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2021-04-16, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
You are aware you could have fit all of them in the fridge if you had consulted the "Pack-yderm".
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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2021-04-23, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
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2021-04-23, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A. So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A. See, that's how great it works!
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2021-04-23, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2021-04-24, 07:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Switzerland
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Resident Vancian Apologist
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2021-05-14, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2019
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- Melbourne, Australia
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2021-05-19, 05:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Honest elephant reported the cheater to the principal.
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2021-05-19, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Sounds like a snitching elephant.
My jiving elephant saysthey're much less useful than a stitching elephant.
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2021-05-21, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Birmingham, AL
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Re: The thread of many elephants
If you're really mesmerized then it's bread to start away from the bewitching elephant.
Last edited by Peelee; 2021-05-21 at 06:06 AM.
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
Number of times Roland St. Jude has sworn revenge upon me: 2
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2021-05-21, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Montréal, Qc, Canada
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Re: I'm A Billionaire Now
Ah, the classic elephant jokes!
This was my favourite when young.
Q: How does an elephant climb on a 50-ft tall tree?
A: Climbs on the 70-ft tall tree and jumps down.
Q: How does the elephant climb down the 50-ft tall tree?
A: Gets on a leaf, waits for fall
Q: Why are crocodiles flat-headed?
A: Because they sometimes walk under the trees in fall
Now my favourite is a variant on the well known classic:
5 old, wise, blind elephants meet a man.
The first elephant feels the shape of the man, and declares "a man is flat."
The other four agree with him.