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    Halfling in the Playground
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    Default I'd love to see this

    Say at the Final Battle, Xykon is confronted by an opponent as powerful or more powerful than he is:

    Powerful Opponent: Prepare to be annihilated, vile undead scum!
    Xykon: Annihilated?!? What for?
    PO: Because you are of the unliving! Your very existence is an affront to the good and pure!
    X: Oh, because I look different then you have license to wipe me out! Is that it???
    PO: But your kind is dedicated to killing everyone . . .
    X: My kind?!? What, because I happen to have less skin than you I'm somehow less than you?
    PO: Not exactly, but . . .
    X: You don't think that I see the beauty of a flower, and it just kills me that I can't appreciate it like you can?
    PO: Wow, I never thought of it that way.
    X: Just turn around and take a look at the sun over there - it's teeming with life and energy, but all I feel is empty cold.
    PO: You know, I think I misjudged you. If you can appreciate the life of the sun, then maybe together we can
    X: Epic level drain
    X: Ha! "Beauty of a flower" - who believes that stuff?!?
    PO: Brainnnnsss

    Note: There's almost no way this would happen. Xykon can be deceptive, but he almost always favors power, with a side of more power, and then an extra helping of power. But it would make me laugh if it did.

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    Default Re: I'd love to see this

    She wasn't a match for Xykon's power, but that's pretty much exactly what happened with Xykon and the half-celestial warrior back in #193:

    https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html

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    Default Re: I'd love to see this

    Quote Originally Posted by mucat View Post
    She wasn't a match for Xykon's power, but that's pretty much exactly what happened with Xykon and the half-celestial warrior back in #193:

    https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html
    Well, Xykon was being honest there. He just buried the lede.
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