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2021-04-23, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Stick figure brick joke that took longer to finish than to get to the moon.
NASA was 1958, with Apollo 11 being 1969Last edited by Squire Doodad; 2021-04-23 at 12:27 AM.
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2021-04-23, 07:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2019
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A monster sits in darkness for several years as various events prevent him from seeing the sun.
Arrrgh, here be me extended sig!
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2021-04-23, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Unlikely small business entrepreneur opens hydra-based fast food franchise that eventually spreads around the globe, and incidentally solves world hunger.
Some other stuff happens.Last edited by skim172; 2021-04-23 at 07:53 AM.
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2021-04-23, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
And yet they keep coming back to the game table. Why? No other DM will put up with them.
Laughed, I did. Remember, Rome wasn't burned in a day.
PETA is still trying to take him down, by the way, since they assert that a hydra is a protected, endangered species rather than a mythical creature.Spoiler: geralt would smirk(Yes, I am channeling the Witcher novels here)
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2021-04-23 at 08:46 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-04-23, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
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- Broomfield CO
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A woman atempts to use her unusual diet to conquer the world.
Now, Back to Lurking!
Originally Posted by The Giant
Belkar's Death Countdown best guess: 31/49 days used before Belkar is gone forever more! - updated to morning at 1190!
Hey, its the Blog where I write! Dice Roles
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2021-04-23, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2019
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A lesbian dwarf meets a bunch of weirdos and gets told by god that her life matters.
Arrrgh, here be me extended sig!
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2021-04-23, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2020
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- Right behind you
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Bumbling tabletop party in a stick figure parody fantasy universe get roped into protecting the structures upholding creation against a murderhobo and someone who's really pissed about systemic racism.
End up destroying all but one of said structuresLast edited by Taevyr; 2021-04-23 at 12:22 PM.
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2021-04-23, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Czech Republic
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Story begins with adventurers wandering around, killing some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and the adventurers don't, then taking their stuff and calling their actions heroic. Story ends with the adventurers trying to preserve that status quo for all eternity.
There must be some sense of order - personal, political or dramatic - and if no one else is going to bring it to this world, I will.
Silent member of Zz'dtri's #698 Scrying Sensor Explanation Club.
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2021-04-23, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
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2021-04-23, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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2021-04-23, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- Denmark
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Three families, the Blues, the Reds and the Yellows keep messing up their farms after having started out very badly. Some of their crops try to fix it.
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2021-04-23, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Czech Republic
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
There must be some sense of order - personal, political or dramatic - and if no one else is going to bring it to this world, I will.
Silent member of Zz'dtri's #698 Scrying Sensor Explanation Club.
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2021-04-23, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
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2021-04-23, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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A fledgling god of Music and Puppetry is ready to ascend, sure of the welcoming embrace of a whole pantheon, but the ill-fated actions of a negligent Cleric of Freya hamper his attempts to gain his seat among his rightful peers - and to cast his vote to avert a potentially world-ending catastrophe.
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2021-04-23, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2015
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2021-04-23, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
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- In my room
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2021-04-23, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2014
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- A Michigan Far, Far Away
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It's like Monty Python and the Holy Grail done as a stick figure comic.
Only without the Pythons.
And they're not after a Grail.
Plus they make jokes about D&D for the first 2 books.
You know? Forget what I said about Monty Python. It's nothing like that. Except, it's just like that.
And one strip is an homage to The Cheese Shop sketch.
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2021-04-23, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2017
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Wizard makes Drunken mistake (also the repercussions).
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2021-04-24, 06:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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It's like weekend at Bernie's, except that Bernie kills stuff for no reason, and for some reason Inigo Montoya wants to kill Bernie even though he didn't kill his father.
Also, this one is funny.
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2021-04-24, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Order of the Stick quest in the deep dark Dungeon of Dorukan, a horrible pit filled with evil monsters and created by the mad lich Xykon, an undead mage mad with his own power.
But they will strike down the Xykon and make the countryside safe again!
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2021-04-24, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2013
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- Disunited Kingdom
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I see what
youElan did there.Ever wondered how many games are mentioned in the comic? I have listed them all in a geeklist: https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/2...es-order-stick
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2021-04-24, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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Hamlet vows revenge for his father on Skeletor and the Green Power Ranger - teams up with Romeo, Juliet, Faust, Friar Tuck, and Frodo to carry out his vengeance in an epic crossover event.
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2021-04-25, 03:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- Denmark
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2021-04-26, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2021-04-26 at 11:30 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-04-26, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-04-26, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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An unwanted being, the child of hatred, antagonism and petty rivalries, rebels against its cruel progenitors, unfathomable cosmic beings of power and might. Universally hated and feared, the poor soul is soon tricked by its own creators, who trap it for eons uncountable in a magical prison of solitude and suffering. Deprived of love, sustenance and compassion, the lone soul lashes at its prison: eventually, the inescapable confinement where it's shunted starts showing its weaknesses! Hope renewed, the trapped soul tries a daring escape...only to see the very jail rebuilt around him. Constricting him again. And again. And again and again and again and again, millions and millions of times. Until one time, the prison itself is buttressed by...something. By the minions of its "parents", for sure. If even its brothers and sisters, its very own siblings rebel against it, there'll be nothing that the poor creature will be able to do.
Time is short. Will the troubled soul ever be able to find its freedom, and find its just revenge against its hateful captors?
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2021-04-26, 01:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-04-26, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2020
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- USA
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2021-04-26, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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An adventure comic where everyone's varying levels of incompetence, from the gods on down, make it look increasingly likely that the world will be either destroyed or conquered, and being saved increasingly far fetched.
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2021-04-27, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society