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2021-04-28, 10:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A tale about a political leader's niece, who happens to never be around. Also, the plot doesn't involve around her.
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2021-04-28, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
The estranged son of a respected and powerful archmage keeps challenging his paternal love by beating baddies with a sharpened metal stick, rather than pursuing the noble art of Arcana. Rather than actively help his dad rightfully ascend to Heaven, he keeps blabbing about this "quest" of his, involving gates and a weird god-killing abomination: for the last years he wasted his time with a bunch of other losers (except for the very talented Wizard of his group), traveling from one continent to the other, rather than focusing on killing the REAL threat, the lich Xykon. Not that ever had any chance to do it, to be honest, one wields powerful spells and magik (albeit on a very rudimental and instictual level), the other has a pointy metal stick. What a disgrace. Hopefully his sister will do a better job.
Last edited by Cicciograna; 2021-04-28 at 12:42 PM.
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2021-04-28, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
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2021-04-28, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2020
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Worst attempt at a realistic artstyle for the story of a D&D campaign where Medium-sized goblins are angry about being oppressed or something. Also there's a skeleton and a monster in the dark.
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2021-04-28, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A wise oracle is continually frustrated in his attempts to prevent the destruction of his world, which is scheduled for the end of the year.
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2021-04-29, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2009
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- U.S.A., Earth
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A D&D parody with many references to itself, along with pop and historical culture.
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2021-04-29, 08:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2019
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- Magrathea
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Man endeavors to hit a skeleton with a big stick. Then, his dwarf friend decides he needs to hit a goblin with a stick too, but nonlethally.
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2021-04-29, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Mexico
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Noodle people bring the world close to its destruction while fighting against mercenaries, abominations and murderers.
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2021-04-29, 11:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2019
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- Somewhere over th rainbow
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
I feel like now is a good time for me to make my own ones lol.
"Bard x Rogue, Slow burn 1232 pages (still ongoing)"
"The story of.. what's his name?? Like Rob Redblade or something???"
"It's.. just like a dnd campaign.. just with slightly less explosions and poorly timed comedy"
"Goblins try to unionize against the gods.. but the gods have a monopoly on colour things and don't like the purple one so they plan to blow up the world"
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2021-04-30, 07:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
It is a generatiom long and as yet unresolved guessing game as to the nature of a character in the comic, with many digressions.
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2021-04-30, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2020
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- USA
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Shh! I'm hiding.
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2021-04-30, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2017
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- France
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
When Durkon returns home he brings death and destruction to us all. I see worlds within worlds and yarn winding yarn. Spindles wind the string forward but not back. Loops and twirls. It seems to have all worked out. It's a mango! Hoops have no end until suddenly, they do. Sure, you can boot off a floppy, but don't pull it out in the middle! When all you have is a nail, every solution starts to look like a hammer.
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Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-05-01, 04:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Imperfect beings with infinite power create a series of universes with living beings, for personal and not always confluent motives. Hilarity ensues.
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2021-05-01, 07:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2020
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2021-05-01, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2019
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
An up and coming D&D writer's pet project turns out to be his magnum opus. Said creator's attempts to both please his audience and develop his story from a gag comic to something more creates retcons and unfortunate implications all around the story. The author tries his best to address these implications and please his readers, but doing so only creates more retcons and unfortunate implications, also please no one. Years long forum discourse ensues.
Last edited by Precure; 2021-05-01 at 10:09 PM.
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2021-05-01, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2018
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Angry big man gathers friends to hunt down a walking skeleton with the attention span of a cat, who doesn't remember who the big man is and would rather play with the biggest ball of yarn in existence.
Along the way it turns out that the gods aren't so much malicious as just horribly incompetent and now the fate of the world depends on not treating people who look different from you like ****.
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2021-05-02, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2014
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- A Michigan Far, Far Away
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2021-05-02, 06:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Group dedicated to preserving pillars of reality at all costs repeatedly destroy said pillars of reality and undermine their defences, until the gods are so disgusted by their efforts they seriously consider destroying the world to be the better option.
Disenfranchised goddess tries to win election, other gods commit election fraud to stop her.
World is saved due to governing body's insurance policy not accounting for Acts of God.
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2021-05-02, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2018
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2021-05-02, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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- Norway
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
A dwarf.
A brain.
A beauty.
A jock.
A rebel.
And a bard.
Before this comic is over, they'll break the rules. Bare their souls. Take some chances. And touch each other in a way they never dreamed possible.
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2021-05-03, 01:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Synopsis: there's this webcomic that I read sporadically, where I've been waiting years for my favorite character to die, probably by heroic self-sacrifice for the team, so that the rest of the group feels morally compelled to bring him back from the dead (via full Resurrection).
I mean come on;
Roy's going to argue no, with good reason.
Elan's going to argue yes for the necessary happy-ending storyline.
V's going roll his/her eyes.
Haley's going to hand the diamonds to Durkon to make Elan happy.
Durkon's going to cast the spell out of guilt from Elan's accurate comments, probably without Roy's approval.
And far, far away, the Oracle's going to make snide comments about the stupid decisions made by adventurers.
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2021-05-03, 06:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
I see you and raise with...
"Posthumously. By saying the right four words to the right being at the right time for all the wrong reasons. When the gift horse comes calling, don't look it in the mouth. Yes - for you, at least. Yes. Of those two given locations, Xykon will be within 1000 feet of Girard's Gate first. Try gingko bilboa."
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2021-05-03, 08:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2020
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- USA
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2021-05-03, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2018
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2021-05-03, 08:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2017
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- France
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Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-05-03, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2020
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2021-05-03, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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- Norway
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2021-05-03, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2017
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- France
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
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Mage avatar by smutmulch & linklele.
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2021-05-03, 09:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-05-03, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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- Norway
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Re: Describe the plot of OOTS, badly.
Now I feel old. Yes, it's a reference to "The Breakfast Club", a film from 1985.
The text is based on the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSXB...lassicTrailers
The image is based on the poster:
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