Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

[paddyfool]

Why do you get dressed up in a costume and run around at night with a child?

I like to pretend every day is Halloween!

[Xihirli]

What? No, I don't have any candy! Why are you at my house!?

The saddest kind of fear is fear not of what you don't know, but of what you won't know.

[Magic_Hat]

The saddest kind of fear is fear not of what you don't know, but of what you won't know.

Why do you always eat your fortune cookies before you eat your Chinese takeout?

Ketchup and mustard!

[totadileplayz]

What would you like on your hot dog?

Relish, and The Blood of my Enemies!

[Velaryon]

What's the daily special at the pizza place across the street?

No, and I'm offended that you would even ask that.

[Pex]

Did you get your handlename as tribute to the movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets?

Oh, I suppose.

[Xihirli]

Want to set Oklahoma aflame?

The four deadly sins: Greed, Sloth, Gluttony, and Gum-chewing.

[Dire Moose]

I demand to know what I’m being charged with!

Absolutely guilty, Your Honor!

[Lacco]

So... you beat up the guy with a rotten fish just because he played Friday by Rebecca Black on repeat for two days straight. Do you plead guilty in the case of aggravated assault?

No, it was an accident with a time machine and flock of geese!

[EmmyNecromancer]

Did you break that ancient plate on purpose? It was so valuable!

Authorities suggest that it was stolen by a pirate/ninja gang.

[totadileplayz]

Mayor What Happened to your Ego?

The Most Rotten of Cheese.

[Xihirli]

Who could be behind this string of museum robberies!?

And a half!

[Personification]

Who could be behind this string of museum robberies!?

And a half!

What's the wifi password?

Yes I know it's lazy, but I am trying to save the thread from confusion induced annihilation!

[Velaryon]

Why did you take the sewing machine away from those drunk people?

Honestly, I don't even know anymore.

[Caerulea]

The hell is happening right now?

It's a track.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

What are you listening to?

Oh no, I forgot!

[Lacco]

Did you take your memory enhancing pills?

Oh yeah, I forgot!

[Xihirli]

Did you steal Dr. Gunsforhands's memory pills?

That is when I wore my vow of eternal vengeance upon you!

[paddyfool]

Do you remember when I wrote that code to randomly delete the letter "s" from sentences that you write?

I didn't see nuffink, guvner.

[Dire Moose]

Guards! The reality warper who makes everyone around him talk in stupid stereotypical accents is loose! Which way did he go?

Please not now; we’re running low on D-class personnel already.

[Caerulea]

Did we always have that broom closet full of cats?

We can always find more at the orphanage.

[Magic_Hat]

We can always find more at the orphanage.

Where's a good place to find depressing material for stories?

Thirty-seven of 'em!

[totadileplayz]

How many SCPs escaped?

To stop the containment breach!

[Dire Moose]

Why in the name of the gods did you just release SCP-682?

I’m gonna need more rope.

[Velaryon]

Have you tied up the prisoners yet?

Not until they tell us where the treasure is.

[paddyfool]

When do we release these Egyptian mummies we've got caged up in the back?

Because of the curse.

[totadileplayz]

Why do you keep killing kittens under the light of the full moon, in front of a studio audience?

There is such a thing as too much butter.

[Xihirli]

And where are the catapults on your sand castle?

Only his left ear, right kidney, heart, liver and spleen. Oh, and three pints of blood.

[Rogan]

Only his left ear, right kidney, heart, liver and spleen. Oh, and three pints of blood.

How much did it cost him?

I'll take answer B.

[Personification]

17.) (10 pts.) Do you understand what a short answer question is? Please use between 50 and 100 words in your answer.


Zounds, I am sped! Or at least accelerated!