Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

[Velaryon]

Prithee, wilt though hasten thy departure?

Yes, but first you have to remove it and set it on fire.

[paddyfool]

I want to see the Great Wall of China

You're such a geek.

[Dire Moose]

Hey, did you know that squirrels aren’t actually fireproof?

Please don’t ask me how I know that.

[Xihirli]

Well, congratulations! You've won Who Wants to be a Millionaire!? Could you give us any comments on the final question on the names, phone numbers and social security information of the showrunners' families?

Grab hold to the HOPE Rope and don’t LET GO...

[totadileplayz]

What should I do?

I see you.

[Rogan]

Hey, did my experiment to become invisible work?

Yes? Eh, wait a second... No!

[Caerulea]

Hey, can I borrow your kidney for a few hours?

As you wish sir.

[Dire Moose]

I need to check the depth of this hole. Would you please take the other end of this tape measure and jump into it?

Well, that’s a shame. I liked him.

[totadileplayz]

I need to check the depth of this hole. Would you please take the other end of this tape measure and jump into it?

Well, that’s a shame. I liked him.

Why the hell did you jump inside the hole instead? I thought you were going to murder the man!

I value secrecy over your life sir.

[Rogan]

I value secrecy over your life sir.

But you know I am in your team! Why do you still want to kill me?

No comment...

[Dire Moose]

I attack Zeus with my dagger! How much damage do I do?

I can’t believe anyone could possibly be that stupid.

[Rogan]

I can’t believe anyone could possibly be that stupid.

Why do you want to remove the big sign "Don't take a bath in the lava"?

That will be three million dollars.

[Xihirli]

I'd like this kazoo, please.

Well now you're just making stuff up.

[Velaryon]

Why did the mafia, the Chicago Cubs, and the President of Burundi team up to rig a poker game?

The answer should be obvious.

[Lacco]

Can you tell me an eight-letter word - easy to see, recognize, or understand?

Heeeeeeey Macarena!

[Rogan]

Heeeeeeey Macarena!

Do you still have that earworm?

[Skeptical voice]Red? I think...[/skeptical voice]

[Dire Moose]

What color liquid did you say was splattered all over the cargo bay?

It was just lonely, sir. I thought it would like a hug.

[paddyfool]

So tell me again how you got a face full of porcupine quills.

We'll have none of that, thank you very much.

[Personification]

You, sir, how do you feel about this newfangled doohickey?

My lawyers have advised that I not answer that.

[Pex]

You, sir, how do you feel about this newfangled doohickey?

My lawyers have advised that I not answer that.

Why is your location classified?

I know, right?

[Dire Moose]

You’re going to light a match? Are you aware that all these barrels are carrying alchemists fire, and there is about 500 gallons of it in here?

I’m covered in bees!

[Bucky]

Why is there honey all over the floor?

The flag with a big red "X".

[Rogan]

The flag with a big red "X".

So, what was your mark for the treasure?

It was Xi, with the axe, in the craziest idea mafia game!

[Caerulea]

WHO CUT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE BEFORE I WAS READY?!

I'm pretty sure it's not important.

[Velaryon]

What was that thing I was supposed to remind you about?

The truth is, nobody cares.

[totadileplayz]

What was that thing I was supposed to remind you about?

The truth is, nobody cares.

Did you know your friends don't care about you?

I wish that I didn't hurt so much.

[Dire Moose]

Did you enjoy babysitting my cat? I know she can be rather playful.

Doctor! Doctor! My brain hurts!

[Laughing Dog]

How did you get into my house?

The sad thing is, the genocidal sister is the nice one. The wallflower is a coward, and the purple-haired triplet is a vain glory-hound.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

What do you think of the cover art for this manga I found in the garbage?

Don't worry! It's July!

[Xihirli]

Did you hear the ocean was on fire?

Well no need to be so serious.