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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Prithee, wilt though hasten thy departure?

    Yes, but first you have to remove it and set it on fire.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    I want to see the Great Wall of China

    You're such a geek.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Hey, did you know that squirrels arenít actually fireproof?

    Please donít ask me how I know that.
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    Well, congratulations! You've won Who Wants to be a Millionaire!? Could you give us any comments on the final question on the names, phone numbers and social security information of the showrunners' families?

    Grab hold to the HOPE Rope and donít LET GO...
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    What should I do?

    I see you.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Hey, did my experiment to become invisible work?

    Yes? Eh, wait a second... No!

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Hey, can I borrow your kidney for a few hours?

    As you wish sir.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    I need to check the depth of this hole. Would you please take the other end of this tape measure and jump into it?

    Well, thatís a shame. I liked him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I need to check the depth of this hole. Would you please take the other end of this tape measure and jump into it?

    Well, thatís a shame. I liked him.
    Why the hell did you jump inside the hole instead? I thought you were going to murder the man!

    I value secrecy over your life sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I value secrecy over your life sir.
    But you know I am in your team! Why do you still want to kill me?

    No comment...

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    I attack Zeus with my dagger! How much damage do I do?

    I canít believe anyone could possibly be that stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I canít believe anyone could possibly be that stupid.
    Why do you want to remove the big sign "Don't take a bath in the lava"?

    That will be three million dollars.
    Last edited by Rogan; 2021-06-19 at 10:33 AM.

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    I'd like this kazoo, please.

    Well now you're just making stuff up.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why did the mafia, the Chicago Cubs, and the President of Burundi team up to rig a poker game?

    The answer should be obvious.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Can you tell me an eight-letter word - easy to see, recognize, or understand?

    Heeeeeeey Macarena!
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lacco36 View Post
    Heeeeeeey Macarena!
    Do you still have that earworm?

    [Skeptical voice]Red? I think...[/skeptical voice]

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    What color liquid did you say was splattered all over the cargo bay?

    It was just lonely, sir. I thought it would like a hug.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    So tell me again how you got a face full of porcupine quills.

    We'll have none of that, thank you very much.

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    You, sir, how do you feel about this newfangled doohickey?

    My lawyers have advised that I not answer that.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Personification View Post
    You, sir, how do you feel about this newfangled doohickey?

    My lawyers have advised that I not answer that.
    Why is your location classified?

    I know, right?
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Youíre going to light a match? Are you aware that all these barrels are carrying alchemists fire, and there is about 500 gallons of it in here?

    Iím covered in bees!
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Why is there honey all over the floor?

    The flag with a big red "X".
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    The flag with a big red "X".
    So, what was your mark for the treasure?

    It was Xi, with the axe, in the craziest idea mafia game!

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    WHO CUT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE BEFORE I WAS READY?!

    I'm pretty sure it's not important.
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    What was that thing I was supposed to remind you about?

    The truth is, nobody cares.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kish View Post
    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    What was that thing I was supposed to remind you about?

    The truth is, nobody cares.
    Did you know your friends don't care about you?

    I wish that I didn't hurt so much.

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    Did you enjoy babysitting my cat? I know she can be rather playful.

    Doctor! Doctor! My brain hurts!
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    How did you get into my house?

    The sad thing is, the genocidal sister is the nice one. The wallflower is a coward, and the purple-haired triplet is a vain glory-hound.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    What do you think of the cover art for this manga I found in the garbage?

    Don't worry! It's July!
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    Did you hear the ocean was on fire?

    Well no need to be so serious.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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