Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

[paddyfool]

What do you say to an old fashioned form of water storage that doesn't laugh at your jokes?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[Rogan]

Why don't you tell me anything about Peelee?

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Tastes like chicken.

[Dire Moose]

What do you think of my new puppy?

(incoherent screaming and gurgling)

[totadileplayz]

How does this all new biological torture device seem to be treating you?

Hmm I need to recalibrate the lung flooders.

[Rogan]

How does this all new biological torture device seem to be treating you?

Hmm I need to recalibrate the lung flooders.

How can you improve the prototype biological torture device?

You have five days!

[Caerulea]

How long do I have until my eye removal treatment?

Anything but that!

[Dire Moose]

Ok, so you can either spend eternity in the bottom of the Abyss or eat this sandwich. Would you like to eat the sandwich?

Wow, sure is dark down here.

[totadileplayz]

What do you think of my New Dungeon?

Hmm, no I don't think so.

[Xihirli]

Hey, boss! I heard a noise in the bushes! Think it’s that big-shot hero come to kill us all?

Don’t think of them as Doritos you’ve lost, because really, you’ve GAINED them.

[Caerulea]

You sold my Doritos to my evil twin!?

oh I can't think how that could go wrong. Go ahead.

[Rogan]

oh I can't think how that could go wrong. Go ahead.

Hey, do you want to help me lynch Xi?

I'm sorry, but I can't do this.

[totadileplayz]

Can you help town out, we have a weak hand right now?

Go right ahead.

[Caerulea]

Do you mind if I borrow your skull for a moment? Mine appears to have acquired a few holes.

The skies shall rain vinegar and red food colouring!

[Rogan]

The skies shall rain vinegar and red food colouring!

So, how do you suggest the dramatic reveal power to work for a wolf?

Catch!

[paddyfool]

Is that a live grenade you're holding?

I must work harder

[Lysbeth]

What do you have in common with the horse from the Animal Farm, apart from being destined to be turned into glue?

Sure, if you want to catch fire.

[Rogan]

Sure, if you want to catch fire.

Is it save to take a bath in gasoline?

No, not even than!

[Dire Moose]

So you never passed any language or grammar classes? Even when it was really dumbed down?

Aauuugh! No, not the bees! Not the bees! Oh, they’re in my eyes! My eyes! Aaaaarrrrggghh!

[Pex]

So you never passed any language or grammar classes? Even when it was really dumbed down?

Aauuugh! No, not the bees! Not the bees! Oh, they’re in my eyes! My eyes! Aaaaarrrrggghh!

Having bad luck with your Scrabble tiles?

I'll take one.

[Rogan]

I'll take one.

I sell those fine hand-woven carpets. From real cat hair. Are you interested?

I would kill for it!

[Supagoof]

What would you doOoo, for a klondike bar?

Tastes like chocolate and cream, with a side of cherry.

[MornShine]

How does revenge truly taste?

Precisely three. No more, no less.

[paddyfool]

So how many people do I have to kill to get a seat in here?

Ding! You have gained a level in Clown.

[Supagoof]

Why does this hamburger taste funny? I know, I take 2d6 pun damage...

I think I'll go try this new restaurant.

[totadileplayz]

What are you going to do after completing your hit?

Turn it down!

[Dire Moose]

So I thought I would put on an audiobook version of the Necronomicon...

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Laughing Dog]

And your are late for work because..?

I thought about asking "Why are you in my house?", but for some reason that joke seems stale.

[Xihirli]

Um... have you noticed we're robbing you, ma'am?


Oh, don't worry. None of it's mine.

[Lacco]

While I appreciate your blood donation, I need to ask... why did you bring it in a bucket... and why is there blood all over your body?

Because all you need is love, a .357 and Mike.

[Pex]

What is 'hammer', Alex.

I'd like to buy a vowel.