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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    What do you say to an old fashioned form of water storage that doesn't laugh at your jokes?

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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    Why don't you tell me anything about Peelee?
    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

    Tastes like chicken.

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    What do you think of my new puppy?

    (incoherent screaming and gurgling)
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    How does this all new biological torture device seem to be treating you?

    Hmm I need to recalibrate the lung flooders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    How does this all new biological torture device seem to be treating you?

    Hmm I need to recalibrate the lung flooders.
    How can you improve the prototype biological torture device?

    You have five days!

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    How long do I have until my eye removal treatment?

    Anything but that!
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Ok, so you can either spend eternity in the bottom of the Abyss or eat this sandwich. Would you like to eat the sandwich?

    Wow, sure is dark down here.
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    What do you think of my New Dungeon?

    Hmm, no I don't think so.

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    Hey, boss! I heard a noise in the bushes! Think it’s that big-shot hero come to kill us all?

    Don’t think of them as Doritos you’ve lost, because really, you’ve GAINED them.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    You sold my Doritos to my evil twin!?

    oh I can't think how that could go wrong. Go ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    oh I can't think how that could go wrong. Go ahead.
    Hey, do you want to help me lynch Xi?

    I'm sorry, but I can't do this.

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    Can you help town out, we have a weak hand right now?

    Go right ahead.

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    Do you mind if I borrow your skull for a moment? Mine appears to have acquired a few holes.

    The skies shall rain vinegar and red food colouring!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    The skies shall rain vinegar and red food colouring!
    So, how do you suggest the dramatic reveal power to work for a wolf?

    Catch!

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Is that a live grenade you're holding?

    I must work harder

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    What do you have in common with the horse from the Animal Farm, apart from being destined to be turned into glue?

    Sure, if you want to catch fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysbeth View Post
    Sure, if you want to catch fire.
    Is it save to take a bath in gasoline?

    No, not even than!
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    So you never passed any language or grammar classes? Even when it was really dumbed down?

    Aauuugh! No, not the bees! Not the bees! Oh, they’re in my eyes! My eyes! Aaaaarrrrggghh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    So you never passed any language or grammar classes? Even when it was really dumbed down?

    Aauuugh! No, not the bees! Not the bees! Oh, they’re in my eyes! My eyes! Aaaaarrrrggghh!
    Having bad luck with your Scrabble tiles?

    I'll take one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    I'll take one.
    I sell those fine hand-woven carpets. From real cat hair. Are you interested?

    I would kill for it!
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    What would you doOoo, for a klondike bar?

    Tastes like chocolate and cream, with a side of cherry.
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    How does revenge truly taste?

    Precisely three. No more, no less.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    So how many people do I have to kill to get a seat in here?

    Ding! You have gained a level in Clown.

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    Why does this hamburger taste funny? I know, I take 2d6 pun damage...

    I think I'll go try this new restaurant.
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    What are you going to do after completing your hit?

    Turn it down!

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    So I thought I would put on an audiobook version of the Necronomicon...

    My hovercraft is full of eels.
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    And your are late for work because..?

    I thought about asking "Why are you in my house?", but for some reason that joke seems stale.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Um... have you noticed we're robbing you, ma'am?


    Oh, don't worry. None of it's mine.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    Nobody else is gonna be right behind me, right now. Only Xihirli.
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    If Xi and I agree some more, I will start to doubt my own alignment!
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    While I appreciate your blood donation, I need to ask... why did you bring it in a bucket... and why is there blood all over your body?

    Because all you need is love, a .357 and Mike.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    What is 'hammer', Alex.

    I'd like to buy a vowel.
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