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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Hi, welcome to McDonalds. What can we get for you today?

    No, I actually ordered the Diet Mountain Dew.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    At last, Your Excellency, I have created it! The Elixir of Life! Would you like a drink of it now, my Lord?

    But I worked so hard for that!
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    Do you want us to revoke your Hard Worker of the Month Award?

    Only when I play my 24-string electric lute.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    So, Mr. Bard, they say you can perform magnificent feats of magic, is it true?

    Well, thanks, and I'm flattered, but that was actually your kidney.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Oooh, monsieur Lecter, you are wonderful cook! How did you manage to overcome the strong flavour of chicken kidney in the pie?

    Let's get dangerous... tomorrow!
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
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    Shall we fight, side by side... sister?

    Yes! Well, after my nap.
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    Your Majesty, the barbarians are attacking the gates! Should we fight them before it is too late?

    Well, it involved a monkey wrench, a bowl of chunky tomato soup, a roll of toilet paper, a chainsaw, and an outboard motor.
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    He holds a sign in his hand. "Say, how were you able to catch the road runner...? Asking for a friend."

    Once upon a time, in Paris, Paris, Kiribati...
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
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    So, Quentin, what's your next movie idea.

    Tou know what I always say:
    "Shoot from the pelvis and dance like Elvis."
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    What do I do if Iím caught in a gunfight in the middle of a nuclear bomb factory?

    Iíve never seen this much blood before.
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    What are your last words?

    Error 426: Upgrade Required
    My extended signature

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    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    What do you say to get out of an awkward conversation?

    Close. It's actually a video-game themed charity telethon with a bus motif.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    And what kind of gruesome torture device are you going to subject me to this time? An iron maiden?

    Stop this train right now!
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    Did you see Detective Poirot walk through the aisle just a moment ago?

    Never on an empty stomach.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Never on an empty stomach.
    Would you like to try today's special, Bloody Mary with real blood?

    I swear I'm innocent this time
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    Rogan, do you have an explanation for THIS one?

    And I shall have... A PONY!
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    So for our next adventure, my party, we shall each grab a mount. Al has the Troll, Bob has the Manticore and I, of course, will take the Dragon. How about you?

    Well. That's the last time I roll that dice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by +5 Vorpal Bunny View Post
    Well. That's the last time I roll that dice.
    Did you really get a natural one ten times in a row?

    Sure, take it if you like it...
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    Can I collect your discarded orange peels and turn them into candy?

    No, you can't do that.

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    Do you mind if I just take all the money on the table here?

    Look, we've already talked about this and the answer is three. Not two, not four, three.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Miss Frizzle, what was 2+2 again?

    DONíT INTERRUPT ME WHILE IíM ANGRILY NOT BEING AWARE OF MY SURROUNDINGS!
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    Hey there, Xihirli. How are you? I'm Pex.

    Make it a double.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    Make it a double.
    Hey, what kind of poker combination should win you the most money?

    I'm dead, that's why!
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    How did Bruce Willis spoil The Sixth Sense?

    Eh, I think that's overrated.
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    Have you heard about this thing called water? I hear everybody drinks it!

    Don't be silly, of course it was real blood.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    Don't be silly, of course it was real blood.
    Hey, can you give me the receipt for the fake blood you used at Halloween?

    I'm a doctor, not an exorcist!
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

    Hey, aren't you the uh... the guy who killed Satan? With the police box?

    A player that starts without a king cannot lose.
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    Why are you eating the chess pieces?

    Love is a circus and everyone's a clown.
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwilightSandwic View Post
    Love is a circus and everyone's a clown.
    What is love?

    Baby don't hurt me!
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    ... you said what to your mother-in-law?

    No cat poetry this winter, sorry.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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