Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

[Smoutwortel]

... you said what to your mother-in-law?

No cat poetry this winter, sorry.

Do you want to publish my poetry album?

They feared me, because i was too crazy, now they fear me, because I'm too sane. MUHAHA!

[Rogan]

They feared me, because i was too crazy, now they fear me, because I'm too sane. MUHAHA!

So, did your therapy help you?

Never stopped!

[Xihirli]

So when did you stop beating your kids?

Five. Actually, can I change my answer?

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

How many times can we change our answers?

Just... a long time preparing and a lot of olive oil.

[TwilightSandwic]

How do you slay a dragon?

If only someone will bother saving me.

[Xihirli]

Sweetie, you need to listen to mommy. Can you please come down from that tower?

I'll point at you also.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Were you planning to frame my brother for murder?

21 minutes.

[MornShine]

And how long does it take for the halfling to fully crystallize?

With a lime, naturally.

[TwilightSandwic]

How do you preform an exorcism?

I'm cold.

[Pex]

Which virus are you playing in the Pandemic Pageant?

Make mine purple.

[Xihirli]

Ah, Mr. Bond. Shall I prepare your death with some fine wine?

Yes, I would like some human coffee in my human mouth, please.

[Dire Moose]

And what can I get for you, brave defender of our society against shapeshifting alien parasites?

Not in MY house, you don’t!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Moose, back me up here! Do I ever refuse to do the dishes?

It means don't eat it.

[TwilightSandwic]

Hey, what does it mean when an apple is glowing green and makes weird chanting sounds whenever I hold it close to my ear?


Sorry, but my 'w' key is kinda busted.

[Smoutwortel]

Hey, what does it mean when an apple is glowing green and makes weird chanting sounds whenever I hold it close to my ear?


Sorry, but my 'w' key is kinda busted.

Has your stutter transferred to your typing too?

We all fear the monsters we can nearly comprehend. Mine are just worse.

[Dire Moose]

What in the name of the gods is THAT? And what is it doing to my car?

AAAAAAAA! Get it off me! Get it off me!

[ziproot]

And what exactly do you want to name this creature you've discovered?

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Pex]

And how is your 'w' key working, Ziproot?



That wasn't me.

[TwilightSandwic]

why did you just punch me in the face????


I would, but I'm sleepy

[MornShine]

Hey, did you want to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women?

With extra sugar, please.

[Lacco]

How do you like your sacrifices, mr. Cthulhu?

Oh, no! What am I going to do with my Magikarp now???

[Rogan]

Oh, no! What am I going to do with my Magikarp now???

Do you realize you just managed to catch the most powerful Pokémon ever?

I'd like to kill Snowblaze, please.

[Snowblaze]

Do you realize you just managed to catch the most powerful Pokémon ever?

I'd like to kill Snowblaze, please.

So, how do you plan to out yourself as a wolf?

I think Rogan should die.

[Taffimai]

I think Rogan should die.

How do you propose to solve world hunger?


I like them both equally.

[AvatarVecna]

I like them both equally.

What are your thoughts about bussing Rogan vs bussing Snowblaze?

Truthfully, I've not given the matter much thought.

[Snowblaze]

Why are we taking over the Reverse Questioning thread with references to subforum events?

Plotting murder. Don't worry, not yours.

[Smoutwortel]

Why are we taking over the Reverse Questioning thread with references to subforum events?

Plotting murder. Don't worry, not yours.

What're you doing?(in the voice of Isabella in Phineas and Ferb.)

The only winning move is not to play.

[Rogan]

The only winning move is not to play.

Hey, why didn't you join the mafia game that's about to start?

But that's boring!

[TwilightSandwic]

do you want to save the world?

There's a lot you can do in 10 minutes.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

TS, why is our house filled with hermit crabs?

YYYYEEESSSSSS!!!