Reverse Questioning IV: Gninoitseuq Esrever

[Smoutwortel]

Why is the carpet moving?

. . . 18, 19, 20, hold on . . . 21!

Are all 20 guest here?

They locked their inner monster away to survive, I freed mine to survive.

[Rogan]

They locked their inner monster away to survive, I freed mine to survive.

So what's the difference between you and guards of this asylum?

Please say this again!

[Smoutwortel]

So what's the difference between you and guards of this asylum?

Please say this again!

Was Anlfdsa helpful?

You may have never heard of it, but that doesn't mean you never dealt with it.

[Xihirli]

Wait... what's an ID?

I had to take matters into my own hands to preserve the integrity of the mission

[Pex]

Why did you respond to Smoutwortel?



Being meta sometimes makes for a good joke.

[Rogan]

Being meta sometimes makes for a good joke.

Why do you pretend to be the company that used to be called Facebook?


It's a game which can be played by two.

[Smoutwortel]

Why do you pretend to be the company that used to be called Facebook?


It's a game which can be played by two.

What is a dual player game?

It is nothing, but a product of our imagination and I happen to have a very active one.

[Dire Moose]

What is that thing trying to kill us all?

Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! (bangs head against wall)

[Xihirli]

Bad Dobby! Use HEADBUTT on the wall!

Interesting you should ask.

[Snowblaze]

So... why are you standing over the corpse holding a blood-coated dagger?

That information is classified.

[Rogan]

So... why are you standing over the corpse holding a blood-coated dagger?

That information is classified.

Hey Snow, what are the chances of us being a team in the next WW game?

We'll meet at high noon!

[Lacco]

How about a lunch?

Because I have no power at home.

[Laughing Dog]

So why are you camping inside of my freezer?

This is less than ideal, but still manageable.

[Gold Leaf]

This cave contains 100 fire-resistant trolls. Think you can take them on?

Ok, fine, I'll stop!

[Smoutwortel]

This cave contains 100 fire-resistant trolls. Think you can take them on?

Ok, fine, I'll stop!

Could you please stop angering The Five in their presence?

You fear the woods, because of the possibility of dangerous individuals and love the crowds for their protection from that fear. I fear the crowds, because of the possibility of dangerous crowds and love the woods, because due to their fear of dangerous individuals the crowds don't come there.

[Pex]

Will you please come down from your treehouse already? It's time for dinner.



Pencils

[Gold Leaf]

Will you please come down from your treehouse already? It's time for dinner.



Pencils

How am I supposed to clean out my ears?

Well, it's all a simple series of chemical reactions, you see.

[Smoutwortel]

How am I supposed to clean out my ears?

Well, it's all a simple series of chemical reactions, you see.

Why is your house on fire?

Don't fear it's just Godzilla.

[Gold Leaf]

Why is your house on fire?

Don't fear it's just Godzilla.

What movie did you say we were watching with our 3 year old son?

We have cherry, lemon, pink, "blue", and pizza.

[Xihirli]

I'd like to hire a stripper.

My hobbies are cooking and TAMING GODS.

[TwilightSandwic]

What is the perfect dating profile for a Pokemon Trainer?


An Oreo Cookie and Darth Vader.

[Pex]

What do you see here?

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Yes, I am happy to see you.

[Laughing Dog]

Did ya miss me?

...check, please.

[Smoutwortel]

Did ya miss me?

...check, please.

Would you like me to test whether or not your food is poisoned?

Its all about trust and verification.

[Personification]

If Dungeons & Dragons isn't Satanic, what is it about?

Your answer is: "People treating this game like it's Jeopardy."

[Dire Moose]

What is the greatest problem facing humanity today?

Because we don’t have anywhere near enough D-class personnel for that.

[Smoutwortel]

What is the greatest problem facing humanity today?

Because we don’t have anywhere near enough D-class personnel for that.

Why don't we try to combine every set of SCP's with each other and look at the effects?

I don't fear the experiment, I fear the result.

[Gold Leaf]

Why don't we try to combine every set of SCP's with each other and look at the effects?

I don't fear the experiment, I fear the result.

What's the matter? Afraid to put a little Ice-9 in your drink?

You see, the problem with your plans is that you always let silly things like the laws of physics get in the way.

[Personification]

What was wrong with my proposal for the wedding menu?

If we're going to do that again, we'll need more horseradish.

[Pex]

If we're going to do that again, we'll need more horseradish.

Do you want to invite the Levy's back for tomorrow's second Seder?

They were on a break.