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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

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    I wish for a movie based on the famous RPG... F.A.T.A.L. (that I do not have to watch!)
    Granted. They make a movie and you don't have to watch it. However, you have to keep listening to basicaly everybody around you talking about it. You have to see screenshots and short clips posted everywhere on the web. Your friends and family will be disapointed if you won't join them to (re)watch the movie. Of course, you can decline, but do you realy wish to do so...?
    If you finaly give in and watch the film, it will be much worse than you could ever imagined, by the way.

    I wish for a nice, cool glas of water.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You just flooded the town of Glastonbury, England. On the bright side, you did bring them relief from their heat wave. Unfortunately, as their local geology usually prevents water from accumulating in town, they didn't have adequate drainage and suffered extensive property damage.

    I wish for a luxury condo downtown.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but it shares a wall with the really cheap motel next door. So you get your luxury condo, but itís infested with cockroaches, rats, bedbugs, and all sorts of other fun stuff.

    I wish my best friend lived in the same town as me instead of on the other side of the continent.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    They now have a condo in your home town that is their primary residence for tax purposes, even if they are still on the other side of the continent. They can't afford the mortgage though, so not really the best of decisions.

    I wish for a hot tub.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You have a tub filled with hyper-compressed hydrogen and oxygen. The resultant fusion reaction sets you, the tub and the whole town on fire.

    I wish for a cold sub.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. You get a nuclear submarine thatís been patrolling the Arctic Ocean. It hits you with a torpedo.

    I wish I had a pet dinosaur.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Birds are dinosaurs, right? You get an old, ragged-sounding parrot that Won't. Shut. Up.

    I wish to teach said parrot all the swear words. Yes, even THAT one.

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    Whenever someone gets mad, the parrot tells them that Vorpal Bunny told him to sat that. Expect a lot of people looking for you and itching to fight.

    I wish to launch that parrot into the sun. You never can be too careful with these things.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but the sun will pulse in morse code and operator astronomers will tape these swear words and will get the message that you told the sun all these insults.

    I wish I could interpret morse code.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but you start to see and hear Morse code in everything, from the rhythms in songs to the flickering of street lights to your own heartbeat. And every single message is making fun of you about the thing you're most sensitive about.

    I wish my insurance company would just shut up and pay bills like they're supposed to, and not try to meddle in my health care decisions.
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    They start meddling in your personal life instead. You've got so many blind dates that have been set up based on data extrapolated from actuary tables.

    I wish for a doomshour device (I don't want to be greedy with a whole doomsday).

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    The device causes you to spend one hour in the demonic nightmare universe of the DOOM video games. Unfortunately, you arenít the Doomguy and you donít have any weapons, so...

    I wish for world peace.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Unfortunately, you failed to specify which world. I hear Neptune is quite peaceful these days. Earth, on the other hand...

    I wish I had a robot personal chef who cooked meals to my exact preferences and always did a good job.
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    He follows all the rules to the letter, except he replaces all instances of meat with human flesh. Don't ask where he got it.

    I wish to conjure any kind of pizza I want, that is also always delicious, perfectly-made and completely healthy.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Sure! Unfortunately you also have to pay for the pizza, and such good pizza is expensive. Your credit card is charged $50 every time you conjure some.

    I wish I had friends at my college.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Everybody at your college is your friend now. Unfortunately that also means they will drop by day and night, making you unable to study (or sleep) and you flunk out.

    I wish to have a nice, well build, legally mine, not stolen, full size house.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! Just... ignore the screams coming from the cellar. They're only the ghosts of past residents who were murdered by the evil spirit. (Note: death-by-evil-spirit is not covered by your insurance.)

    I wish to have more time which I can use productively.
    I have returned.

    Werewolf games won: 8
    Werewolf games lost: 5
    Games as town: 8
    Games as neutral: 2
    Games as wolf: 3
    Games narrated: 1
    Deaths: 6

    I have no clue what Iím doing, but you still shouldn't trust me.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Stranded on a deserted island it is! Hope you can be productive at building shelter and finding food/water, because that's all you'll have time for.

    I wish for a mojito.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but it's not shaken until after the soda water is added, resulting in an unpleasantly flat drink.

    I wish there was a religion in which the god doesn't use any scapegoats.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The god's refusal to use scapegoats, or blameshifting in general, means you must bear the extensive consequences your own faults. Since you wished for the religion in the first place, that includes partial responsibility for the ensuing purge of those whose guilt had heretofore been shifted onto others.

    I wish for a life-sized golden statue of a goat.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. Itís air-dropped directly onto your head.

    I wish I had wings and could fly.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. You're now a mayfly, with the usual lifespan.

    I wish for sunshine and rainbows!

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    LASERS REFRACTED THROUGH PRISMS TO THE FACE!!!!!

    I wish for an apple pie.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You may have this rotten apple. I carved it to resemble the greek letter pi.

    I wish I could redo this week.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, youíre stuck in a Groundhog Day time loop where youíre constantly reliving the same week over and over again.

    I wish I hadnít lost my Swiss Army Knife.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but now it's stuck on your dominant hand's palm with all tools permanently open.

    I wish for three wish fish.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Book Wombat View Post
    I wish for three wish fish.
    Granted, you get three fish capable of casting wish at will. Unfortunately, they are under no obligation to help you in any way, instead they use their wishes to annoy you in many little and creative ways.

    I wish for a bottle of water.
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    No problem, here is one bottle of Fukoshima water, straight from the reactor. It even glows in the dark.

    I wish to have better TV shows on the TV.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but only if you buy a satellite dish.

    I wish I had a monopoly on satellite dishes.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! You're now the only one who can make satellite dishes. Unfortunately, that means nobody can help you make them.

    I wish for a magic feather.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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