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2021-06-07, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2021-06-08, 10:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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- six feet under
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Tragically controlling the weather burns battery life really quick. You can get a good 3 minutes before having to replace all 8 though!
I wish my hair was straight.Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
Extended Signature.
I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!
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2021-06-08, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Your hair falls straight into the trash bin.
I wish for a mustache that I can twirl like an old timey villain.
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2021-06-08, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You find that you start sleepwalking, however, and committing an escalating series of crimes while the mustache puppets your body at night. It's only a matter of time before someone gets tied to the railway tracks.
I wish to free Gravitron from the mustache's influence before things get that far.
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2021-06-11, 12:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! Everyone else gets a moustache instead that puppets them, and as the sole moustache-less person, they are the desired target for the moustaches.
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2021-06-11, 03:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
I wish I could see a Galapagos tortoise, a trilobite, a boabob, and whatever the previous poster forgot to wish for.
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2021-06-11, 07:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
These hallucinations will let you see all sorts of things that totadileplayz forgot to wish for.
I wish for a freshly baked, non-hallucinatory, scone.
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2021-06-11, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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- six feet under
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Believe it or not this piece of charcoal is actually a scone. Somebody set the oven to 940 degrees.
I wish my teakettle wasn't so noisy.Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
Extended Signature.
I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!
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2021-06-11, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Easily solved by cursing it to never boil.
I wish for a king-sized bed.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2021-06-11, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You find yourself in the King of Eswatini's bedchamber. His bodyguards are curious as to how you got there and what the hell you think you're doing.
I wish to free the world from mustachification!
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2021-06-11, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Everyone goes completely bald.
I wish I had my hair back. And that Patrick Stewart would stop laughing at everyone who is now freaking out.LGBTitp
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2021-06-12, 06:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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2021-06-12, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2019
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
I'm writing stuff, come and read it!
Werewolf games won: 24
Werewolf games lost: 14
Games as town: 23.5
Games as neutral: 5.5
Games as wolf: 9
Games narrated: 1
Deaths: 17
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2021-06-12, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
The complete understanding of quantum mechanics is too much for your limited human brain, and your head explodes.
I wish I had a better job.LGBTitp
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2021-06-13, 12:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You're now a professional gambler.
I wish the cicadas weren't keeping me awake.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2021-06-14, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
- Location
- Slovakia
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, you now can't hear cicadas at all over the sound of tap-dancing elephants with accordions. And a five - six - seven ...POLKA!
I wish all genies got a bit senile and half-deaf for next three wishes.Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2021-06-14, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
The genie becomes retroactively half deaf and senile for the duration of time it took you to make your wish, meaning that they neither heard it exactly nor remembered the details.
You find yourself floating down a river, half dead. In the distance, some people are building a pyramid.
EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to make wishesLast edited by paddyfool; 2021-06-14 at 06:16 AM.
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2021-06-14, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! I mind-controlled you into editing your post. You're welcome.
I wish for a paid vacation.Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.
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2021-06-14, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted but it's not your vacation. Your coworker gets to enjoy his vacation and you get double shifts for a week to cover for him.
I wish for more hallucinations. They sound like fun.
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2021-06-14, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
They do indeed sound fun, but they look terrifying and feel nauseating.
I wish for the key that unlocks every door.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2021-06-15, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it's trapped with a one way teleport to an otherworldly void with no doors.
I wish for another hour in bed
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2021-06-15, 07:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
*Teleports you inside your mattress for an hour*
I wish for a giant robot spider bed that can take me to new places while I sleep! There's no way that could go wrong!
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2021-06-15, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
- Location
- six feet under
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You get a giant robot/spider bed that takes you places while you sleep! (Tragically the door to your bedroom and house was too small).
I wish to lose 15 pounds.Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
Extended Signature.
I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!
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2021-06-15, 03:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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2021-06-15, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-06-15, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You get it. Good luck trying to put it on!
I wish I had more money.LGBTitp
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2021-06-15, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! Here's one yen, a thousand Kronen, a million bolívares, a billion Reichsmarks, a trillion Zimbabwean dollars and a quadrillion pengő.
I wish a mariachi band would perform at my family dinner tomorrow.Last edited by Bucky; 2021-06-24 at 10:52 PM.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2021-06-16, 09:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
The "Mariachi Band" is actually a bunch of scotish bagpipers in disguise. Your ear drums rupture from the "music"
I wish that "Fred: The Movie" never existedI steal Signatures, and like General Grevious, add them to my collection. Or, I would, if there wasn't a forum limit to signature length.
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2021-06-16, 09:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2019
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2021-06-17, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
It's a one man show. I'm not sure how it got classified as a comedy. Must have been a computer glitch.
I wish I had glitch from the Reboot TV series.