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2022-09-26, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2022
- Location
- Duelist Kingdom
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but good luck trying to sell anything when your customers are still fictional.
I wish I was better at children's card games.We are FREE of
BEER! As in, we don't have any beer.
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2022-10-03, 12:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
While you did succeed in gaining some DNA their indestructible, and immortality are not based on their genes
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2022-10-03, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2021
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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2022-10-12, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
- Location
- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-10-12, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
- Location
- GitP, obviously
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You discover that you've had a history with that windmill and you will do everything in your power to save that windmill, as your deity is your witness! Or was it a lighthouse?
I repeat, the McKinley Lighthouse has been destroyed.
I wish that somebody would appreciate my reference.Last edited by animorte; 2022-10-21 at 07:01 PM.
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2022-10-30, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. I'd pay a penny more for your reference.
I wish for robots that are 3 laws-compliant.
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2022-10-31, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2022
- Location
- I'm not telling.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Those 3 laws are:
1. Robots are to make more of themselves
2. Humans are to be used as slave labor to make more robots
3. Those who resist must be eliminated.
I wish I could draw things, and bring them into reality.
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2022-11-01, 12:05 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, you gain this power unexpectedly while drawing a nuclear explosion.
I wish I didn’t have severe anxiety all the time.LGBTitp
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2022-11-01, 04:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
- Location
- GitP, obviously
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-11-01, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2021
- Location
- In my room
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but you will die just after you get married.
I wish that you cannot grant any wishes after this one.
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2022-11-03, 10:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
- Location
- I'm not telling.
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2022-11-10, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
- Location
- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-11-10, 12:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but they're 18-minute hours.
I wish for a quadcopter photography drone.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-11-10, 10:12 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it doubles as a CIA assassination drone and you keep having problems with telling if it’s set to photograph or kill.
I wish that drone wouldn’t find me.LGBTitp
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2022-11-17, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
- Location
- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-11-21, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
The EMP takes out all electrical equipment within 100 miles of the drone including the equipment keeping people alive in hospital.
I wish that there was backup equipment that could be deployed in timeLast edited by somethingrandom; 2022-11-21 at 05:07 PM.
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2022-11-21, 10:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, the CIA has more than enough spare drones to assassinate them before they die of their existing conditions.
I wish for sunny weather tomorrow.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2022-11-22, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. The sun is now ten times brighter than before and the earth is a scorched, lifeless wasteland.
I wish people would stop fighting over everything.LGBTitp
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2022-11-23, 01:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
- Location
- I'm not telling.
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2022-11-27, 02:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but so do their enemy monsters. Their fights tend to be rather destructive and so your homeowner's insurance rates go up.
I wish for an electron microscope.
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2022-11-28, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
- Location
- I'm not telling.
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2022-11-28, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, you decide to wish for world peace, which results in everyone dropping dead at once.
All I ask for is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.LGBTitp
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2022-11-29, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
The wheel’s kick sends you overboard, and you sink into the sea’s face with a grey dawn breaking. Your sad drowning later becomes the subject of a merry yarn by a laughing fellow rover.
I wish for a quiet sleep and a sweet dream.
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2022-11-29, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2022
- Location
- I'm not telling.
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2022-12-06, 11:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
- Gender
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2022-12-07, 09:55 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, humans now have shorted lifespans to match pets.
I wish for an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.LGBTitp
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2022-12-07, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
- Location
- GitP, obviously
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-12-11, 04:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
- Location
- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-12-16, 04:25 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Friend computer gives you the right to long showers with scalding hot water to properly sterilize your exterior. But if you turn down the temperature by 1 degree, you won't be sufficiently sterilized and so the temperature dial is blue and if you touch it, you'll be terminated for treason.
I wish for my security clearance level to be upgraded.Last edited by bug_sniper; 2022-12-16 at 04:48 AM.
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2022-12-16, 09:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Your security clearance now allows you to access SCP-682’s containment unit, and you are responsible for cleaning it every day while SCP-682 is asleep in the corner. Try not to make too much noise?
I wish I could just magically make everything ready for Christmas and do all the daily cleaning without having to put in so much time and effort.LGBTitp