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2022-12-16, 03:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2022
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- GitP, obviously
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Something Borrowed - Submission Thread (5e subclass contest)
TeamWork Makes the Dream Work 5e Base Class Submission Thread
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2022-12-21, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but anytime you do so every father in a 10 mile radius knows you dared adjust the temperature - and also your exact location.
I wish whatever position I assume when I go to sleep is 100% comfortable
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2022-12-21, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You eventually die in a perfectly comfortable house fire.
I wish for a quartet of robotic servants.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-01-12, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
- Location
- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-01-13, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You get it. Right in the face.
I wish for 40 acres and a mule.LGBTitp
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2023-01-13, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-01-14, 01:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2023-01-19, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Dire Moose has no way to get to the moon, and the mule is ever so lonely :'(
I wish for the moon to come to Dire Moose. How could this possibly go wrong?
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2023-01-25, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2022
- Location
- Surely not here?!?
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Quotes
I play W/W Mafia! I still claim I was Town all along! Believe me!
Spoiler: Idea stolen from Snowblaze
W/W games lynched d1: 3
W/W games played (excludes spectating) total: 10
W/W games won: 6
W/W games lost: 5
W/W games narrated: 0
W/W games spectated: 4
W/W games as wolf: 2
W/W games as Town: 6
W/W games as Neutral: 2
W/W games as Other: 0
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2023-01-25, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
- Location
- Arizona
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You successfully rob an actual dire moose. You gain one dire moose antler and one enraged dire moose.
I wish to build my 40 acres of moon land into a proper supervillain lair.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-01-25 at 07:14 PM.
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2023-01-26, 01:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
"This is a nice lair we're taking over!" "Yes, it certainly is!"
Oh my, it looks like the lair is now occupied by actual villains.
I wish for a space station.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-01-30, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Hello, you're listening to Clack FM 93.2, smooth sounds of the space bar.
I wish to be chillin' with those moon villains.
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2023-02-03, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You are indeed chilling. Mainly because your moon base is located on the dark side of the moon, and currently lacks any form of heating. Perhaps you should consider a better pay for your engineering crew.
I wish to escape this potentially doomed moon base before the inevitable betrayals and struggles over dwindling resources.
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2023-02-10, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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2023-02-10, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, the hospital doing its best to keep you alive, and there's a slim but very real chance that the next round of chemotherapy will lead to a full recovery. Minus the amputated leg, of course.
I wish for a fine painting to hang on my bedroom wall.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-02-10, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2023
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2023-02-12, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2023
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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2023-02-14, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You no longer want to eat pizza.
I wish for a backyard pizza oven.
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2023-02-15, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You mean a regular pizza oven deposited unceremoniously in your backyard right? I hope you have a forklift or something to move it inside. You’ll have to hook up a chimney and a gas line but I guess you are being reasonable by not having a wish granting entity mess with your house or your utilities directly. I gave you one of the big brick ones they use in restaurants which might be hard to move, but if you wanted a normal oven, I don’t think you’d have specified pizza.
I wish to have my armor back so I can board the supervillain inhabited space station I am now directly outside.
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2023-03-07, 01:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-03-08, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2022
- Location
- Canada
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! You've travelled six months back in time, to September 2022. You are in your current position relative to the earth; in fact, you're frozen there. You will have to stand there, utterly immobile, and fully aware of your surroundings. For sixth months time, till it's March 2023 again. You can't do anything. You just sit still, fully aware, for six whole months.
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I wish I could consistently remain mentally focused on whatever it is I want to remain mentally focused on at the moment, for as much time as I need to be for that specific task and nothing more or less. It'll help with schoolwork.
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2023-03-10, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2023
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. Your focus increases to the point where you ignore your own bodily needs and surroundings while you work on the task. Your stomach growls for food and your throat is parched, but your mind ignores them. All that remains, all that matters, is your schoolwork. But it's never finished - there's always something to double-check, something to edit, something to improve. The work never ends, and so your focus never ends.
Wow, that got dark.
I wish for a nice BLT sandwich, made with proper, fresh ingredients and with nothing unexpected or unwanted added to it.
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2023-03-13, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
They are made with Bulgarians, Lebanese, and Turks. Specifically, you have a manwich with fresh, properly sliced meat coming from their wanted criminals. You get a sense of deja vu and feel as though this was to be expected as though you've wished for this several times already so when it falls onto your plate, it's not unexpected.
I wish for this town to be not deserted but desserted.
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2023-03-16, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted!
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2023-04-02, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2021
- Location
- In my room
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted!
EDIT: I was going to give you a txt file containing your wish, but I'm afraid it's corrupted.
I wish for you to say "granted."Last edited by ziproot; 2023-04-02 at 03:43 PM.
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2023-04-10, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Ok, but I will only quote the word "granted" in your corruption, and I'm not starting it off with that word.
I wish for a licorice rope that is 1km long.
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2023-04-10, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but you have to poop it out.
I wish for a fully functional lightsaber.
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2023-04-10, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2020
- Gender
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! Here's a fully functional lightsaber, belonging to Darth Harsine the Force-Disemboweler. Her connection to the Dark Side is strong enough that she always knows where it is. Good luck!
I wish that MutantDragon would have a chance against Darth Harsine the Force-Disemboweler.
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2023-04-18, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2023
- Location
- 7th heaven
- Gender
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2023-04-19, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2022