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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    Caerulea's Avatar

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    An extra 50¢might not seem like a lot, but it'll add up! Or maybe it won't.

    I wish I could alter my voice however I wanted, whenever I wanted.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    I'm not not a humanoid. Come not not be one too.
    Answer trivial questions in the OOTS trivia thread!

    You may use whatever pronouns you like when referring to me.

    Avatar is me, as depicted by a friend.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted Your inner voice can be changed to your whim, even to other languages that you don't understand...

    I wish all thread like substances were fireproof

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. The candle industry is not happy about it. Big candle sends in the assassins. Unfortunately, you're no John Wick.

    I wish for a nice scented candle and a bubble bath.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but you're allergic to the bubble bath mix used.

    I wish to get buff

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! You got a buff. And a balaclava as a bonus.

    I wish to own a goldfish that will survive (my parents gave me the "Incompetent: Fish Care" flaw at birth).
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. It’s an intelligent goldfish with psionic abilities that turns you into its mind-controlled slave.

    I wish I never had to work again.
    LGBTitp

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Well, that's a problem that can be solved by murdering you ...

    I wish to bring back Dire Moose as a satiated zombie.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but the satiation only lasts for a few seconds before you become zombie chow

    I wish to put a stop to this zombie outbreak.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. Your heroic sacrifice lures all the zombies into a growing inferno that none of them escape.

    I wish I had a battleship.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted The Ghost Battleship from World War 2 is at your command able to deal with all of your ghost naval related needs. Note they can not interact with the living, of which you currently qualify so they will be errant until the deed is done.

    I Wish For a Spaceship

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    I'll ship you some space in the form of this empty box. USPS ok?

    I wish for a cat to occupy one of these other boxes lying around.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!



    While Gravitron5000 is being ripped apart and eaten, I wish for a sword that fires lightning bolts.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-05-31 at 09:44 AM.
    LGBTitp

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The Anti-Violence Sword™ delivers an electric shock to its wielder to discourage combat use. They're still fine-tuning the shock strength.



    I wish for TPBM to have a good day.
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    TPBM is teleported to the centre of Göd, a small city in Pest County, Hungary. Any attempt to leave sees him teleported back to the centre as soon as he reaches the city limits. After 24 hours, a time loop triggers and he finds himself transported back 24 hours in time to the beginning of his Göd day, unless and until he has had a truly good day in Göd.

    I wish for reality-altering good luck powers.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    I would grant that wish for you, but I seem to be trapped in some kind of Hungarian time loop. Lucky me.

    I wish for an imaginary friend.
    Nexusites, Margo, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Of course! You now have one! And I'll do you one better: after all, what could be better than an imaginary friend AND a clown? His name is Pennywise! And he's able to interact with you. Forever.

    I wish for TPBM to have a wonderful day, full of pleasant surprises.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but by sunset he won't remember any of it.

    I wish for a cold fusion reactor.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The sun just went dark and cold! We're all doomed! Why???

    I wish for us all to have a lovely sunny day.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! The sun gives you a hug!

    I wish for a cool summer.
    Nexusites, Margo, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    As you wish. The summer is now too cool to associate with you, so it avoids you completely. And it slanders you in front of autumn and winter too.

    I wish for a calm, beautiful vista to be visible from my window.
    Last edited by lacco36; 2021-06-03 at 03:41 AM.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by lacco36 View Post
    I wish for a calm, beautiful vista to be visible from my window.
    Um, here's a computer with windows vista. It's calm because it doesn't do anything because it has a virus. I guess it's technically "beautiful" if we're going by the mentality "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." So, at some point it will be shoved into your eye socket.

    I wish to remove the computer rom lacco36's eye socket.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The ROM has been removed from the computer which is still in Lacco36's eye socket.

    I wish for a RAM upgrade for my computer.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, twice over! Your computer now has a reinforced steel nose to inflict extra damage when you deliberately run it into hard targets, and it has an integrated male sheep for propulsion so it can pull off such a maneuver.

    I wish my days had 26 hours so I could get more stuff done.
    Last edited by Bucky; 2021-06-04 at 01:20 PM.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    Granted, twice over! Your computer now has a reinforced steel nose to inflict extra damage when you deliberately run it into hard targets, and it has an integrated male sheep for propulsion so it can pull off such a maneuver.

    I wish my days had 26 hours so I could get more stuff done.
    Granted You now live on a different planet, in a galaxy far away, the planet is habitable, with a weird ecology that has yet to erupt sapient life, this planet's days are 26 hours for every day in comparison to earths. Making you truly have 26 hours for every one of your days. What did you expect was going to happen i'd be able to magic some extra hours out of nowhere?

    I wish for it to be friday.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. It’s now Friday the 13th. Some guy in a hockey mask hacks you to bits with a machete.

    I wish to reverse time back to the beginning of today, so that his really bad day never happened.
    LGBTitp

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted:



    I wish to have that song scrubbed from my brain.
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    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    I wish to have that song scrubbed from my brain.
    That song, and all other knowledge, is scrubbed from your brain.

    I wish I could teach a bunch of cats how to dance so I could make money from their performances.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    That song, and all other knowledge, is scrubbed from your brain.

    I wish I could teach a bunch of cats how to dance so I could make money from their performances.
    You can teach any number of cats how to dance which you and you alone will be able to see. If you try to have them dance in front of other people they get stage fright and maul you.

    I wish for a dinnerbone. .

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! He's a video game designer who lives in Sweden. I've never seen his streams or anything so I apologize if he turns out to be bad.

    I wish for a full analysis of the consequences of my actions.
    Nexusites, Margo, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The analysis covers various butterfly effects until the end of the universe. It's unimaginably long. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be in any rational order, so it'd take more than a lifetime of scanning to find any events that will actually occur within living memory of the wish.

    In related news, seismographs registered a series of minor earthquakes caused by the Earth's crust compressing under the weight of approximately eleven trillion tons of paper and binders.


    I wish for a productive use for a few trillion tons of recycled paper.
    Last edited by Bucky; 2021-06-07 at 01:44 AM. Reason: tense
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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