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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but you are exiled to live upon the life-size papier-mâché replica Earth for the rest of your days.

    I wish to be able to control the weather in real life using my TV remote.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Tragically controlling the weather burns battery life really quick. You can get a good 3 minutes before having to replace all 8 though!

    I wish my hair was straight.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Your hair falls straight into the trash bin.

    I wish for a mustache that I can twirl like an old timey villain.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! You find that you start sleepwalking, however, and committing an escalating series of crimes while the mustache puppets your body at night. It's only a matter of time before someone gets tied to the railway tracks.

    I wish to free Gravitron from the mustache's influence before things get that far.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! Everyone else gets a moustache instead that puppets them, and as the sole moustache-less person, they are the desired target for the moustaches.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    I wish I could see a Galapagos tortoise, a trilobite, a boabob, and whatever the previous poster forgot to wish for.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    These hallucinations will let you see all sorts of things that totadileplayz forgot to wish for.

    I wish for a freshly baked, non-hallucinatory, scone.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Believe it or not this piece of charcoal is actually a scone. Somebody set the oven to 940 degrees.

    I wish my teakettle wasn't so noisy.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Easily solved by cursing it to never boil.

    I wish for a king-sized bed.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You find yourself in the King of Eswatini's bedchamber. His bodyguards are curious as to how you got there and what the hell you think you're doing.

    I wish to free the world from mustachification!

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. Everyone goes completely bald.

    I wish I had my hair back. And that Patrick Stewart would stop laughing at everyone who is now freaking out.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I wish I had my hair back. And that Patrick Stewart would stop laughing at everyone who is now freaking out.
    Okay. You get your hair back longer than before. Unfortunately it's growing everywhere but not on your head. Patrick Stewart is now only laughing about you.

    I wish I could accurately determine the alignment of every player in a game of werewolves.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Okay. You get your hair back longer than before. Unfortunately it's growing everywhere but not on your head. Patrick Stewart is now only laughing about you.

    I wish I could accurately determine the alignment of every player in a game of werewolves.
    Granted. You’re a wolf, you know everyone’s alignment. Good luck against the overpowered town network.

    I wish to understand quantum mechanics.
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    Werewolf games won: 8
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    Games as town: 8
    Games as neutral: 2
    Games as wolf: 3
    Games narrated: 1
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    I have no clue what I’m doing, but you still shouldn't trust me.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The complete understanding of quantum mechanics is too much for your limited human brain, and your head explodes.

    I wish I had a better job.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You're now a professional gambler.

    I wish the cicadas weren't keeping me awake.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, you now can't hear cicadas at all over the sound of tap-dancing elephants with accordions. And a five - six - seven ...POLKA!

    I wish all genies got a bit senile and half-deaf for next three wishes.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The genie becomes retroactively half deaf and senile for the duration of time it took you to make your wish, meaning that they neither heard it exactly nor remembered the details.
    You find yourself floating down a river, half dead. In the distance, some people are building a pyramid.

    EDIT: I wish I wouldn't forget to make wishes
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! I mind-controlled you into editing your post. You're welcome.

    I wish for a paid vacation.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted but it's not your vacation. Your coworker gets to enjoy his vacation and you get double shifts for a week to cover for him.

    I wish for more hallucinations. They sound like fun.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    They do indeed sound fun, but they look terrifying and feel nauseating.

    I wish for the key that unlocks every door.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but it's trapped with a one way teleport to an otherworldly void with no doors.

    I wish for another hour in bed

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    *Teleports you inside your mattress for an hour*

    I wish for a giant robot spider bed that can take me to new places while I sleep! There's no way that could go wrong!

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You get a giant robot/spider bed that takes you places while you sleep! (Tragically the door to your bedroom and house was too small).

    I wish to lose 15 pounds.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post

    I wish to lose 15 pounds.
    Loosing a leg should be enough for this.

    I wish Caerulea would get a cool cyborg leg.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Loosing a leg should be enough for this.

    I wish Caerulea would get a cool cyborg leg.
    I don't know why you don't just want to give her an entire cyborg action figure but one cyborg action figure leg coming right up I guess I can give the others during other wishes.

    I wish for the Head of Avatar Vecna

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You get it. Good luck trying to put it on!

    I wish I had more money.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! Here's one yen, a thousand Kronen, a million bolívares, a billion Reichsmarks, a trillion Zimbabwean dollars and a quadrillion pengő.

    I wish a mariachi band would perform at my family dinner tomorrow.
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    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    The "Mariachi Band" is actually a bunch of scotish bagpipers in disguise. Your ear drums rupture from the "music"

    I wish that "Fred: The Movie" never existed
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jon talks a lot View Post
    The "Mariachi Band" is actually a bunch of scotish bagpipers in disguise. Your ear drums rupture from the "music"

    I wish that "Fred: The Movie" never existed
    Granted Now There is Fred: The T.V. show playing on all devices you will ever use always with new episodes forever at maximum volume.

    I wish That I was the one straight man in a comedy show.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    It's a one man show. I'm not sure how it got classified as a comedy. Must have been a computer glitch.

    I wish I had glitch from the Reboot TV series.

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