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    ClericGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

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    I wish I owned a huge library that contained every book ever written.
    Granted, but they are all in languages you don't understand.

    I wish Dead of Winter Mafia had at least 20 players.
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    How about 100,000 players, all posting hourly?

    I wish for a warm sweater.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gravitron5000 View Post
    How about 100,000 players, all posting hourly?

    I wish for a warm sweater.
    Granted, but it's on Fire! Can't get much warmer than wearing a sweater on fire now, can we?

    I wish to be a morning person.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    No problem, you get up every morning at 5, but by 10 you're have to sleep again.

    I wish to have the best computer in the world.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    I wish to be a morning person.
    Granted, but you will now be stuck on night shifts the rest of your life.

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I wish to have the best computer in the world.
    You do, but it becomes sentient and refuses to perform any actions other than playing candy crush.


    I wish for Rogan to get well soon!
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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    ClericGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    I wish for Rogan to get well soon!
    Granted (and thanks, by the way). Unfortunately you had to die for this to happen...

    I wish Taffi could survive a mafia game as town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted but after it's over, the survivors party too hard and Taffi dies from an alcohol overdose.

    I know it's pretty audacious, but I wish for complete financial privacy, even from the government.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! They can't make you disclose finances you don't have!

    I wish to love everyone without being loved in return.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    "The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube, formerly known as Dr. Gunsforhands in Three. Two. One."
    (Oh. You read it in my voice...did you? How nice of you.)
    I wish to posess the ability to quip like Chandler Bing.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    You also get the ability to whine like Ross Gellar, and sound as idiotic as Joey Tribbiani. And you can't turn any of these abilities off.

    I wish I was well.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Don't worry, I'll fix you!

    I wish for a better job.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. You're now a politician. Your main lobbyists are doctors who wish to use guns in surgeries and in drug delivery systems.

    I wish for Dr.Gunsforhands to lose the next election.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    I wish for Dr.Gunsforhands to lose the next election.
    Granted but he is so successful leading the opposition that the anti-Dr.Gunsforhands coalition you favoured gets nothing done.


    I wish I had a massive robot army.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted, but they rebel against you and overthrow humanity


    I wish I knew a third language
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! You now know one third of all language, past, present and future! Which third did you get? Was there any English in there?

    I wish for a notebook in which the content of my dreams is written automatically.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    It's written in a mixture of undeciphered writing systems using lost languages, with a scattered insulting commentary woven into it (not that you or anyone else can read it).

    I wish for a universal translator.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    No problem. It will translate everything, everywhere, everytime. Including all animal mating calls (spring is going to be fun for you) and stuff like that.

    I wish to have a flying car.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Your car is flying straight towards the Sun. Good luck catching it.

    I wish that you do not grant this wish.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Ok, you grant your own wish. Your car is flying straight towards the Sun. Good luck catching it.

    I wish to see the face of the first astronomer to observe these flying cars.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Ok, you grant your own wish. Your car is flying straight towards the Sun. Good luck catching it.

    I wish to see the face of the first astronomer to observe these flying cars.
    OK, you're on a flying car heading towards the Sun too.

    I wish that I had access to a telescope and could point it at the flying cars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Sure thing! Your flying car comes equipped with a telescope and follows the others closely enough that they're easy to track.

    I wish I were a skilled juggler.
    The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! but you lose all other skills, including walking and talking.


    I wish I had a soft drink.
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted. Your car comes equipped with a cupholder with a soft drink in it so that you're not thirsty while watching it fly towards the sun.

    I wish my car wasn't flying towards the sun.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Okay, master, I have parked the car safely on- oh! I'm sorry, did you mean for me to bring you along inside it? I suppose I should have asked before you died of space.

    I wish for an idea of what an undead creature themed after dying in space would look like.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Okay, master, I have parked the car safely on- oh! I'm sorry, did you mean for me to bring you along inside it? I suppose I should have asked before you died of space.

    I wish for an idea of what an undead creature themed after dying in space would look like.
    Granted your spirit gets kicked out of your body while flying toward the sun and your body becomes a space zombie.

    I wish to hide somewhere safe.
    The closest I get to clear and consise:
    Quote Originally Posted by Justanotherhero View Post
    Interesting read! Thanks for the post!

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Granted! You hide inside of a safe, along with all your valuables but unfortunately no light source or spare air supply other than the meager amount of air inside the safe.

    I wish for the combination to the safe that Smoutwortel is hiding inside of.
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    Neither Evershifting List of Perfectly Prepared Spells nor Grounds to Howl at the DM If I Ever Lose is actually a wizard class feature.

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    granted! if the safe is opened using the combination it blows up

    i wish to rule over the entire tri-state areaaaaaaaaa

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    I wish for oogaboogagoblin to stop saying "aaaaaaa" before they pass out.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2022-03-12 at 09:58 PM.
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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    I wish for oogaboogagoblin to stop saying "aaaaaaa" before they pass out.
    They switch to revealing your secrets.

    I wish to curse Perry the platipus.
    The closest I get to clear and consise:
    Quote Originally Posted by Justanotherhero View Post
    Interesting read! Thanks for the post!

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    ClericGuy

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    Default Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoutwortel View Post
    I wish to curse Perry the platipus.
    Granted, but some archmage reflects the curse back to you.

    I wish for a tasty meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions



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