Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking Game

[Rater202]

I am still not allowed to play a rough and tumble dryad "lookin' fer that no good, yellah bellied varment what cut down my ma."

[Lord Raziere]

* The first contact the PC's encounter may not be "exasperated underhive mutant trying to explain the setting"
** the second contact may not be "tech priest heretek who realized parts of the mechanicus rituals are unnecessary"
*** may not put in actual hope into Warhammer 40,000
**** My Jumper character may not be some martial arts collector disappointed that this world doesn't have any styles for her to learn and just trying to find something to gain from this.
***** my character may not act like a disappointed martial artist master to every fighter she meets.

[KorvinStarmast]

I am still not allowed to play a rough and tumble dryad "lookin' fer that no good, yellah bellied varment what cut down my ma."

* may never play a machine washed warm, tumbled dryad

[Personification]

* may never play a machine washed warm, tumbled dryad

Sometimes I see something that makes me furious for not having come up with. Bravo

[danielxcutter]

Uh... what?

[Personification]

Uh... what?

It was really funny and I wish I had thought of it.

[KorvinStarmast]

It was really funny and I wish I had thought of it.

I am glad that someone enjoyed that - a pleasure to serve. *bows*

[Alabenson]

* The verbal component to Irresistible Dance is not "Hey macarena"

** Nor is it "Do the Harlem Shake"

[danielxcutter]

It was really funny and I wish I had thought of it.

Oh, so there wasn't some sort of reference I was missing.

[Rockphed]

I cannot abuse genre savvy in ravenloft to summon lightning.
* Igor von Igor cannot find a brain at the drop of a hat.
** The Diet of Worms is a meeting, not a health craze.
*** The Diet of Wyrms might be a meeting of elder dragons, or it might be you on the menu. Do you really want to find out?

[DCraw]

* The verbal component to Irresistible Dance is not "Hey macarena"

** Nor is it "Do the Harlem Shake"

*** Nor is it "A church house, gin house / A school house, outhouse"

[Anonymouswizard]

* The verbal component to Irresistible Dance is not "Hey macarena"

You've clearly not been to any weddings recently.

[KorvinStarmast]

Oh, so there wasn't some sort of reference I was missing.

It was a play on words based on the label in various permanent press clothing that says

"Machine wash, Warm
Tumble Dry"

[danielxcutter]

It was a play on words based on the label in various permanent press clothing that says

"Machine wash, Warm
Tumble Dry"

Ooooooooooh.

[KorvinStarmast]

* may no longer try to pick a fight with the captain of the town guard, despite being offered money to do so by the matron of a wealthy family

** May not attempt to frame the burgermeister for the disappearance of a servant from one of the wealthy houses in town
(The party was not on board with my initiatives, so I have to figure out something else)

[Telok]

* My first & default response to missing a session should not be "TPK?"

[noob]

* My first & default response to missing a session should not be "TPK?"

Maybe you ought to stop playing support characters that goes unnoticed until all the buffs and cc stops being active and everyone dies?
Or is the reason for tpks your voice not protecting your friends from suiciding their heroes?

[Telok]

Maybe you ought to stop playing support characters that goes unnoticed until all the buffs and cc stops being active and everyone dies?
Or is the reason for tpks your voice not protecting your friends from suiciding their heroes?

Its been both. Sometimes both at once. The sad bit is it happening often enough to become a habit.

[Rater202]

My Stand name cannot be "Chicken Attack," "Crashervania," or, "Starship Velociraptor."

[TeChameleon]

My Stand name cannot be "Chicken Attack," "Crashervania," or, "Starship Velociraptor."

... I get the feeling that your GM is not entering fully into the spirit of JoJo-ness. At this stage, I'd suggest consulting the discographies of Richard Cheese, Dr Demento, Weird Al, and Jonathan Coulton. Surely something from there could get by your GM <.<

Also, Starship Velociraptor is a good song, and a great Stand name.

[Lvl45DM!]

*I can't swipe the Eye of Vecna, put it in my Bag of Holding, and deliberately stab the bag to send the dang thing into the void between worlds

*I can't chop off a defeated undead's arm to use it to push a pressure plate
**If I do this, I absolutely cannot refer to it as my Thieves Ghoul
***I 100% cannot grab a few extra arms to sell as backscratchers

[Anonymouswizard]

* Despite real world precedent I cannot sell the remains of undead monsters as fuel, medicine, or home decorations.

[danielxcutter]

*I can't swipe the Eye of Vecna, put it in my Bag of Holding, and deliberately stab the bag to send the dang thing into the void between worlds

*I can't chop off a defeated undead's arm to use it to push a pressure plate
**If I do this, I absolutely cannot refer to it as my Thieves Ghoul
***I 100% cannot grab a few extra arms to sell as backscratchers

Honestly considering Vecna doing that would probably end up sending it back to him.

[Lvl45DM!]

Honestly considering Vecna doing that would probably end up sending it back to him.

This is pre-ascension Vecna. Just a powerful lich. He has no way of getting into the non-space

[Lord Raziere]

* May not a Lamenter character the literal Last Lamenter, a good person and the 40k equivalent of Master Chief
** May not make a Flesh Tearer go so deep into the Black Rage that they loop around into quixotic heroism in their delusional belief that they are Sanguinius
*** This insanity may not make them more heroic and a better person than when they were sane.
**** "Grimdark flesh tearer don quixote" while fitting is a completely silly handling of the Black Rage.
***** I have to do more space marine stuff than just Blood Angels.

[TeChameleon]

* The DM does not care if both of them deserve it and it's potentially hilarious, giving Orcus an involuntary eye transplant with the Eye of Vecna is a) a bad idea and b) not happening.

[danielxcutter]

Aside from "pissing them off" what does that actually do again?

[Telok]

Aside from "pissing them off" what does that actually do again?

Well their weekly game of 'patty cake' probably gets pretty awkward. Poker night probably takes a hit too if Veccy can still see through the eye.

[TeChameleon]

Aside from "pissing them off" what does that actually do again?

The Eye of Vecna gives the bearer access to a certain amount of Vecna's power, but, in return, opens up the wielder to Vecna's will (potentially). Having Orcus with access to Vecna's power, and Vecna with access to Orcus' head... well, the results would likely be amusing, at least from outside the blast radius.

[danielxcutter]

The Eye of Vecna gives the bearer access to a certain amount of Vecna's power, but, in return, opens up the wielder to Vecna's will (potentially). Having Orcus with access to Vecna's power, and Vecna with access to Orcus' head... well, the results would likely be amusing, at least from outside the blast radius.

Is it just me or does “outside the blast radius” sound like “start researching how to become a vestige”?