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2021-06-23, 01:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Love levels all ranks.
(brilliant post)
* I may no longer role play a bard (female, human) enduring that difficult time of the month by
Spoiler: Joke in horribly bad taste - you have been warnedhaving her sing "A Wand'ring Menstruel, I" (song parody from Mkiado, and no, I will not post the lyrics - this was back in AD&D days)Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2021-06-23 at 01:09 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-06-23, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I may not name my character Genocide.
**That character should not live up to said name.
***... Especially not repeatedly.
****If said character encounters (what is effectively) an opposite alignment clone, said character probably shouldn't be the better person.
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2021-06-23, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2021-06-24, 08:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-06-25, 02:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* If my character has reached power levels where accidental deicide is on the table, it is time to retire that character.
** godslaying with Magic Missile is just showing off.
Great book, one of all-time favourite Trek books. "Plan C" indeedLast edited by TeChameleon; 2021-06-25 at 02:58 AM.
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2021-06-25, 03:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2021-06-25, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-06-25, 08:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-06-25, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Only Star Trek book I was ever able to do a school book report on.
If I'd been aware of Gilbert & Sullivan, and if I'd been aware of the connection, that book report would probably have passed me for English class for all of high school. As is, I'll settle for the grade, and the teacher's admission that some properties can sometimes transition successfully to some other media.I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
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2021-06-28, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I cannot market an experimental super-soldier serum as a cure for acne.
**Even if it does, in fact, cure acne as a side effect.
***I cannot list every other effect of the serum on the packaging as a potential side-effect.
****Even if I include the other potential side effects.
*****Stating that anyone who uses the product agrees to be monitored, kidnapped, and subjected to a host of extremely invasive tests up to and including vivisection on the package is not a legally binding contract.
****** "It wasn't even fine print" is not a defense that will hold up in court.
*******I need to actually hire test subjects with informed consent, reasonable tests, and adequate monetary compensation.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2021-06-28, 07:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2021-06-28, 07:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*May not give a housecat a fitted bulletproof vest with pouches to carry my spare mags and a first aid kit.
**Even if the GM’s response is the “I’ll allow it” gif.
***It’s still a housecat; it’s going to bolt as soon as anybody starts shooting, and then I won’t have my spare ammo or first-aid kit.
****I can’t afford the point cost to make it trained, obedient, and brave enough to stay nearby in combat.
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2021-06-28, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I can't play as a house cat and be another PCs familiar or animal companion.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-06-28, 07:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-06-28, 09:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-06-28, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2021-06-28, 11:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*A fifteen-pound orange tabby is not a Miniature Giant Space Tiger.
**Step away from the tinker gnomes.
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2021-06-28, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I may no longer summon a Saber Toothed tiger (to try and emulate this Christina Wayborn poster from the 1970's) as a part of my bard's on stage act.
** Even if it went over very well at the time
*** and got me three "contacts" for successful "carousing" with drunk, jaded, and horny nobles.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2021-06-28 at 01:00 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2021-06-28, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
-The 2024 Character Creation Challenge (#charactercreationchallenge):
https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2021-06-28, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
** May not respond to this with "So Captain America's serum? Its just that all the other serums are trying to replicate that one and they all fail for some reason."
*** May not theorize that the serums are just gateways for spirits to enter into peoples body and Steve got lucky that the Spirit of America itself managed to get into him in time, and that all the other serums work, they just keep letting in bad spirits.Last edited by Lord Raziere; 2021-06-28 at 02:13 PM.
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2021-06-28, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
***** Advanced Dungeons and Kittens is right out!
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2021-06-28, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Erksine kept the secret of his success until he died.
*may not time travel in order to steal Erskine's knowledge using telepathy in a Marvel game.the first half of the meaning of life is that there isn't one.
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2021-06-28, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021-06-28, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Isn't that the standard Marvel canon?
My guy isn't trying to recreate Project Rebirth; he's trying to stay out of jail, get rich, and help people, in that order. An ethical robber-baron, if you will.
Spoiler: Security transcript of a conversation between Sean Ross Fairchild, CEO, Fairchild Munitions, and Col. Nick Fury, Director of SHIELD.Sean Ross Fairchild (SRF): "Look, Director Fury, you're asking the impossible. Project Rebirth created the super-soldier serum. It makes the recipient an Olympic-level athlete, significantly retards the aging process, bolsters sanity, and was the creation of a wartime operation whose budget rivaled the Manhattan Project. When the government is willing to throw freighters' worth of money and manpower at a problem, you get miracles.
"Me, I have a company to run and keep profitable. I can't deliver the impossible."
Col. Fury (CF): "Then we're done here."
SRF: "I didn't say that. I said can't deliver the impossible; I can't deliver Captain America in a vial."
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CF: "So how did you develop this little cocktail? I've seen your file, Fairchild. Your a technician, a hardware specialist. In short, a tinkerer.
"You have no history of biological or chemical developement, nor does your company. Frankly, sudden breadth of knowledge in unrelated fields make SHIELD very, very nervous. You wouldn't like us when we're nervous."
SRF: "I'm not, but my roomate from college *is* a biochemical genius."
CF: "Mario Perez. Empire State Univesitry honors graduate. Masters' Degrees in biochemisty and psychology. Doctorate in Medicine. No New York State medical license."
SRF: "And no head for business. Though to his credit, he *knows* he doesn't, and I do. His consulting business was failing, the sharks were circling, and he'd finally made his breakthrough. But he didn't want the sharks to have his life's work."
CF: "So you helped him of the goodness of your heart?"
SRF: "Of course! He's an old friend. And I smelled an opportunity."
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CF: "You seem awful sure of yourself, Fairchild."
SRF: "I warn you, Director, Project Uplift is *mine.* We own the patents; we own the trademarks. I start seeing knock-off super-soldiers running around, and I'll have you before a grand jury so fast, your head will spin. And we'll sue so hard for breach of contract, it will beggar God himself.
"But I'd be happy to license the process to SHIELD! It's fiendishly expensive; no one is going to be mass-producing Captain Americas. Except for nation-states or similar entities, you'd go bankrupt trying. But some of the spin-off technologies have huge commercial potential..."
CF: <yelling> "YOU'VE GONE TO HUMAN TRIALS?!"
SRF: "We have the best computer modeling on the planet, barring alien technologies. We ran simulations until they were perfect, then broke everything we could think of and ran simulations again until they were perfect. Then we ran through animal testing until refinement was complete. Only then did we go to human trials.
"Our test subjects were all volunteers, fully informed consent. Our NDAs are ironclad, but we briefed them completely. Every one passed a rigorous psychological and physiological testing regimen to ensure they met Project criteria and were baseline humans. My company doesn't need to press of experimenting on a discriminated minority like mutants, nor are we interested in starting a war with one of the other, sovereign offshoots of humanity.
<laughter> "I'm a modern-day robber-baron, Fury. But I'm not the Red Skull. That's why Stark, Worthington, and Cosmos Securities do business with me and the Hellfire Club set hates my guts."
CF: "I'll need to consider this offer, Chairman."
SRF: "Director, it will be a pleasure doing business with you. The science is solid, the paperwork is in order, and the effects are well documented. Let me walk you out."
CF: "I can find my own way out."
SRF: <more laughter> "I can introduce you to my security team, who've been subjects of Project Uplift for a year now. They're right here where we can help if there's a problem, and if they decide to retire or resign, we'll work them through the detox process. It's admittedly painful, but does no long term harm and leaves you right where you were before taking part in Project Uplift."
Oh, that's a brilliant campaign twist. I'd totally play there.I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
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2021-07-02, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I cannot give Commander Shepard a transfusion of Captain America's blood just to see what the Super Soldier Serum does to their heavily modded physicology.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-07-02, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2021-07-02, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Okay, to start with, as a member of th eSystems Aliance Space MArines, Shepard is by default gene-modded to better able handle higher and lower gravity, which also makes them more fit.
They may to ay not be naturally biotic, inwhich case they have cybernetic implants to let them use their biotic abilities.
Then they died and were brought back to life a mixture of cybernetics, chemical treatments, and further gene mods. The procedure also presumably involved exposing and mutating Shepard's body with Ezo, because Shepard gains biotic powers if they did not have them and they become noticeably stranger if they did.
We can assume that there was some extensive work done to put them back together, because it is heavily implied that Shepard's head was not attached to their body when it was recovered, and also because Shepard was spaced, asphyxiated, and then underwent pantry reentry through an atmosphere that would be corrosive to human flesh. I would be genuinely surprised if less than 30% of their body had been replaced by either bionics or cloned tissues.
At the beginning of the game, Shepard's surgical scars freaking glow indicating extensive work under the surface.
considering that Shepard can headbutt a Krogan hard enough to knock them down and drink multiple glasses of something guaranteed to knock most humans off their ass and chance it with liquor made specifically for Krogan and something else even stronger than that and only blackout and wake up a few minutes later on the bathroom floor of the establishment... You know, instead of fricking dying, it can assume that bones and organs have been enhanced or reinforced.
All throughout Mass Effect 2 you can research various upgrades which include Upgrades to Shepard's body in the form of additional cybernetics which include a set of ultradurable fibers that double as medical channels enhancing the durability and regenerative functionality of Shepard's skin, muscles, and skeleton(reinforcing, not replacing, at least in the case of things that haven't already been replaced.) and three additional Bioampsthat each have specialized functions to support Shepard's primary bio amp, resulting in stronger Biotic abilities.
In addition, some of the stat boosts yo get from scanning things in various places are implied to be the result of data from the scan being used to make upgrades such as a biotic power upgrade gained from scanning a machine used by Cerberus when trying to train and enhance Jack.
In the Overlord DLC, even if you have no Cybernetic upgrades or bioamp implants, Shepard is technological enough that they can be affected by a thing designed to hack AIs and VIs.
In ME3, the Synthesis ending is possible because Shepard is considered a perfect mxiture of organic and sythnetic life and because their cybernetic mods are compatible with Reaper tech... And considering that it's know that multiple factns got their hands of chunks of Soverighn, it's entirely possible that the cybernetic components of the procedure to resurrect them is Reaper derived, indicating the possibility of nanomachines, biomechanical enhancements, and techno-organics.
I mean, we know that Cerberus has access to Reaper Tech, EDI is based in part on Sovereign.
Shepard is modded all to hell.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2021-07-02, 09:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
** May not insist that all it will do is let in the Spirit of Paragon Spectres to empower Shepard to be the most moral and inspiring Spectre there ever was.
* May not mix Legendary Super Saiyan, The Incredible Hulk, Asura's Mantra Drive, a Khornate Berserker, Doomguy and a Red Lantern ring together to see what happens.Last edited by Lord Raziere; 2021-07-02 at 09:16 AM.
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2021-07-02, 09:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* There is no justification for my blind elven Loremaster to have a hat more famous than she is.
** Not even if I can scrounge up the points for both Blind and Impressive Hat.
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2021-07-02, 05:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* It is not a race to 0 Humanity.
** Should probably explain that Wassail isn't as fun as it sounds.