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2022-02-18, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-02-18, 06:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2022-02-18, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*May no longer describe the guy they picked up in the ancient sealed tomb as the "horribly evil snake king."
**Not even if they started doing it first.
***Just because it was incredibly obvious doesn't mean you have to admit it!
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2022-02-18, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-02-18, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Corvallis, OR
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-02-18, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-02-18, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
The purpose of a time machine is not to have sex with famous people from before they were famous.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-02-18, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-02-19, 12:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not learn time-space magic just so I can summon dinosaurs to fight for me
** May not try to solve all my problems with T-rexes.
*** My response to my enemies speeches may not be "Screw you I'm riding a pterodactyl!" and flying away.
* My next character concept may not be "action prosecutor with a gun"
** may not spout lines like "the prosecution...is locked and loaded."
*** May not try to actionize ace attorney character concepts
**** even if ace attorney prosecutors already act as if they're action characters with some of the things they do.
***** trials may not consist of showdowns at high noon with the defense or the accused.
****** Especially when all I seem to do is just be a detective who kills criminals
******* May not claim that the people I shot were "guilty as hell".
* May not obtain godlike power just so I can reset my journey and randomize the world so I can do it again but with more challenge.
* My next campaign idea may not be "Lets Destroy Warhammer 40,000".
** May not propose that if the Doom Slayer were to fight the entire Wh40k universe, that the Doom Slayer would win.
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2022-02-19, 04:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* There are situations being a giant snake is not suitable for.
,** First dates are one of them.
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2022-02-19, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
You have forgotten rule 34*. Tsk. Tsk.
*If I describe my character as "having a girl in every port" I should expect some of them to be unhappy at seeing my female companions.
*There is no secret knowledge based on lice.
*I am not allowed to use my knowledge of real world electronics to shut down all the GMs attempts at technobabble.
**Real lasers might not travel as slow as arrows, but they also do not explode when they hit something.
***Aliens from the future are allowed to break science any way they want.
*I will not feed my dead comrades to the hungry monster in an attempt to tame it.
*34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
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2022-02-19, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I think you may have messed up the link, Rock.
Also I'm not the only one who's brain jumped to a different rule 34 right?Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-02-19, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
My Illithid Savant cannot ea the brains of literally every monster we encounter.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-02-19, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
No, rule 34 is a differentkind of giant snake and activities that are perfectly acceptable on a first date.
* My character's goal is not to go on a date with every other PC.
What's the point of being an Illithid then?
** My ordinary human can't eat the brains of literally every monster we encounter either.
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2022-02-20, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I meant to link to the evil overlord list. I had originally just planned to quote the entry, but when I saw it was entry 34 I could not resist messing with people.
* "I'm not obsessed, I'm just observant" falls flat when I know the villain's schedule better than the gm.
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2022-02-20, 12:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-02-21, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2022
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* There is a limit to the number of ears I can give a character.
Last edited by ghbok; 2022-02-21 at 05:32 AM.
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2022-02-21, 08:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
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2022-02-22, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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- Texas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-02-22 at 04:19 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-02-22, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I can't run campaigns based on the premise of taking bad fanfiction tropes and playing them straight.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-02-23, 06:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* My next campaign may not just be an isekai fic where the players wreck the canonical Naruto timeline
** or a campaign where we are all "Sues" chosen by gods of chaos to go forth and wreck established canonical universes by abusing our unfairly given powers
*** Nor may I play them so straight and deconstruct the bad fan fiction tropes following them through to their conclusions
**** May not attempt to make the "Watchmen", "NGE" or "PMMM" of bad fan fiction tropes.
***** May not get meta and make a magical girl sue character whose superpower is "warp the narrative of the universe to be about transgender lesbian autistic people".
****** May not deny doing any of this to Exalted because "they already have Getimians".
******* If I ever include anything involving Deadpool in this I'm doing it wrong because its supposed to be BAD fanfiction.
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2022-02-23, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Cannot do one of those stories where the protagonist has a massive harm of dozens of girls... And depict him asa complete sociopathic duchebag wh brainwashes women, meanwhile the girls are all scheming against each other with violence for the position o "master's favorite."
**Not even if the PCs are playing as psychic detectives working for the FBI specialized in breaking up cults.
*Cannot have a pack of werewolves that follow the "Alpha Male, Beta Male, Omega" policy... And depict them all as a bunch of total incels who can't function with a rival pack of werewolves that acts like actual people instead of trying to imitate an outdated study being highly successful in both the supernatural world and as civilians.
**The "Omega" can't be a fourteen-year-old orphan boy they forced to join who sets the others up to die after he gets fed up with getting the crap kicked out of him every time "Lord Alpha Doom wolf" fails to convince a random woman to come back to his sex tarp.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-02-23, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Terminally Ill and Immortality are not compatible.
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2022-02-23, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I mean, if the immortality is artificially induced and the only thing keeping you alive...
...One of the characters in The Eternals, in the comics that is, is an Eternal whose role requires him to be old.
It's described as if he's constantly seconds away from dropping dead of old age.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-02-24, 12:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
That was actually an intended punishment for John Dee in The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel; his Elder masters intended to remove his immortality, causing him to rapidly age, and then give it back right before he died of old age and leave him like that for eternity.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-02-24, 01:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* My next campaign idea may not be "Dark Souls but in Australia"
** May not insist that the Australia part is the more terrifying part of that sentence.
* May not invent a word called "gloib" to parody the use of "chad"
**may not proclaim that "gloib" is the hot new thing that everyone is talking about and that chad is so last season
*** may not try to make "gloib" a thing. especially since gloib doesn't mean anything and is randomly used negatively
**** I am not the "gloibiest of gloibs"
* may not make a bunch of parodies of dark souls players to be the parties enemies
** the STR player may not be a heavily armored giantdad with some big weapon who is incredibly clumsy because he has no dex
*** the DEX player may not be a dual-wielding swords guy wearing no armor constantly dodge-rolling around to the point of looking like they're Sonic
**** the thief can't be someone constantly throwing daggers, firebombs and firing arrows while constantly running away from you or stabbing you with a poisoned dagger
***** the mage player may not be someone keeping out of range and trying to kill people while out of your reach
****** the cleric player may not be someone trying to lure you to a cliff so they can use a spell to push you off to fall to your death while praising the sun.
******* nor may the cleric constantly throw lightning at you
******** the deprived player is not wearing only a loincloth and wielding a club yet also the most powerful of all of them.
********* the entire dark souls party may not be argue about which of their weapons or ways of fighting is the best while calling the others bad
********** may not all be glowing red and appear out of nowhere as if they're invading your world.
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2022-02-24, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*while waiting for my Kickstarter GURPS Girl Genius and my mail-order GURPS Discworld, I am to quit contemplating playing a Girl Genius social Spark aware of narrative causality in Discword; "Shut UP already, you've been harping on this since the playtest!"
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
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https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.c...tionchallenge/
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2022-02-24, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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- 61.2° N, 149.9° W
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* not allowed to breakfast in Baator on double decker demon bacon burgers even though the service is terrible.
** not allowed to lunch in Celestia on... whatever (the kitchens are clean but the food is bland).
*** not allowed to dine in Pandemonium on flaming chocolate cake phone books.
**** The sorcerer is no longer allowed to take Plane Shift instead of Teleport to tease the fighters about them eating uncooked trail rations, drinking muddy water, and not getting baths on the 80 mile swamp hike to the next dungeon.
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2022-02-24, 11:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-02-24, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing