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2022-07-13, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-07-14, 05:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-07-14, 05:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-07-14, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Spoiler: Spoilers for What If?!Why, the Infinity Grinder, of course!
"The Infinity Crusher, designed to disintegrate each stone into nothing."
―Gamora to the Guardians of the Multiverse[src]
"What If... The Watcher Broke His Oath?", Season 1, Episode 9.
https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fand...finity_CrusherI have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
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2022-07-14, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Turning water into urine is not a miracle
*Alderi Harlequins are not Juggalos
**whoop whoopLast edited by Bohandas; 2022-07-20 at 04:41 PM.
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2022-07-23, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
WH40k:
* My Rogue Trader's goal may not be to search for "El Dorantlis: the lost planet of gold"
** she may not be made a rogue trader because she was too successful of a crusader commander
*** when she fails to find El Dorantlis, may not resort to piracy. repeatedly.
**** May not try to sell tech priests on digital currency
***** NFTs and digital currency are not the work of Tzeentch.
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2022-07-24, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* When the party returns a long lost egg to a copper dragon, I may no longer suggest that we remember to offer up some bacon and toast as well if we do a similar favor/quest in the future.
(She didn't even say thank you, just grabbed the egg and left the room. And we were the one's who had fought fiends, aberrations and undead to recover the darned thing).
** May no longer point out to the minions that because that egg had been in the possession of fiends, it was now a deviled egg.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-07-24 at 03:01 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-07-25, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not use the tarrasque as a ranged weapon
** Nor the sun
*** Chaining the tarrasque to the sun and dropping it from the sky onto our enemies is right outLooking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
All My Homebrew
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2022-07-25, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Pfft. Get a bigger game. I've statted up space combat torpedos that use tarrasques as warheads. Fully intend to shoot two or three into the PC's ship at some point and watch the hilarity.
However,
* Not allowed to import TES soulgems into a D&D game to recharge magic items in order to make the magic items actually useful instead of stupid noble bribes.
** Absolutely not allowed the Morrowind magic system in any TTRPG that I'm not running.Last edited by Telok; 2022-07-25 at 12:50 AM.
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2022-07-25, 07:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* The tarrasque is a unique monster: it has no reproductive capability
** No matter how neatly I slice it in half, only one half grows back
*** I may not clone the tarrasque
**** I may not travel across planes *collecting* tarrasques
(Being serious for a moment, I realize different settings are different. I'm just used to speaking of "the" tarrasque, whose release ends the world.)Looking for a monster? Making a monster?
Age of Wariors,, A Homebrew Sequel to Tome of Battle (see also the original thread, disciplines table and prestige class table)
All My Homebrew
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2022-07-25, 07:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-07-25, 09:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-07-25, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
https://spelljammer.fandom.com/wiki/Falx
Several hundred of them, omnivores, have the carapace & regeneration & stuff in order to withstand the wind. Apparently its like living at the business end of a sandblaster most of the time.
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2022-07-27, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*The song "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse is not a hymn to Thor
**It has a cartain thematic appropriateness, but no"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-07-29, 12:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I do not have the power to have random tech priests banished to Robot Hell.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2022-07-30, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Cubone is not "The Norman Bates Pokémon"
*Tom Bombadil is not the spirit of Peppridge Farms
**Do you remember the first raindrop and the first acorn, and a time when quality and care went into baking cookies? Tom Bombadil remembers.Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-07-30 at 12:22 PM.
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2022-07-31, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*I may not build Warhammer Fantasy lore into my D&D character's racial background.
**especially not if it's so that I can add unbalanced encounters and sketchy DM rulings to my character's personal Book of Grudges.
***especially not if I'm playing an elf.
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2022-07-31, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* It's Ulthuan, not Elflantis.
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2022-08-01, 09:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not dis the tarasque by comparing it to Godzilla without first producing two versions of each from different game systems.
** May not, upon digging up additional game system versions, further double dis the D&D tarasque by noting the other games have rules letting it throw trucks 90 meters or javelin large trees & i-beams a couple hundred.
*** May not triple dis the D&D tarasque by remembering past edition's Ts without looking up the current stats and finding it got downgraded again.
**** May not insult D&D iconic monsters to the point the DM feels the need to homebrew ones that are more than just sacks of hp with damage abilities.
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2022-08-01, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I'm not allowed to use any more tree monsters.
** Especially if they have the ability to, as a reaction, mimic any spell of 5th level or lower they see cast, but can choose new targets.
*** especially if the wizard opens with his shiny new spell Steel Wind Strike and there are multiple of those trees.
Ok, really, the party found it frightening but fun. Despite that one ability doing more damage to the party than had been done in the previous few fights combined. 2 attacks against each character dealing 6d10 force damage if they hit, using the wizard's high attack bonus.Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
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2022-08-01, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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* I am no longer allowed to try and trick a sentient tree into healing a fellow party member.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-08-01, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Implying that said tree wouldn't have done so if you asked nicely?
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Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2022-08-01, 11:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2022-08-02, 12:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Oh now that's just sadistic. :v
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-08-02, 04:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
The tree also had large pointy teeth and bit for substantial damage. It was glorious.
Implying that said tree wouldn't have done so if you asked nicely?Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-08-02 at 04:26 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-08-04, 03:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-08-04, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-08-04, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2022-08-04, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
And a decent number of fantasy novels for both kids and adults. Not as common as being royalty of the same plane of existence, but it does happen.
I remember one book where the villain kidnapped the prince of another world and then abandoned him when she discovered she was pregnant.
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2022-08-05, 06:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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