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2022-10-13, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2022-10-14, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-14, 03:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-14, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* The backstory of the Tech Priests is not 'the Technocracy went mad when the public didn't get excited for science and began copying the Traditions'.
** The Emperor is not Caine.
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2022-10-15, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I will no longer assume any kind of a baseline for player competency exists. PCs will blitz through a dungeon that could kill a dozen Indiana Jones' like it wasn't even there, then reach the exit, trip, and drown in a puddle
* Swim checks are the devil.
EDIT- No swim check involving a puddle has been called for in any game I have been involved in. Nevertheless, swim checks are the devil.Last edited by TeChameleon; 2022-10-15 at 10:48 PM.
Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2022-10-16, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-16, 10:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* My demonic powers are not incompatible with pants.
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2022-10-16, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2022-10-16, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I'm pretty sure there actually are abilities and/or drawbacks that involve destroying your clothes. I think there's one ability in Princess: the Hopeful allowed to Dark creatures that makes you secrete acid from your skin... and burns off not only your clothes but also your hair.
Which in hindsight is weird because I get it destroying anything you touch, but hair is part of your body.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2022-10-16, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
You might remember the Bile Wrapped in Beauty from LA Assignment. The same's, like, half of its shtick and for some reason it's OFFICIALLY playable (if you hate yourself enough).
Anyhow, characters that don't wear clothes are no big deal. I do that a lot, actually (mainly because I like to play birdies and little lizards and the like, but still).
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2022-10-16, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-10-16, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*'Everyone else was doing it' is not an excuse to create undead and does not stop it from being an Evil act
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2022-10-16, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
**Creating undead is morally neutral in recent editions of D&D
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-10-16, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* "Any Evil you have to apologize for wasn't evil enough" is not a valid philosophy for my paladin.
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2022-10-17, 04:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I mean, moving away from fan stuff, Werewolf has a good chance to end with destroyed clothing. You need to perform a rite on specific clothes in Apocalypse, another rite in Forsaken 1e*, and have the right Harmony score in Forsaken 2e.
* Which can still cause problems, because as written most characters will transform back both topless and commando.
Which in hindsight is weird because I get it destroying anything you touch, but hair is part of your body.
It very much depends on genre, era, species, and which bits are or aren't covered. As the vast majority of my characters are human...
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2022-10-17, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* You cannot persuade a rolling boulder to not crush you. It's a rock. It can't respond to your persuasion.
** You cannot deceive a rolling boulder into thinking you're actually it's cousin. It's a rock. Rocks don't have cousins.
*** You cannot intimidate a rolling boulder into running away. Even if it wanted to. Because of physics.
**** You cannot perform good enough to move a boulder. It's a rock. And you're not Orpheus.
***** You cannot persuade the god of the dead to not send you to hell. I mean, you can try, but the DC is too high for that to be a realistic possibility.
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2022-10-17, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I’m 99% sure you can actually pull that off in Mage: the Ascension. (Not sure how that works in Awakening though.)
As for the last one, I assume you’ve never seen 3.x diplomancers.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2022-10-17, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*Victor Frankenstein's recurrent sudden losses of interest throughout the novel are not a metaphor for bad sex
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2022-10-17, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
***** Unless your an Exalted with like ridiculous amounts of Presence or Performance and Charisma, then yes your totally Orpheus and that rock will listen to you.
****** Or a superhero who persuade meteors to not crash into the earth on the regular as if your some speech superman
******* May not invent rock and roll to make boulders dance at my concerts
******** or heavy metal to make suits of armor join in
********* sticks of bubblegum, candy or soda do not show up when I start playing pop music.
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2022-10-18, 01:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-18, 02:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* May not create a magic curse that punishes anyone who references bad movies
** or a magic curse that punishes anyone every time they utter the words "demographic appeal", "profit", "monetization", "Microtransactions" or "nostalgia"
*** or a magic curse that punishes anyone they utter "Twitter" or "social media" in any context.
**** magic curse punishments may not include: helium voice, getting hit with pies, mean laugh track for the day only the speaker can hear, getting their hair turned pink and styled in pigtails, suddenly being dressed as a clown, being forced to wear a trollface mask until you go to sleep, being forced to dance, being forced to tell the truth for a day, being plagued by a goose, anything you write or type suddenly turning into a pink and cute font, or dreaming that your furniture all grow mouths and start saying "mefork!" at you in silly voices.
***** dance punishments may not include: gangnam style, the charleston, the macarena, spinning on your head, any dance from Peanuts, dabbing repeatedly, prisyadka, or the chicken dance.
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2022-10-18, 03:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
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2022-10-18, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* I may no longer interfere with the mayor of a local town who abuses his citizens.
** I may not threaten to take on the entire town guard and militia when they try to run me out of townSpoiler: what?I have to go along nicely because our paladin says soAvatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
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2022-10-18, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-18, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
For many years I have not been allowed to define my character's alignment.
* overly exuberant heroic, is not a d&d alignment.
* self-preservation fraudulent, is not a d&d alignment.
* double-agent scumbag, is not a d&d alignment.
* lawful lunatic, is not a d&d alignment.
* hot electric death, is not a d&d alignment.
* too sexy for alignment, is not a d&d alignment.
* i don't know, is not a d&d alignment.
* lazy murder hobo... is a d&d alignment but its still not allowed on my character sheet.
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2022-10-18, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
I don't know. Is your barbarian named Ormhildr?
Heh, you have evoked a memory.
We had an assassin player in an AD&D 1e game who once said that his alignment was psychotic neutral. (think he was slightly buzzed at the time).
The DM did a "wait, do you mean chaotic neutral" and then stopped.
He broke into a grin.
"Yes, you are psychotic neutral"
(And he wrote down a note somewhere behind the screen)Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2022-10-18 at 04:09 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2022-10-19, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-10-19, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
* Player characters are no longer allowed to own precious gem mines simply because they took the noble background and "it makes sense", this due to the inherent imbalance
(yes, I had a player pull this stunt to buy a ton of good gear early one, but they ended up getting kicked out for an unrelated reason which was PVP murderhoboing, which is somehow worse than regular murderhoboing since the problem player immediately tries to kill not only every NPC but every other PC as well.)
* Just because the DM used a shopping mall floor plan for a dungeon does not mean you can refer to the merchant NPC as "Mr. Sears." nor are you allowed to ask about the "Blue Light Special"
(Not everyone has enough time to make a detailed map, okay?)
*Dolphin as a player race is allowed but a very, very bad idea. Most locations can't be expected to cater towards those without any arms or legs. And good luck holding a longsword with flippers.
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2022-10-20, 02:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 13: This Is A Banned List Not A Drinking
*There is not a Ninja Turtle named Bob Ross
Last edited by Bohandas; 2022-10-20 at 02:18 AM.
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2022-10-20, 06:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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