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    RedKnightGirl

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    THE best response to yet another nincompoop bothering you for breastfeeding in public.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    uhhh
    yes
    yes my liege
    the weird arc is a genius element of the piece
    and not
    the result
    of me accidentally scratching it on the way here
    haha
    ha
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2021-09-29 at 12:39 AM.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    "Fishers of men" gets a new meaning.

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    Proving your eyes are looking at the face.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    PRIEST used WATER GUN!
    It's not very effective...

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    ...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    "Mama from heaven"
    "Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
    "You weren't there."

    (Yeah, I'm going to hell)
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    First place
    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    "Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"
    Second place
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "Mama from heaven"
    "Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
    "You weren't there."
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    ...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.
    Taffimai, you're up next!
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Awesome! For the next one, I thought we'd go with a regular photograph again:
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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    We loves to cuddle the stuffed carcasses of our rivals. It gives us the warm fuzzies
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-10-07 at 11:21 AM.

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    Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

    Wow... another third place...? :D
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    This is why there are no vampire cats.
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    Four legs... check
    Two ears... check
    Two buddies spooning me... check... Wait, what?
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Time's up!

    Bronze goes to:
    Quote Originally Posted by lacco36 View Post
    Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

    Wow... another third place...? :D
    ...I am so sorry

    Silver goes to:
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    "I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"
    And our winner is:
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    I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Here's the next one. Another one of mine.

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    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    After the initial success of "The Hare & the Tortoise", the Forest Animal Commercial Committee decided to step up their game with "The Goat and the Buck", but unfortunately Aesop did not like that one.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Woooh, look at me go! You'll never keep up with me!"
    "Bill, I keep telling you, that strafing trick only works in video games!"
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    So it turns out that goats have a much greater tolerance for bourbon than deer do. Who knew?
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    "No, no, don't run off, Baby! I've got good intentions! I have a nice place in the woods and I really do have work for a nanny!"



    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    "It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."
    Nice choice for the Halloween season!
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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