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    A new test of Jeremy Clarkson's V8 chicken plucker.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    When the haters pelt your house with frozen chickens, you have to get creative.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    "We are so happy to be here on Shark Tank! As you know, thousands of birds die each year by crashing into high rise buildings. Here is an invention my pal & I created in our apartment as a way to turn those Flyers into Fryers!"
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    "This wasn't exactly what I expected when you invited me to a candlelit dinner.

    Frankly I'm a little relieved."
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-17 at 02:24 PM.

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    It does burn something other than Bunsen. Myth Confirmed.
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    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I definitely think there's fowl play happening here."
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    "This wasn't exactly what I expected when you invited me to a candlelit dinner.

    Frankly I'm a little relieved."
    Well, paddyfool takes this round! You're up!

    ...and if someone wants to get some context to the previous image, see here (youtube).
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Ok, here's a "highly commended" entry from the 2021 comedy wildlife photography awards:

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    Did you know Pavarotti came from a really long line of opera singers?
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Next on the Masked Singer, the Guppies.
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    "Alright everybody! Put your fins together and give it up for....The Moody Blue!"
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    On the mudflat, the mighty mudflat, the seagull sleeps tonight.
    Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away.
    Last edited by farothel; 2022-01-28 at 06:07 AM.
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    Holy Mackerels
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    "Here is one of the museum's finest works: 'The Ascension of Santa Pesce' by Scombridae. Notice, the brilliant colors of the saint contrasted with the monkfish..."
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    "Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go)
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, For Me, FOR MEEEEE!"
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    See the training of the new Mudcats' cheerleader team.
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    If fishes can't make sounds, how do you explain this?
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
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    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
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    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


    More Mafia

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    ...according to the main choreographer of the West Side Story, the failure of the newest adaptation was not due to the singing - which was fine - or the acting - which was a bit stiff. It was the lack of finger snapping...
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Third mudskipper:

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    Did you know Pavarotti came from a really long line of opera singers?
    Second mudskipper:

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    On the mudflat, the mighty mudflat, the seagull sleeps tonight.
    Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away.
    First mudskipper:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    ...according to the main choreographer of the West Side Story, the failure of the newest adaptation was not due to the singing - which was fine - or the acting - which was a bit stiff. It was the lack of finger snapping...
    Lacco, you're up!

    (The actual title was "Mudskipper leaps" by Chi Han Lin, btw)

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    All right!



    The faces have been removed. You know, GDPR and so on.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    The Winter Olympics also wanted a throwing sport so here it is: snow shovel throwing.
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    Undeath is so long and boring that some ghosts start assassinating people in new and unusual ways so that they (a) have something to do and (b) get to taunt the new guy.

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    To this day, the aliens don't know how we saw through their disguise.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Winter Wonderland 2: The Shovels Strike Back
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    The sorcerer's apprentice 2: Winter edition.
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    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Just me, my bro and our two invisible friends"
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    The Shoveller from Mystery Men gets a solo movie... and a sidekick with shovelkinesis

    Post contest edit: the sidekick betrays him, becoming the villain of the story, primarily motivated by intent to assume the name of The Shoveller himself. Only our hero's in depth knowledge of the ways of shovels and his hold-out trowel allow him to save the day.
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-02-05 at 12:59 PM.

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    Is it a plane... is it a bird... no, it's two shovels.
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    *DRUM ROLL*

    Third place:

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Undeath is so long and boring that some ghosts start assassinating people in new and unusual ways so that they (a) have something to do and (b) get to taunt the new guy.
    Second place (for the cool movie reference):

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    The Shoveller from Mystery Men gets a solo movie... and a sidekick with shovelkinesis
    First place (I really don't know why, but I couldn't get this one out of my head):

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    Is it a plane... is it a bird... no, it's two shovels.
    @farothel, you're up next!
    Last edited by Lacco; 2022-02-05 at 06:43 AM.
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    2nd and 3rd... I'll very happily take that, although I couldn't resist going back to edit one of my entries with a few further thoughts.
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