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    Three little kittens, they lost their mittens
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    Mew! Mew two! Mew Three!

    *******

    After a while, the Fae learned it was significantly easier to get a child adopted by mortals to raise if they disguised it as a cute kitten than if they disguised it as a cute baby.

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    Catwoman’s hidden lairs were sometimes compromised by the need to hire a sitter.

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    Theory: cats are liquid.

    Result: The attempt to create feline version of Cerberos by solution/emulsion failed due to insufficient solubility of cats.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    feline version of Cerberos
    a Purrberus if you will
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    Judging you.
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    Third place

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    After a while, the Fae learned it was significantly easier to get a child adopted by mortals to raise if they disguised it as a cute kitten than if they disguised it as a cute baby.
    second place

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    Catwoman’s hidden lairs were sometimes compromised by the need to hire a sitter.
    first place:

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    Theory: cats are liquid.

    Result: The attempt to create feline version of Cerberos by solution/emulsion failed due to insufficient solubility of cats.
    Lacco, take it away for the next one.
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    We had cats, let's move to dogs!



    Fire away?!
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    A Martin Scorsese remake: "Goodboys"
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    So, you're looking for a guard. Let us show us our reasonable rates. Walkies are not negotiable though.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    “Oh… I… meant to schedule a meeting with the other Bloodhound Gang. For a gig, you know?

    “I don’t suppose you sing, by any chance?”

    [Loud baying sounds]

    “Argh! My ears! Stop!”
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2024-02-15 at 08:18 AM.

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    Inspired by the success of the Puppy Bowl, CBS adds to this years lineup: "Law and Order - K9 unit".
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "The dame who hired us had one question she wanted answered - 'who's a good boy'"
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    If you suffered injury due to the vandalism of cats tossing things off the dresser, call the law offices of Dachshund & Dachshund.
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    Did they really make a movie out of McGruff fanfic?
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    Third place:
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    A Martin Scorsese remake: "Goodboys"
    Second place:
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    If you suffered injury due to the vandalism of cats tossing things off the dresser, call the law offices of Dachshund & Dachshund.
    Who's the good boy?
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    "The dame who hired us had one question she wanted answered - 'who's a good boy'"
    Bohandas, you're up!
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    How about

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    A remake of Wacky Races. First up Penelope Pitstop.
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    Call transcript :

    Voice 1: Wizarding and witching helpline, how may we assist you?

    [background screaming fit]

    Voice 2: Help! My toddler just got hit by an aging spell and is trapped in a toy car after being catapulted into physical adulthood!

    Voice 1: Again??? I’m going to need to call sorcerous social services as well as a dehexer this time.

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    After the kei-cars, now the ultra-kei cars.
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    "Mr. Musk, you claim to have created a sentient car?"
    "Not quite, that failed. However, our gene splice department has created a Cent-car..."
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    look, mom, no hands.
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