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    "Sponge-worthy"
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    One of the worst business decisions ever was when Nickelodeon obtained and revived the "Jersey Shore" franchise.
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    Next Tuesday: Spongebob Squarepants after dark.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    The winner of "Tell me C'thulhu woke up without telling me C'thulhu woke up" competition.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Third place: Pex

    Second: Iacco36

    First: farothel

    farothel, you're up!
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    Okay, here's the next one. A pic I made myself, spoilered as it's quite large.

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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    They told her she couldn't do it. That it was crazy. But she showed them. She showed them she COULD be the female Duckmichael Duckphelps of Mallardlympics. In your cinemas, this summer.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Don't worry fishy, I'll save you!"
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    "Ana, are you high?"
    " No, no, I'm...oooh look at the ripple!"
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    The river was her only choice now. She owed too much, more than she could ever repay. It started small, a little bread here, some corn there, but it added up. They always went along with it, always happy to sell her more rope, knowing she wouldn't, couldn't ever pay them back. Smiling devils, they laughed with her every time, but now she would escape the consequences. Let her sad end be a warning to all young ducklings: pay as you go, never tell them "just put it on my bill."
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    "Crouching Duck Hidden Alligator"
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    Test run notes from the duck launcher 9000 Mark V: still insufficient power to take out a zombie. Duck remains were delicious, however.

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    Pictured: the exact moment Nessa realised she had stepped in some superglue.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Third place:
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    They told her she couldn't do it. That it was crazy. But she showed them. She showed them she COULD be the female Duckmichael Duckphelps of Mallardlympics. In your cinemas, this summer.
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    Pictured: the exact moment Nessa realised she had stepped in some superglue.
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    "Crouching Duck Hidden Alligator"
    Pex: you're up next.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Unfortunately, four-handed Macarena never took off like four-handed massages did.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    A ringer appears in the first tournament for competitive yoga.
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    Will my thighs look big in that costume?
    I can assure you that that will not be a problem.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    "After the Shah banned public performances by scantily clad women, tour operators had to get creative."
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Tonight on CBS: the Muppets go to India special.
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    "Come on over and let me give you a hug!"

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    I like to move it, move it.
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    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Sultan was unhappy. For some reason, nobody complimented his new wife's dance moves or her jewelry.

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    Tonight, on Majikistan has Talent...
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    The Shah could never prove his wife's infidelity, but ever since that adventurer escaped, she seemed...blue.
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    "What do you mean you think this outfit might be cursed? .... Oh s**t."

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    I think letting that CGI specialist actually do his two weeks notice might have been a bad idea.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Bend and weave, bend and weave,... the meatlings suspect nothing!"
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Third Place

    Quote Originally Posted by lacco36 View Post
    Unfortunately, four-handed Macarena never took off like four-handed massages did.
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    Tonight, on Majikistan has Talent...
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    A ringer appears in the first tournament for competitive yoga.
    Is next for picture.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Thanks!

    Up next:

    Last edited by sengmeng; 2021-09-26 at 02:32 PM.
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    Tonight in the abbey: lasertag.
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