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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You put your one hand in
    You put your one hand out
    You put your one hand in
    And you shake it all about
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    RedKnightGirl

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    Gerry's reputation for parking mishaps was so bad that even the local wildlife pitched in to help.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Happy New Year everyone!

    Third place:

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    Officer McSquirrel standing in front of the barricade trying to stop Mr. Fox for a drug and alcohol check.
    Second place:

    Quote Originally Posted by +5 Vorpal Bunny View Post
    Sadly, the squirrel's attempt to master the Kamehameha did not save it from being eaten by the wolf.
    First place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    The opening aria from La Nutza di Figaro was a hit at Tanglewood...
    Scarlett Knight, you're up!
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-01 at 09:47 AM.

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    Oh, how I miss celebrating the holidays at Studio 54...


    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    RedKnightGirl

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    To sleep - perchance to dream: aye, there's a spot!
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Hey you, with the curly hair. Pour some of that stuff this way, will you?"
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Will these be enough to satisfy Him, do you think?"
    ... "Let's drug a few more partygoers just to make sure. Remember: to attain greatness, you must make great sacrifices"
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-06 at 01:47 AM.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    If you're going to San Fransisco,
    Summertime will be a love-in there...
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    When you see it.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Pretty lights and colours...
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    OK everyone:

    Third place and the Scott McKenzie award:
    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    If you're going to San Fransisco,
    Summertime will be a love-in there...

    Second Place and the Lovecraft award :
    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    "Will these be enough to satisfy Him, do you think?"
    ... "Let's drug a few more partygoers just to make sure. Remember: to attain greatness, you must make great sacrifices"
    First Place and the Laurence Olivier award:
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    To sleep - perchance to dream: aye, there's a spot!
    You're up Taffimai!
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    RedKnightGirl

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    Thanks!

    By popular demand of my fellow werewolf hunters:
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    Thanks!

    By popular demand of my fellow werewolf hunters:
    Thanks a lot Taffi!

    That's a bus!
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Don't worry, he's just joking around... right?
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    So it turns out that it's a bit tricky to train a wolf to be a dentist, even if it's just to treat other wolves.

    --------

    Oh grandmother, what big teeth you have!

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    Remus and Tonks on their honeymoon.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    "BWAINNFFFFF"

    "NO, Pete. I told you, we're going to Bear's halloween party as Virginia and Leonard, stop with this zombie stuff!"




    "HUNNY...GAH FMFING B'WEEN MAH TEEF."

    "That's my mother, honey. Let her go."
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Easy Akela."
    "That Mowgli kid really tests my patience some days."
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Wolfie McWolfson didn't get many return customers for his signature head massages.
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-10 at 02:20 PM.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    If I eat you I get your superpowers.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Jacob, I just asked for a little foreplay...not forehead play...."
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    Making the ex jealous with new boyfriend.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    I told you my teeth are big enough to eat Red Riding Hood.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    What else can you do when you are a famous opera singer and your biggest fan is deaf in one ear and 3/4 deaf in the other...?




    The forest circus was not such a big hit with people. Especially when they saw the badly rehearsed "...and now I will stick my head into this wolf's mouth!".
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Red Riding Hood test... check.
    Now on to the three little pigs... start huffin' and puffin', Jim.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Yeah, right there....above the eyebrow....oooh ....that's the spot! Yes! Thank you! I couldn't reach that itch all day & it was driving me crazy!"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    Little known fact: Akela was, in fact, a terrible kisser.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Werewolf Zombie: Not as Scary as You Would Think
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    RedKnightGirl

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    And this week's winners are:

    Third Place:

    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    "Easy Akela."
    "That Mowgli kid really tests my patience some days."
    Second Place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    Making the ex jealous with new boyfriend.
    Winner:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    "HUNNY...GAH FMFING B'WEEN MAH TEEF."

    "That's my mother, honey. Let her go."
    Congratulations Lacco, you're up!
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Gah! What??? Okay, okay. I can do this. A picture is worth 1000 words, they say. Let's see how many words you got for this one:



    No cheating and watching the wonderfully crazy original series before posting a caption!

    EDIT: If it's not showing, let me know. Will upload it somewhere. Also, yes, that IS a chicken clamped in a lathe, with a gas burner and three candles. Sorry for the poor quality, can't find a good one from this scene.
    Last edited by Lacco; 2022-01-16 at 04:52 PM.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
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