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2022-01-17, 03:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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A new test of Jeremy Clarkson's V8 chicken plucker.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-17, 05:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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When the haters pelt your house with frozen chickens, you have to get creative.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-17, 11:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"We are so happy to be here on Shark Tank! As you know, thousands of birds die each year by crashing into high rise buildings. Here is an invention my pal & I created in our apartment as a way to turn those Flyers into Fryers!"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-17, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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"This wasn't exactly what I expected when you invited me to a candlelit dinner.
Frankly I'm a little relieved."Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-01-17 at 02:24 PM.
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2022-01-17, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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It does burn something other than Bunsen. Myth Confirmed.
Last edited by farothel; 2022-01-17 at 04:15 PM.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-17, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-01-23, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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Well, paddyfool takes this round! You're up!
...and if someone wants to get some context to the previous image, see here (youtube).Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-23, 04:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- London, UK
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Ok, here's a "highly commended" entry from the 2021 comedy wildlife photography awards:
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2022-01-23, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Did you know Pavarotti came from a really long line of opera singers?
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-24, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Next on the Masked Singer, the Guppies.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-24, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Alright everybody! Put your fins together and give it up for....The Moody Blue!"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-24, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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On the mudflat, the mighty mudflat, the seagull sleeps tonight.
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away.Last edited by farothel; 2022-01-28 at 06:07 AM.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-24, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-01-25, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Here is one of the museum's finest works: 'The Ascension of Santa Pesce' by Scombridae. Notice, the brilliant colors of the saint contrasted with the monkfish..."
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-01-25, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-01-26, 03:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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See the training of the new Mudcats' cheerleader team.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-28, 01:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
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- Germany
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If fishes can't make sounds, how do you explain this?
Spoiler: I'm a seer
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2022-01-28, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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...according to the main choreographer of the West Side Story, the failure of the newest adaptation was not due to the singing - which was fine - or the acting - which was a bit stiff. It was the lack of finger snapping...
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-30, 11:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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2022-01-31, 04:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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All right!
The faces have been removed. You know, GDPR and so on.Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-01-31, 04:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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The Winter Olympics also wanted a throwing sport so here it is: snow shovel throwing.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-01-31, 05:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- London, UK
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Undeath is so long and boring that some ghosts start assassinating people in new and unusual ways so that they (a) have something to do and (b) get to taunt the new guy.
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2022-01-31, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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To this day, the aliens don't know how we saw through their disguise.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-01-31, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-02-01, 03:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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The sorcerer's apprentice 2: Winter edition.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-02-01, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Just me, my bro and our two invisible friends"
(Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)
It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.
Avatar by smutmulch!
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2022-02-01, 07:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- London, UK
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The Shoveller from Mystery Men gets a solo movie... and a sidekick with shovelkinesis
Post contest edit: the sidekick betrays him, becoming the villain of the story, primarily motivated by intent to assume the name of The Shoveller himself. Only our hero's in depth knowledge of the ways of shovels and his hold-out trowel allow him to save the day.Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-02-05 at 12:59 PM.
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2022-02-01, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Is it a plane... is it a bird... no, it's two shovels.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-02-05, 06:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Lacco; 2022-02-05 at 06:43 AM.
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-02-05, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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2nd and 3rd... I'll very happily take that, although I couldn't resist going back to edit one of my entries with a few further thoughts.
Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-02-05 at 01:00 PM.