Caption This Returns

[farothel]

Okay, here's the next one to go.

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[paddyfool]

Skynet initially found it too costly to send man-size agents back, so its first agent to take out Sarah Conner was quite a bit smaller than the more famous terminator models. Assuming the form of a cat caused its programming to glitch, however, and it got sidetracked hunting small wildlife, looking cute and seeking a warm spot by the fire...

... but it was a very good mouser, and any dog that tried to chase it was in for a shock.

[Taffimai]

If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss will expect to be fed.

[Lacco]

Please, standby for transmission of new orders from our leader... in 3...2...

[paddyfool]

This is your brain on catnip

[Taffimai]

Pictured: a cat.

[TwilightSandwic]

Laser Mode: Initiated

[Lacco]

Please, calibrate your vision until you can clearly see both eyes the same color of DOOOOOOM!

[Pex]

Categorically spooky.

[Scarlet Knight]

Lois Lane was happy to room with Linda Lee for a while. However, Linda's cat Streaky always made her feel uneasy with his stare...until Lois realized it only happened when she was too busy for lunch and had stuffed her sandwich in her bag.

[Lacco]

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING*
"Honey, what's that sound?"
"Ah, don't worry - it's just the cat. A train is coming, so don't pass through the railway barriers."

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A troubleshooting manual for cats, page 87:
Green & yellow blinking lights with a slightly puzzled, quizzical look mean that you should stop doing what you are doing, PUNY HUMAN and FEED THE GATO!

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"What? Me? I'm not doing anything. And the eyes were always like this. Really. No, you are the impostor!"
- any cat after seeing a gameplay of Among Us

[Taffimai]

cat.exe has stopped working

[farothel]

First an honorable mention.

If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss will expect to be fed.

I like it, but that's in my mind strictly for black cats only.

So moving on:

Third place:

cat.exe has stopped working

Second place:

A troubleshooting manual for cats, page 87:
Green & yellow blinking lights with a slightly puzzled, quizzical look mean that you should stop doing what you are doing, PUNY HUMAN and FEED THE GATO!

First place:

This is your brain on catnip

Paddyfool, you're up next.

[paddyfool]

As a break from animal photos, how about some art by Flavio Greco Paglia:

[farothel]

Robocop: the early years.

[Taffimai]

"I swear this is an ancient text! If you give me time, I'm sure I can decipher it."
"Give it up, pall, those squiglies don't even look like letters."

[TwilightSandwic]

"A 'repair manual'? Buddy, you can't read this kind of.... obscene material in public!"

[sengmeng]

"Obsolete tech, get the flamethrower!"

"For the book?"

"No, the human."

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Corporate said to redo the high-school drama for an adult steampunk setting, but they couldn't drop the scene where a bookworm tries their best to ignore two loud bullies.

[Pex]

No one expected a Stan Lee cameo in the Eberron movie.

[Scarlet Knight]

"A book is a dream you hold in your hand...or a nightmare."

[farothel]

Reading in public... how disgusting.

[Scarlet Knight]

"All the characters and events depicted are fictitious. Any similarity to actual present day policies, or actual events, is purely coincidental.”

[farothel]

My fire is going out. I need to burn something... anything.

[paddyfool]

Third place for golemcop:

Robocop: the early years.

Second place for refuelling advice:

My fire is going out. I need to burn something... anything.

Excelsior! First place:

No one expected a Stan Lee cameo in the Eberron movie.

Pex, you're up :-)

[Pex]

[farothel]

giant troll teeth, always difficult to keep clean.

[Lacco]

Smoking, when taken up during young age, is especially hard to drop for dolomites.

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Ad concept:
Skiing: not for everyone, not for every day.
Pubs: for everyone, for every day.

[Taffimai]

Alternate reality #36, where Guy Fawkes not only succeeds, but vastly underestimates the power of his explosives.

[farothel]

Best job in the world: vulcano. The whole day lying around smoking and everybody saying 'look, he's working'.