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[Lacco]

Know your geology!

Volcanoes: Earth's wet farts.

Dolomites: Earth's dandruff.

There is a difference.

[Smoutwortel]

The reason dr. doofenschmid fired his indoor designer.

[paddyfool]

Behold the beautiful Valley of Agonising Poisons, and beyond it the Mountains of Rocks Fall Everybody Dies! You must find a secret passage within those mountains to the Underdark and infiltrate the dark elf cultists there... Wait, why are you walking away?

[Scarlet Knight]

"The hiiiills are aliiiive! With geomaaaaaancy!"

[paddyfool]

That's one big earth elemental...

[farothel]

It's going to take a while to bring all the materials for the construction of the secret lair over that one little mountain road.

[Lacco]

200 years after his fall, Saruman returned to Middle Earth to conquer it. But when he saw what the hobbits did to Mordor in return for him destroying the Shire, he decided they were too evil to tangle with and left Middle Earth forever.

His last words, as understood by his lackeys, were "They sell lederhosen there..."

[Scarlet Knight]

"My oral report is on 'The Old Man of the Mountain', also called the 'Great Stone Face' in Franconia, New Hampshire. Franco was a hippie who traveled from Maine to Woodstock in 1969. There he met my Grandpa who sold him such good reefer that he got stoned halfway home. Here you can still make out his long hair. Grandpa says the smoke shows he is still puffing today..."

[Smoutwortel]

The reason dr. doofenschmid fired his indoor designer.

The rests of Saitama's Genos punch.

[Pex]

Third Place:

Behold the beautiful Valley of Agonising Poisons, and beyond it the Mountains of Rocks Fall Everybody Dies! You must find a secret passage within those mountains to the Underdark and infiltrate the dark elf cultists there... Wait, why are you walking away?

Second Place:

It's going to take a while to bring all the materials for the construction of the secret lair over that one little mountain road.

First place:

"The hiiiills are aliiiive! With geomaaaaaancy!"

Is next!

[Scarlet Knight]

OK, I am going to take a chance with this one. Remember, no politics or gender orientation jokes.


Stupidity, adultery, vanity, and hair should be allowed.

[Taffimai]

Natural eyebrows, ugh!

[Pex]

Divine Providence

[Lacco]

I don't like when the new guy decides to rewrite the whole superhero origins story. Stick with the original: don't make Penguinella be the cause Batman took his mantle just because her hair was terrible that night and "Bruce" decided to make jokes of her.

[paddyfool]

A Cummerbund? How gauche.

[farothel]

One slip with a pencil can have huge consequences.

[Taffimai]

There's always that one couple that wears black tie to a halloween party...

[farothel]

2 people can have the same wig but they don't necessarily wear it the same way.

[sengmeng]

EDIT: changing my entry.



"Ugh, he mixed up his toupee and his merkin again."

[Taffimai]

He can't be that rich if he has to cut his cummerbund out of his girlfriend's dress...

[Pex]

Playing the Queen of Trumps

[farothel]

Meeting the ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.

[Taffimai]

LEAKED: Bold casting choices for the remake of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"! (in order)

[Smoutwortel]

OK, I am going to take a chance with this one. Remember, no politics or gender orientation jokes.


Stupidity, adultery, vanity, and hair should be allowed.

Carnival for fashion barbarians.

[farothel]

Always be mindful that 'fancy dress' doesn't mean the same for everybody.

[Lacco]

Alternative Watchmen meet alternative DCU.
Oswaldina Cobblepot suspicious that local businessman is actually Nite Owl on a date with Jokerella - and all of it due to his eyebrows...

[Scarlet Knight]

I have to compliment everyone! So many good entries and none of them scrubbed!

Third Prize:

He can't be that rich if he has to cut his cummerbund out of his girlfriend's dress...

Second Prize:

"Ugh, he mixed up his toupee and his merkin again."

First Prize:

Meeting the ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.

All yours, Farothel!

[farothel]

Here's the next one:

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[Smoutwortel]

Chilling with the boys.

[Pex]

When you have a fight with your dancing partner.