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    "Move along! Nothing to see here! You heard me Buddy! Give the lady some privacy!""
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    Three birds: "All hail the Sun-god!"
    Fourth bird: "Sod this, I'm tired."

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    Not many replies this week, but here's the top 3:

    third place:
    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    When you have a fight with your dancing partner.
    second place (in fact correct, as the two birds at the front are females and the two at the back are males)
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "Move along! Nothing to see here! You heard me Buddy! Give the lady some privacy!""
    first place (and again correct, they are drying their wings)
    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Three birds: "All hail the Sun-god!"
    Fourth bird: "Sod this, I'm tired."
    In fact, those birds didn't move when you drove a car over the road. You had to get out and shoo them away.

    paddyfool, you're up.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  4. - Top - End - #394
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    Yay!
    Four pictures in one that bring me joy from the comedy wildlife photography awards:


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    Cat zoomies, the savanna version.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Leaked footage of training montage from Dumbo Reloaded: I wanna be the goalkeeper! live action movie.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Ta da!


    ten characters
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    A new set of maneuvers in gymnastics: the elephant.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Yay!
    Four pictures in one that bring me joy from the comedy wildlife photography awards:

    Elephant morning routine.
    The closest I get to clear and consise:
    Quote Originally Posted by Justanotherhero View Post
    Interesting read! Thanks for the post!

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    "Ursula! Look! George teach Shep to Roll Over!"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "I meant to do that."
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    "Roll-playing a Loxodon rogue."
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    scratch that itch.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Okay, everybody on stage. Let's do the whole combination from the top. Right. I want it strong. Make it sharp. Take it on the downbeat. Ready! And five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

    It was the opportunity of his life.

    "You, with the long trunk. Not this time, pal."
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    It was only a matter of time before elephant yoga calendars became a thing.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Third place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Laughing Dog View Post
    It was only a matter of time before elephant yoga calendars became a thing.
    Second for the visual:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    "Okay, everybody on stage. Let's do the whole combination from the top. Right. I want it strong. Make it sharp. Take it on the downbeat. Ready! And five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

    It was the opportunity of his life.

    "You, with the long trunk. Not this time, pal."
    First for the pun:

    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "Roll-playing a Loxodon rogue."
    Scarlet Knight, you're up.

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    Yaaay! Ok , what do I have? Hmmm...NSFW....NSFW...will get me banned....NSFW....ok , this one works!

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    A first shot of the new Alien Xenomorph Queen.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Cover of Rejected Spiderman Villains, Vol. 7
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    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    The Purple Woman: hypnotic powers akin to Daredevil / Jessica Jones villain "The Purple Man"; however powers are only granted while wearing this unfortunate costume and doing so with a smile.

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    How to infiltrate a human party when you're actually an alien sentient flower: build a synthezoid capable of carrying you around.

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    First draft of The Bugaloos remake.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    Some can pull off a '70s retro look and some... well, can't.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Third Place (70's nostalgia category):
    Quote Originally Posted by Pex View Post
    First draft of The Bugaloos remake.
    Second Place ( Feed me Seymour category):

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    How to infiltrate a human party when you're actually an alien sentient flower: build a synthezoid capable of carrying you around.
    First Place (Marvel would never reject this category) :
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    Cover of Rejected Spiderman Villains, Vol. 7
    You're turn Lacco!
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    Oh! Sorry, did not consider the possibility of winning this one.

    Let's see...

    ...how about THIS crazy image?

    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Some ophthalmic surgical operations are more high risk than others

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    Eye hope they don't see us

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    They don't look like students... Are you sure this is the fraternity we're meant to be pranking?

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    It doesn't hurt, must keep smiling. It doesn't hurt, must keep smiling.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Uh, guys? When it says the left eye is the safe one, I think it means the idol's left."
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    "No, no, this is the temple of elementary evil. Y'gotta go back an' take the fork right here, in Alberqueque."
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lacco View Post
    Oh! Sorry, did not consider the possibility of winning this one.

    Let's see...

    ...how about THIS crazy image?

    The reason they don't wake my inner monsters anymore.
    The closest I get to clear and consise:
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    Interesting read! Thanks for the post!

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    "Dammit, I'm a cleric not a thief! You told me I was needed for eye surgery on someone named Ruby!"
    "Sorry, his command of Common is terrible."
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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