Caption This Returns

[farothel]

I said Sweden, not demon. I just wanted some IKEA furniture, not a statue.

[paddyfool]

"So what about the legend that defacing this statue will bring about the apocalypse?"

"Say what? I thought they said it would bring back Calypso dancing!"

*Cue hellfire, screams and diabolical laughter*

[Lacco]

Aaaand the winner is:

"No, no, this is the temple of elementary evil. Y'gotta go back an' take the fork right here, in Alberqueque."

Shoot us a new picture, doc!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Here we go. Caption THIS!

[Lacco]

"And IIIIII-I-IIIIII... will always LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUuUuUUuUUUU...!"

Regardless of the powerful feeling and the motivation, some lady from Houston got the role instead, ruining the one chance to get a makeout session with Kevin.

[Pex]

Frank Herbert, sipping tea with spice, looks up and sees this.

[farothel]

Time for another business meeting.

[Lacco]

"C'mon, Jimmy. Close it."
"Ah can'f. If ftuk!"

[farothel]

Dentist: Open wide so I can have a look.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Brothers and Sisters! Can I have an Alleluia?"

[farothel]

Any time now the fish will fall from the sky.

[Lacco]

"See these chompers..? Those were *MADE* for chomping!"

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Telenovellas are too dramatic: Animal Edition.

[farothel]

When the cat has 5am zoomies in the bedroom.

[Smoutwortel]

When you're too sleepy to be nice.

[Lacco]

...they say there is no pain that is greater, that is more pure or more known to mankind, than losing the love of one's life.
They are wrong.
Just look at this poor animal, stepping on his kids' lego piece.

[paddyfool]

"Ooh baby, here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!"

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Leopard seals find it a bit trickier to catch flying birds than they do penguins. Doesn't stop the odd one trying.

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"That's it! That's the exact shade of pink I need for my new collection! Darling, would you be a dear and persuade that animal to come home with us so we can colour match?"

[Pex]

The last thing you saw, before the sneeze.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Oh! I should probably pick a winner at some point, huh? This game is usually kryptonite for my sense of humor, so if the winner seems like a weird choice, don't sweat it too much.

Runner up is Farothel:

Any time now the fish will fall from the sky.

...and the winner is Lacco!

"C'mon, Jimmy. Close it."
"Ah can'f. If ftuk!"

[Lacco]

I'm the weird choice! Hurray!

[Pex]

The little piggy who stayed home did not do so voluntarily.

[paddyfool]

The fourth little pig built their house out of toy blocks. They were so little that the wolf didn't even bother to huff and puff and blow their house down; instead they fell victim to a hungry rat.

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When to worry about a child's play sessions part 6: if they roleplay this kind of conversation with their toys.

"What's for dinner Mum?"
"Peppa pig. Now get on and slaughter it for me, and make sure to collect plenty of blood for the ritual to the goat of the black woods, or you'll be next!"

[farothel]

Peppa Pig in IKEA.

[Scarlet Knight]

"The evil Dr. Porkchop awaits Buzz and Woody in his enhanced Fortress of Doom! Bwa Ha Ha!"

[sengmeng]

"Is the pork fresh? Is the pork fresh!? Buddy, have a look for yourself!"

[Scarlet Knight]

Hamm was put in timeout for asking Barbie if she felt like "Makin' Bacon".

[farothel]

the piggy bank was kept in a 'secure' and 'undisclosed' location.

[Lacco]

Third place:

"The evil Dr. Porkchop awaits Buzz and Woody in his enhanced Fortress of Doom! Bwa Ha Ha!"

Second place:

the piggy bank was kept in a 'secure' and 'undisclosed' location.

Aaaaand the winner is:

Hamm was put in timeout for asking Barbie if she felt like "Makin' Bacon".

Scarlet Knight, you're up!

[Scarlet Knight]

Thank you!

Let's go from the profane of NY clubs to the sacred of high art:

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[Lacco]

Step away, fiend! I am not interested in extending my car's warranty!!!

[Pex]

From the creators of Freddy vs Jason, it's Samara vs The Nun!