Caption This Returns

[sengmeng]

"Here, smell my garlic breath! That should prove I'm not a vampire."

[farothel]

Witch hunter training

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Even as far back as 1795, artists were sacrificing dynamic composition to avoid drawing feet.

[farothel]

Just take your pill already, grandma.

[Gold Leaf]

"Can you look at this for me!? Does it look bad!? Does it look infected!? What should I put on it!?

[Lacco]

The pitch for Matrix: Renaissance did not persuade the investors.

Especially the "Eat the damn red pill, grandma!!!" scene was viewed as too much for their comfort.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Bellatrix meets her first Muggle"

The entries were excellent this time! So without further ado...

Third Prize (from your friends at Bactine):

"Can you look at this for me!? Does it look bad!? Does it look infected!? What should I put on it!?

Second Prize ( from your friends at Organon):

Just take your pill already, grandma.

First Prize ( from your friends at Listerine):

"Here, smell my garlic breath! That should prove I'm not a vampire."

Take it away Sengmeng!

[farothel]

"Bellatrix meets her first Muggle"

Second Prize ( from your friends at Organon):

And the fun bit is that I have actually worked for Organon (way back at the start of my career).

[sengmeng]

You're welcome for my service.

[paddyfool]

Poster referencing the historic victory of the Ottoman Empire over the Poles at the Battle of Cecora

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Time travel led to some strange party destinations

[Scarlet Knight]

“There wouldn’t have been a Woodstock if it weren’t for the Army”- folk singer Richie Havens

[farothel]

See, I told you we could hit 88mph with that truck. But where are we now?

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

It already has a caption! How am I supposed to work with this?

...

"Зараз близько 1620 р."

[farothel]

Well, Dr., what's another year. You know what they say:...

[Pex]

I don't care. It's 2022 now.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Colonel! Why would you schedule the attack at 16:25?"
"Would you charge a machine gun nest if you weren't stoned?"

[sengmeng]

Sorry guys, hindsight says I really should have cropped out the caption that was already on the picture.

Third Place:

See, I told you we could hit 88mph with that truck. But where are we now?

Second Place:

“There wouldn’t have been a Woodstock if it weren’t for the Army”- folk singer Richie Havens

First Place:

"Colonel! Why would you schedule the attack at 16:25?"
"Would you charge a machine gun nest if you weren't stoned?"

[Scarlet Knight]

Thank you! I don't have anything right now so....OPEN FLOOR! First person to submit a pic takes the next turn!

[farothel]

As third place, I'll take it. Here's the next one, spoilered for size.

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It's three juvenile swans with their heads down to forage for food.

[Lacco]

Mobbing in the animal kingdom: hiding from the unpopular kid.

[paddyfool]

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

[Lacco]

"I said that the image should give me goose-BUMPs, not goose butts."

[Scarlet Knight]

"Wow, guys! Playing ostrich IS fun!"

[Pex]

Duck Duck Goose

[sengmeng]

"Ducks, duck!"

Annoyed, but aware there was probably danger, the swans did so.

At least they weren't being told to 'goose.'

[Lacco]

"Dangit, Petey, where did you put the remote...???"

[paddyfool]

Try as they might, swan teams could never medal in synchronized swimming at the animal Olympics; not when pitted against fish, whales, dolphins and squid. Or even ****ing penguins.

[Scarlet Knight]

Try as they might, swan teams could never medal in synchronized swimming at the animal Olympics; not when pitted against fish, whales, dolphins and squid. Or even ****ing penguins.

Well, of course the ****ing penguins ...they sleep with the judges.

[Pex]

Rats with light sabers.

[Gold Leaf]

"Hey, guys! Look at this cool thing I found underwater!"
"What is it this time, Frank?"
"MADE YOU LOOK! Hehehehahahaha!"
"..."
"Why do we still let you hang out with us?"