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    “Cut! Alright, this didn’t work. Mr. Swayze, you’re the dancer. Sorry, Mr. Orbach, but you can still be in the movie.”
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    "Gianni, are you sure this is how the Americans dance 'The Pony'?"

    OK ! This week's winners:

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    It is always the time for a fun time.
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    Why should I never travel in time:

    "Trust me, if you perform this dance routine tomorrow, it will become the newest fad and you will become wildly popular and wealthy!"
    And this week's winner:

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    100 wrong ways to give someone a massage, #52: the horseback
    OK Paddyfool, you get to submit the next picture!
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    Here you go:


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    You know you're doing it right when her screams of extacy open an ancient portal to Avalon.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Falling like dominant O's.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Why Study Illusionism AND Architecture Together? Reason 1: Nobody Notices the Ugly Frog in Their Backyard Pond When You Do This
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Don't worry Boss! Our Block-chain project is almost complete!"
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    building a house: you're doing it wrong

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    Uh oh spaghettios.
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "Don't worry Boss! Our Block-chain project is almost complete!"
    Runner up.

    You know you're doing it right when her screams of extacy open an ancient portal to Avalon.
    Winner winner chicken dinner. Taffimai, you're up next.

    (Incidentally, the pic I used was created by the artist Filip Hodas. Well worth doing a Google image search under his name for more material if you liked it).

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    Thank you!
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    You can't run away
    From my disintegration ray

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    Run, Forest, Run.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Everyone was shocked when the DM rolled double 1s on the Dracolich's saving throw against the Bard's charm.
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Worst advice for the annual asphalt lake run: "Just try to look as leisurely and as happy as possible when you run, Bob."
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Not pictured: Roadrunner Skeleton
    Nexus Character Pile
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Wile E. Coyote Died Doing what He Loved Chasing after his ultimate Goal.

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    I look Fabulous!
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Everyone was excited when ancient Hobbit fossils were found. Somehow no one cared about the kobold skeletons found among them.
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and gritty, and slayed!
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Due to COVID measures, the Olympic marathon took just a little while longer.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    The necromancer new weight loss regimen, seemed to be very popular. "Lose pounds overnight!" he'd say, "No more need to worry about loose skin!"

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    Because I liked so many of them, I ended up asking my housemates, who of course all picked something else. The arbitrary top three, therefore, is as follows:

    Winner:
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    I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and gritty, and slayed!
    Runner-up:
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    Everyone was excited when ancient Hobbit fossils were found. Somehow no one cared about the kobold skeletons found among them.
    Third place:
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    Due to COVID measures, the Olympic marathon took just a little while longer.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Awesome. Thanks for picking me. - Here's a new pic (now that I finally figured it out)
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Keep your stinking paws of my business, you damn dirty ape.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    It's all monkey business around here.

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    Get this monkey suit off me! I'm an ape, you idiots!

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    Now, where is my Typewriter.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    It was nothing personal, just a contract. Until they took Agent Monky-Seven's banana. THEN it became personal.
    Last edited by lacco36; 2021-07-29 at 02:40 PM.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
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    OK, Bob, it's the big interview. You've rehearsed for this. You can do this job better than anyone.

    "Next up... Bob?"

    "Ook!"

    S**t. I'm an ape.
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