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[paddyfool]

Tabaxi sorcerer and rogue looking for group. Would prefer teammates that aren’t tied down, are keen to be on the move a lot, and that nobody would miss

[Bohandas]

Me and my mom after a visit to the dollar store. She got a peanut brittle phone case. I got two bread knives.

This one wins

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Eep! Sorry, I forgot I posted!

Caption... this!

[Bohandas]

New pizza hat

[paddyfool]

“Bake your own boobs! The ultimate pizza party accessory.”

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“Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Fire burn and pizza bubble.

Something tasty this way comes.”

[farothel]

These are the new political promises. A lot of hot air.

[Bohandas]

It's some kind of 3-dimensional hyper-pizza. (New from Dominos.)

[Scarlet Knight]

"Try Gordie's new 'Glib Supreme! It'll make your mouth,...er, Glibber'! "

[farothel]

Before using Adam's rib, God tried different ways to make Eve.

[Pex]

Mrs. Jabba has a bun in the oven.

[Scarlet Knight]

Before using Adam's rib, God tried different ways to make Eve.

Adam : "I believe, my dear, you need a little more pepperoni...how about I give you some?"

[Bohandas]

"Ok, I've made this model of the county to illustrate things. The new observatory will go at the top of the hill in the spot marked by the pepperoni"

EDIT:
"If you can find a taller pizza, we'll give you your money back!"

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I'm going to go ahead and call it here before I forget again.

New pizza hat

Strong opener.

“Bake your own boobs!”

If only.

These are the new political promises. A lot of hot air.

This feels a little like you're playing to the judge.

"Try Gordie's new 'Glib Supreme! It'll make your mouth,...er, Glibber'! "

I'm not sure I get this one but I like the energy.

Mrs. Jabba has a bun in the oven.

This one almost took it.

"Ok, I've made this model of the county to illustrate things. The new observatory will go at the top of the hill in the spot marked by the pepperoni"

This one takes it. Bohandas wins!

[Bohandas]

[politesociety]

Officer Duh, and Officer Dum.

[Pex]

When you only care about trying to identify what he's holding.

[Scarlet Knight]

The solution to the border crisis brought to you by [Insert Political Party you hate here]

[farothel]

no, there are no mutegenic experiments going on here.

[Bohandas]

Officer Duh, and Officer Dum.

Politesociety wins!

no, there are no mutegenic experiments going on here.

runner up

[politesociety]

Umm, not going to lie, I can't post the next caption, I only have 2 posts.

[Bohandas]

I guess it goes to Farothel then

[farothel]

Here's the next one then. It's one of the cats from the shelter where I volunteer.

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[Scarlet Knight]

"Is this some sort of trick? You said you were giving out Swedish Fish for Halloween!"

[Bohandas]

Up next on TGIF, Salem gets into wacky hijinks on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

[Pex]

"I'm not angry just very disappointed in you, human."

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

"Heh. You mean the chaos emeralds?"

[farothel]

runner up:

Up next on TGIF, Salem gets into wacky hijinks on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

and the winner (because that's exactly what happened as I was probably using the flash a bit too much):

"I'm not angry just very disappointed in you, human."

Pex, take it away.

[Pex]

Be gentle.

[Bohandas]

A gentleman fires his gun with his pinky extended

EDIT:

"This is a stickup! Give me all your captions!"

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

I heard you came back in the 2021 Cutaway Comics miniseries.