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    Every woman's dream: elegant on the outside, an animal on the inside.
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "Carl, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get a monkey suit for your wedding."
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    > MFW Harambe
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    The Halloween costume to scare all your ape friends... The Lawyer. Now only $49.99.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Allright, that's enough monkeying around for me. Here's the picks, in reverse order.

    3rd - with a "License to Ape"
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    It was nothing personal, just a contract. Until they took Agent Monky-Seven's banana. THEN it became personal.
    2nd - with "Carl, what did you do?"
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    "Carl, that's not what I meant when I said you need to get a monkey suit for your wedding."
    Winner - with "I dressed up for this."
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    OK, Bob, it's the big interview. You've rehearsed for this. You can do this job better than anyone.

    "Next up... Bob?"

    "Ook!"

    S**t. I'm an ape.
    Great job everyone. Honorable mentions to Harambe!

    Paddyfool, you're up!
    I'm usually late to the party, but it's a great time when I get there....
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Pisces, or La femme et son poissant by Man Ray

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    Few people like to talk about where mermaids come from.

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    She: I love him, but I feel like he is distant. I like how he remains so cool, calm in every situation. He looks at me, but there is no passion, nothing... he cuddles, but it feels cold. I wonder if he still loves me. Maybe he has lost his passion. Or he met someone else... I don't know. And he smells strange today.

    He: Need water. Suffocating.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Wanda thought this was a surefire way to keep her husband from leaving her alone in bed each weekend to go fishing.
    Last edited by Supagoof; 2021-08-05 at 09:26 AM.
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    "Holy Mackerel, did you catch the curves on her?"
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Hollywood's Hidden Scandals! Mr. Limpet's casting couch!
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    10,000 years in the future, the inhabitants of the land could not figure out why she had washed upon the shore naked, or what the strange light colored alien with multiple phalanges lying next to her body was.
    I'm usually late to the party, but it's a great time when I get there....
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Mommy, the weird fishes are back.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Adult Movie Company presents "One Fish Two Fish"
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    "Mugsy, dat is not wot I meant when I said I wanted dat dame to 'sleep wit da fishes'."

    "I am sorry, Boss. But in my defense, we are making a boatload of money from the webcast!"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    3rd place (bronze medal in innuendo):

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    Few people like to talk about where mermaids come from.
    Runner up (silver medal in mafioso innuendo):

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    "Mugsy, dat is not wot I meant when I said I wanted dat dame to 'sleep wit da fishes'."

    "I am sorry, Boss. But in my defense, we are making a boatload of money from the webcast!"
    Winner (gold medal in morbid innuendo):

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    She: I love him, but I feel like he is distant. I like how he remains so cool, calm in every situation. He looks at me, but there is no passion, nothing... he cuddles, but it feels cold. I wonder if he still loves me. Maybe he has lost his passion. Or he met someone else... I don't know. And he smells strange today.

    He: Need water. Suffocating.
    You're up next, lacco36
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    Yayyyy! Another victory!

    Okay, next round:

    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    These would taste much better if we put them into a tortilla shell, and added some lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts and maybe some cucumbers.

    Yeah, that's a wrap.

    TAKE PUN DAMAGE!
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Starter: Each chess piece captured
    Main course: The loser of the match
    Dessert: The observer
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-08-09 at 12:59 PM.

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    "What do you think, my love?"
    "Let's just say I'll pick the restaurant next time."
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    The next great movie crossover - Hannibal Lecter Through The Looking Glass!
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    The secret ingredient is Lovecraft
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    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    The Mummy 4: the Mate of the King
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    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Darksouls: Chess Edition

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    "Try it. It tastes just like Checkers."
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    I don't think this is what the humans meant by "eating like a king".

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    "A key strategy of chess involves using forks to take your opponents pieces."
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "You are what you eat, and we're in a bind."
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Gary wasn't upset about the dinner party snacks, he was upset at Karl for continuing to use his arm as a napkin.
    I'm usually late to the party, but it's a great time when I get there....
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    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
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    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
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    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    Third Annual Burn Victim-Novelty Candy-Chess Club Social
    Saturday, August 20th, Bates Hotel ballroom
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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