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[Scarlet Knight]

"It's hard to see in this picture, but he really does have a nice set of pex... pecs...whatever they're called!"

[paddyfool]

Inception! Leonardo DiCaprio, is that you?

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Now, this gun is straight off the 3D printer. Could be it’s a deadly weapon, could be it’s a toy, could be it explodes if you try to fire it. The question you have to ask yourself is… do you feel lucky, punk?

[farothel]

Elbows locked, shoulders locked. That should deal with the recoil.

[Bohandas]

price check

[Pex]

Pex lives!

And we have a winner.

Inception! Leonardo DiCaprio, is that you?

Is next.

[paddyfool]

Here you go, from the 2023 comedy wildlife photography awards:

[Lacco]

"Well, hello there, beautiful...!"
(let me know if you read it in the voice of Obi-Wan, Ross Geller or Heath Ledger's Joker voice)

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Although I liked the previous iterations, this new 'I smell delicious' ad for Old Spice is too much.

[Bohandas]

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

[Pex]

"Dude, look at the tail on that one."

[Scarlet Knight]

"Suave dudes like me use Suave Shampoo. Now in *sniff* coconut!"

"Well, hello there, beautiful...!"
(let me know if you read it in the voice of Obi-Wan, Ross Geller or Heath Ledger's Joker voice)

I read it as King Julien...

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

"Oh, uh... Non, non, my name is... Jacques Francais! You must be looking for my evil, non-mustached twin, hohhon!"

[Bohandas]

"I wanna be called 'The Great Sage Equal With Heaven'"

[farothel]

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

[Pex]

Try "Eau De Simiesque" and become Smell No Evil.

[paddyfool]

3rd place is Pex:

"Dude, look at the tail on that one."

2nd place is Pex again:

Try "Eau De Simiesque" and become Smell No Evil.

1st place is Bohandas, because hearing this monkey with the voice of Kate Winslet amuses me:

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

[Bohandas]

[WritersBlock]

A sneak peak at one of the many upcoming Cult of the Lamb clones.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Sloopdoop! You know the rules! No oozing along the edge!"

[paddyfool]

Cthulhu was starting to regret trying this parenthood thing that Shub-Nigggurath seemed to be so into.

[farothel]

Clone, clone, clone, clone the scary old One.

[Tom the Mime]

The cover of the new parenting book "Cleaning with Cthulu" from the same author that brought you "Napping with Nyarlathotep".

[Pex]

It's raining glubtorx, hallelujah!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Help! We're being attacked by these weird red things!

[farothel]

After the success of his first attempt, Chtulhu made sure his next brood of eggs could float... far away.

[Bohandas]

Clone, clone, clone, clone the scary old One.

-Third

It's raining glubtorx, hallelujah!

-Second

The cover of the new parenting book "Cleaning with Cthulu" from the same author that brought you "Napping with Nyarlathotep".

-Winner

[Tom the Mime]

Thanks. Here's the next one:

[farothel]

Flying in a storm isn't always easy.

[Bohandas]

"No one must know my secret identity"

[Pex]

How dumb is Dirk Dastardly when even a leaf can catch the pigeon?

[Killerkat]

The new hero, Woodchipper, politely declined any questions from his fans, requesting they 'leaf him alone'.