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    The results are in!

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    The secret ingredient is Lovecraft
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    Darksouls: Chess Edition
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    "A key strategy of chess involves using forks to take your opponents pieces."
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Thank you! I want to thank my High School chess club instructor..."

    OK , next:

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    For some unknown reason the forum wasn't displaying the picture, so I decided to change it into a link in the quote for others who have the same problem while I think of something witty.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Let's put a traffic jam on this road and see how happy they are then.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "Welcome, brothers and sisters, for the dawning of a new, happier era ... yes, what is it?"
    "We heard there was punch and pie..."
    "There isn't any!"
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    Happy Avenue: Just across the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, the only place you can get your discount Rick Astley, Wolfboy, Cher or Godzilla (not pictured).
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    "Next year we should stay home and clap hands."
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Happy Avenue before COVID.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    "Here you can see a herd of free-range humans on their way to processing. Note how the pastoral views and soothing messages lead to a calm, orderly procedure in line with the latest cattle wellfare guidelines."
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    I like to move it, move it... or not.
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    *kssh* "Hey, Hank, there's a woman here with a camera."
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    "Yeah, I'm looking at her. She's right here by the street sign."
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    Find Waldo, 1969 edition. *Hint* He's not in red & white 'cause him and his old lady are naked, man.

    OK, Third Prize:

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    Happy Avenue: Just across the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, the only place you can get your discount Rick Astley, Wolfboy, Cher or Godzilla (not pictured).
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    Happy Avenue before COVID.
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    "Here you can see a herd of free-range humans on their way to processing. Note how the pastoral views and soothing messages lead to a calm, orderly procedure in line with the latest cattle wellfare guidelines."
    You're up, Taffimai!
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    "Unimpressed."
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    "This has to be the most miserable wellness retreat ever."

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    "Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between the sizes of 36C and 42 A. Oooh. It is a lonely life: bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear, just waiting for a hero to free us."
    A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade. - Chaucer

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    Marie and her seven sisters had to join heir parents on holiday to the mountains instead of going to Ibiza.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    Worst Idea Ever: Becoming a plastic surgeon at Island of Recursive Maidens.
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    Like the rest of their society, the Amish red light district values maidens who are good at churning butter.
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    Please wait here for 15 minutes after your COVID vaccine and if you experience no side effects you can go home.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
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    Number 482 is now allowed on the beach.
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    Bored Swiss housewives passing the time with astral projection.
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    Time's up! Here are the winners:

    Third Place:
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    Cautious Tales of Trial and Error: How First Plastic Surgeon Finally Found the Correct Eye Shape
    Second Place:
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    Marie and her seven sisters had to join heir parents on holiday to the mountains instead of going to Ibiza.
    Winner:
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    Like the rest of their society, the Amish red light district values maidens who are good at churning butter.

    Edit: I've sent Sengmeng a PM because not everybody checks the forums every day.
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    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Thanks! Sorry for not noticing I was up next.
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    The URL tags were borked in sengmeng's post, so here's the image in a spoiler:

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    King Pelican's revenge was finally over. With Spongebob dead in the hands of Courtney Thorne-Smith, he could finally rest. But inside, he felt empty - not even the oil-covered planet could sate his hunger now.

    Especially when all the fish were dead and it was dinner time!
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    Irked by the success of Greta Thunberg, the fossile fuel industry decided to promote their own teenage rolemodel. Pictured is the poster of her upcoming "I have a dream" campaign.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    When the blond girl invited SpongeBob to get oiled up, ritual sacrifice wasn't quite what he expected.
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