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[Taffimai]

THE best response to yet another nincompoop bothering you for breastfeeding in public.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

uhhh
yes
yes my liege
the weird arc is a genius element of the piece
and not
the result
of me accidentally scratching it on the way here
haha
ha

[paddyfool]

"Fishers of men" gets a new meaning.

[Pex]

Proving your eyes are looking at the face.

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

PRIEST used WATER GUN!
It's not very effective...

[Lacco]

...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.

[Taffimai]

"Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"

[Scarlet Knight]

"Mama from heaven"
"Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
"You weren't there."

(Yeah, I'm going to hell)

[sengmeng]

First place

"Drive-through milkshake before the invention of refridgeration"

Second place

"Mama from heaven"
"Brother, I believe the word is 'mana'."
"You weren't there."

Third place

...and that's when Ben Kingsley's career officially jumped the shark.

Taffimai, you're up next!

[Taffimai]

Awesome! For the next one, I thought we'd go with a regular photograph again:

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[paddyfool]

We loves to cuddle the stuffed carcasses of our rivals. It gives us the warm fuzzies

[Lacco]

Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

Wow... another third place...? :D

[farothel]

I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.

[Scarlet Knight]

"I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"

[Pex]

This is why there are no vampire cats.

[farothel]

Four legs... check
Two ears... check
Two buddies spooning me... check... Wait, what?

[Taffimai]

Time's up!

Bronze goes to:

Parenting (noun): the wonderful feeling when both kids decide to cuddle to you during the night, depriving you of space, sleep and oxygen in return for kid farts.

Wow... another third place...? :D

...I am so sorry

Silver goes to:

"I remember the party...I remember the catnip...why is my ...OH CRRRRAP!"

And our winner is:

I don't have to go to the litterbox. I don't have to go to the litterbox.

[farothel]

Here's the next one. Another one of mine.

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[Pex]

"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

[Lacco]

After the initial success of "The Hare & the Tortoise", the Forest Animal Commercial Committee decided to step up their game with "The Goat and the Buck", but unfortunately Aesop did not like that one.

[Taffimai]

"Woooh, look at me go! You'll never keep up with me!"
"Bill, I keep telling you, that strafing trick only works in video games!"

[paddyfool]

So it turns out that goats have a much greater tolerance for bourbon than deer do. Who knew?

[Scarlet Knight]

"No, no, don't run off, Baby! I've got good intentions! I have a nice place in the woods and I really do have work for a nanny!"

"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

Nice choice for the Halloween season!

[farothel]

Third place:

"No, no, don't run off, Baby! I've got good intentions! I have a nice place in the woods and I really do have work for a nanny!"

second place:

So it turns out that goats have a much greater tolerance for bourbon than deer do. Who knew?

first place:

"It's easy. Look. It's just a jump to the left . . ."

Pex, you're up.

[Pex]

[Scarlet Knight]

" I remember my audition to be a stripper at the Mos Eisley Cantina..."

[sengmeng]

When Han went to that great cantina in the sky, Greedo was among the crowd who wanted to have a word with him first, of course.

[farothel]

The mood in the cantina changed when my mother-in-law entered.

[Lacco]

Damn. Fran Jeffries looks a bit older in this version of Pink Panther; hope the song is still so catchy.

[paddyfool]

The Sith's newest recruit, Darth Karen, just before the great Mos Eisley massacre.