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2021-11-23, 04:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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'I WAS SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU OF REEFS,' Death asked, actually sounding surprised.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-11-23, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- London, UK
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"I think you misunderstood what was meant by this ship only needing a skeleton crew"
Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-11-24 at 10:18 AM.
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2021-11-24, 05:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Oh, a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm,
And a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm..."
Unless, of course, you are Nelson.78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-11-24, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Standing watch on the Flying Dutchman can be so boring.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-11-24, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2012
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- Australia
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Murray slumps in despair when he realises that the telescope won't do him any good when he doesn't have eyes anymore.
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
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2021-11-28, 05:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Come see "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Nightmare Before Christmas" and find out which Jack is featured on the poster!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-11-28, 07:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
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I guess you can say the pirate was left...
*Puts on glasses*
Ship-rekt.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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2021-11-30, 07:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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2021-12-01, 06:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2021-12-01, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
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Cool. Here's the next pic!
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2021-12-01, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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As it turns out, giant maritime bath toys do not placate Godzilla, Cthulhu or Dagon.
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2021-12-01, 11:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Jack really had a hard time getting his 'souvenir' down from the beanstalk, but it was worth it.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-01, 02:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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With the minotaur slain, the Cretians were relieved that another monster conveniently showed up to sacrifice their rebellious youth to.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-12-01, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2021-12-01, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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"Admiral, I'm not sure this year's plan to replace all the navy's carriers with giant rubber duckies is going to go over any better than last year's plan to replace all the navy's battleships with giant rubber duckies."
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2021-12-02, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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The unveiling of the newest Navy Mechas.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-02, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: Live from Miami!
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2021-12-02, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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"No no NO! I said I wanted more duct tape, not more duckscape!"
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2021-12-03, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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@fjamie013 Hi James, unfortunately during our holiday the Sydney Opera House was under renovation and this is the best pic we could get between all the cranes. Can you fix it?
- Sure78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-12-03, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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"Are you my Mama?"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2021-12-03, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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-If you thought a ratogre was terrifying, wait until you see this.
Almar Aenan, Elven ship captain.Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-03, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2021-12-03, 01:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- big ducking yacht in the harbour
- lol autocorrect!
- no just Elon Musk again78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-12-08, 07:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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'quack. Quack.'
Last edited by farothel; 2021-12-08 at 07:34 AM.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-08, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
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You all are hilarious! It's hard to choose. With finals hitting hard, I completely forgot about this. But let's go - without further ado, announcing our runners-up and winners!
In Third Place:
In Second Place:
And for First Place:
Congratulations Paddyfool! You win this round!
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2021-12-09, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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OK everyone, I present you with the overall winner of the 2021 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards:
Spoiler: Actual title
"Ouch", by Ken Jensen
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2021-12-09, 04:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Go play outside, they said. Learn to climb ropes, they said. It will be fun, they said.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2021-12-09, 07:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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The things some people will do to get their 15 minutes of internet fame...
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2021-12-09, 10:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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They told him he can not improve his singing range by another octave this way - but Eugene did not listen.
"Hello, I'm Johnny Goldensilkmonkey, welcome to Jackass!"Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2021-12-09, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2020
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Tragically today, the career of the lead singer of Monkey Massacre was cut short when his agent dared him into this photoshoot, saying that he 'didn't have the balls'.