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    ElfRangerGuy

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    'I WAS SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU OF REEFS,' Death asked, actually sounding surprised.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I think you misunderstood what was meant by this ship only needing a skeleton crew"
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2021-11-24 at 10:18 AM.

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    RedKnightGirl

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    "Oh, a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm,
    And a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn’t do us any harm..."

    Unless, of course, you are Nelson.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Standing watch on the Flying Dutchman can be so boring.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    BardGuy

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    Murray slumps in despair when he realises that the telescope won't do him any good when he doesn't have eyes anymore.
    Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

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    RedKnightGirl

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    Come see "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Nightmare Before Christmas" and find out which Jack is featured on the poster!
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    I guess you can say the pirate was left...
    *Puts on glasses*
    Ship-rekt.
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    Come see "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Nightmare Before Christmas" and find out which Jack is featured on the poster!

    Featuring a guest appearance by Jimmy Buffett singing his holiday classic "Ho Ho Ho... and a Bottle of Rum!"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Third place
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "We shouldn't honor Christopher Columbus for discovering America."
    "Should we honor his predecessor, Giro Sbagliato?"
    "Who?"
    "Exactly."
    Second place
    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    "I think you misunderstood what was meant by this ship only needing a skeleton crew"
    First place
    Quote Originally Posted by +5 Vorpal Bunny View Post
    I guess you can say the pirate was left...
    *Puts on glasses*
    Ship-rekt.
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
    +5 Vorpal Bunny, you're up!
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

    Nod, get treat.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Cool. Here's the next pic!


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    As it turns out, giant maritime bath toys do not placate Godzilla, Cthulhu or Dagon.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Jack really had a hard time getting his 'souvenir' down from the beanstalk, but it was worth it.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    RedKnightGirl

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    With the minotaur slain, the Cretians were relieved that another monster conveniently showed up to sacrifice their rebellious youth to.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    I'm feeling all ducky today!
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    "Admiral, I'm not sure this year's plan to replace all the navy's carriers with giant rubber duckies is going to go over any better than last year's plan to replace all the navy's battleships with giant rubber duckies."
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    The unveiling of the newest Navy Mechas.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade: Live from Miami!
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    "No no NO! I said I wanted more duct tape, not more duckscape!"

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    RedKnightGirl

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    @fjamie013 Hi James, unfortunately during our holiday the Sydney Opera House was under renovation and this is the best pic we could get between all the cranes. Can you fix it?

    - Sure
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    "Are you my Mama?"
    "We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    -If you thought a ratogre was terrifying, wait until you see this.

    Almar Aenan, Elven ship captain.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    "I spy with my little eye something that is yellow." "The crane support." "Darn it, got it in one."
    Quote Originally Posted by OvisCaedo View Post
    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    RedKnightGirl

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    - big ducking yacht in the harbour
    - lol autocorrect!
    - no just Elon Musk again
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    ElfRangerGuy

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    'quack. Quack.'
    Last edited by farothel; 2021-12-08 at 07:34 AM.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    You all are hilarious! It's hard to choose. With finals hitting hard, I completely forgot about this. But let's go - without further ado, announcing our runners-up and winners!


    In Third Place:

    Quote Originally Posted by sengmeng View Post
    "Admiral, I'm not sure this year's plan to replace all the navy's carriers with giant rubber duckies is going to go over any better than last year's plan to replace all the navy's battleships with giant rubber duckies."
    In Second Place:

    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    - big ducking yacht in the harbour
    - lol autocorrect!
    - no just Elon Musk again
    And for First Place:

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    "No no NO! I said I wanted more duct tape, not more duckscape!"
    Congratulations Paddyfool! You win this round!

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    OK everyone, I present you with the overall winner of the 2021 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards:



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    "Ouch", by Ken Jensen

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    Go play outside, they said. Learn to climb ropes, they said. It will be fun, they said.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    RedKnightGirl

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    The things some people will do to get their 15 minutes of internet fame...
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    They told him he can not improve his singing range by another octave this way - but Eugene did not listen.




    "Hello, I'm Johnny Goldensilkmonkey, welcome to Jackass!"
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Tragically today, the career of the lead singer of Monkey Massacre was cut short when his agent dared him into this photoshoot, saying that he 'didn't have the balls'.

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