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[Scarlet Knight]

Needing to cross over the crevasse using the rope, the party's druid wild-shaped into a monkey to help his chances.

Then he rolled a one.

[Lacco]

Passing the last Trial of the Great Banana Temple - the Test of the Crotch - the famous monkey archeologist, Monkeyana Jones doubted it was worth it.

And then he saw the Great Banana...

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DC ran out of ideas for movies, so they decided to do what nobody else dared to do: reshoot Batman and Robin. With monkeys. Surprisingly, the acting was better than the original. A good example is the scene where Robin has to watch his parents fall to their death.

[farothel]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Aweeeeeeee heeheehee

[Taffimai]

And here we see Johnny's prize-winning impression of "human trying to cross a rope".

[farothel]

After his girlfriend yanked the rope, the discussion about sex that evening became academic.

[Pex]

The crossover movie we've been waiting for - Idiocracy meets Planet of the Apes.

[Scarlet Knight]

Photo taken one minute after Louie said "Hold my Banana Daquiri!"

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

'Time to learn your alphabet, young monkey! Give me an 'A'...'

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!'

'... I guess we'll do 'B' later.'

[farothel]

Hold my beer and watch this.

[Scarlet Knight]

One of the most interesting lectures at Fet-con was from a zoologist who spoke on how humans were not the only primates to use ropes and pain for sexual gratification...

[paddyfool]

Third place:

Needing to cross over the crevasse using the rope, the party's druid wild-shaped into a monkey to help his chances.

Then he rolled a one.

Second place:

Tragically today, the career of the lead singer of Monkey Massacre was cut short when his agent dared him into this photoshoot, saying that he 'didn't have the balls'.

Equal first place:

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
Aweeeeeeee heeheehee

Go play outside, they said. Learn to climb ropes, they said. It will be fun, they said.

Farothel, you're up!

[farothel]

OK, here's the next one:

[Pex]

This .jpg is bugged.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Professor, do you really expect me to believe the town is under attack by giant killer moths? This I gotta' see! Just give me a moment to open my flashlight ..."

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

'For this year's Evil Scheme, we will create - MOTHS!'

'.... moths?'

'YES! MOTHS! With freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!'

[paddyfool]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your flame burns bright
And I must hug y...

[Lacco]

"Look into my eyes... deep into my eyes... you are now sleepy... your eyelids are getting heavy...your breathing..."

...it's working, isn't it...?

[Taffimai]

"Excuse me, have you seen my boy Scarlet? Oh, I'm so frightfully worried, he keeps going near those creatures with their flashlights..."

[farothel]

Third place:

"Excuse me, have you seen my boy Scarlet? Oh, I'm so frightfully worried, he keeps going near those creatures with their flashlights..."

Second place:

This .jpg is bugged.

First Place:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your flame burns bright
And I must hug y...

paddyfool, you're up for the next one.

[paddyfool]

Ok, let's take a time machine back to the 2016 comedy wildlife photography awards:



Sorry I couldn't find anything more seasonal, but happy Christmas Eve to you all regardless!

[sengmeng]

With ratings falling, Maury Povich tried several novelty animal episodes. Here we see a squirrel finding out that he is, indeed, the father.

[farothel]

Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: too many nuts.

[Taffimai]

Invisible bananas are hard to find, but delicious!

[Pex]

"Calm down everyone. The sky is not falling. It's natural for the leaves to drop this time of year. Bring that chicken to me."

[farothel]

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena, ...

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

Sadly, the squirrel's attempt to master the Kamehameha did not save it from being eaten by the wolf.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

"Phwoar! I have hands?!"

[farothel]

Officer McSquirrel standing in front of the barricade trying to stop Mr. Fox for a drug and alcohol check.

[Scarlet Knight]

The opening aria from La Nutza di Figaro was a hit at Tanglewood...

[Scarlet Knight]

"Ok, ok, wha' ha' happened was not my fault..."